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😂😂"I'm actually a famous soccer player in England"
ARE YOU FUCK YA FAT WASTE OF SPUNK
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Kick ups 😂😂 WOW she's fucking so sick mate
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Don't think I have ever been more confident about a 5-0 win than tonight. Absolute guarantee. Piss easy.
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Everton away, on a lovely Tuesday afternoon, we are Fulham and we are so back.
Fuck the Toffees, fuck the Scousers, it's all about the supreme Shaggin Whites ⚪️⚫️
#FFC
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I've been waiting a long time to post this...
But Bournemouth away seems fitting... I present "Promotion Nights"
Hope you enjoy 👋🏻
#FFC
#ShagginWhites
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Shalom shalom turn the Fulham on!
Bournemouth away... it's Champagne and Bongo for the Congo
@Neeskens_Kebano
😄🕺🏼
#FFC
#BongoleseWhites
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Crystal Palace fans at Fulham today... wow oh wow. Absolutely shocking. Remember, a 3pm kick off, in London, on a Saturday... what a disgrace of a fan base and as a club as whole. Big L off the pitch, Roy would be ashamed
#FFC
#CPFC
#AwayPlays
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, we are and will always remain a bigger club than fucking Leeds and Nottingham shitbag Forest. Hold that L you northern bastards
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Say what you like about Bristol City, but I genuinely believe it's one of the top away days in the country.
Imagine a ground you can get a scooter there and from... and a concourse, where the bar is open for the whole match - including extra time 👏🏻👏🏻🍺
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Cardiff City fans tonight at Fulham tonight... ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSING. Silent for the whole game and 10x worse than Swansea from a few weeks ago.
Disgraceful support and throughly deserved relegation
#CCFC
#FFC
#Disgraceful
#AwayDays
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When you’re playing Fulham but your girl texts you she’s got a free yard
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What an unbearable club, times like these when you wish they went extinct like Bury
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London Marathon 2023? Complete ✅
Apparently you can have a few beers, go to a few away games and still get a 3:15 finish time
Happy Flighting 👋🏻
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Shalom shalom...up the black tie shaggin whites!
We are elite. We are superior. Class on grass
#FFC
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Trying to decode Kit Symons tactics at times...
#عبدالعزيز_النبهان_في_وراهم_رواهم_شو
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Jay's Dad from Inbetweeners using the Caravan toilet
I have tried the Let's get ready for rumble intro sound
What do you all think?
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Not sure why this is entertained.. but that's one of the best "shoooooooooot" I've heard.
Anyway get back to your Sundays and fuck off Fulham
He's done it again! 🎇
QPR 0 - 2 Jake Livermore ⚽⚽
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HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WHITES😂😂😂😂😂
Everton away, on a lovely Tuesday afternoon, we are Fulham and we are so back.
Fuck the Toffees, fuck the Scousers, it's all about the supreme Shaggin Whites ⚪️⚫️
#FFC
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Ending Arsenal's title hopes?✅
Still THE best club in London?✅
Thomas Partey in the mud?✅
Bobby Reid still the world's best?✅
Fuck it. DJ PPPPPAAAAUUULL PLAY THAT FUCKING VID📹⚪️⚫️
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Did someone say... United away😅?
When the fun stops, bring Ivan Toney along for the awayday fun! Rasperous day for the even better rasperous shaggin whites 👋🏻⚪️⚫️
#FFC
#BETtinelli
#BeesUpBettingDown
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Is there anything sadder than sight of Ryan Sessegnon crouching, before a slow, painful walk to the away end. Patting the badge over and over, heartbreaking.
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Hello there 😅👋🏻
ladies: if a guy is being weird in a crowd get ur phone out and take a photo with them with the flash on. pure embarrassing and so fun to look back on xoxox
meet christian
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Ladies & Gentleman, I present, the rattling Shaggin Whites 😂😂😂
Fantastico 👋🏻
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Chelsea is an area within Fulham, you uneducated dipshit.
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Kicked out the ground for showing a photo of Mendy and "agonising" the City fans 😂😂😂
Un-fucking real
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You know what, this is why Bobby Decordova-Reid is the best player in the world. Have you ever seen him complain? I haven't. Any position, any match, any contract he's ready and getting goals when needed.
Turns up for Jamaica, bit of Bob Marley, le-BobbyBosh. What a bloke.
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Morning guys, early this morning I received this from Tony Khan’s PR team! Wow look at the positivity!
#FFC
#KillerKhan
#FulOfShit
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@TomFFCrobinson
@caramceachern13
@dee_scobbie
“yeah just got to laugh xx” oh you poor broken hearted soul...
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It's so The Thick Of It 😂😂
Prickly Sunak meets member of public.
Patronises them, laughs at them, and then walks away halfway through encounter.
A genuine sign of contempt from PM towards ordinary voters.
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Bumped into my ol' friend and fellow Fulham fan Lily James last night, amongst discussing the fight for top 4 and the best places to pull in LA, she passionately commented "If we sign that Willian fat fuck, I won't make another film ever again! Anyway, up the Shaggin Whites" 👏🏻👏🏻
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These just make me laugh, I swear Northern Championship fans just gather by a shitty factory once a week, take a pic, and then go home to frozen fish fingers and a false sense of pride
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Can't see why they stopped 😂🤦🏻♂️!!
have
@FulhamishPod
ever considered doing post match interviews outside games. some of the headloss captured would be unreal
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Just bumped into
@CalumChambers95
at Gatwick airport, asked him about his time at Fulham and he said “Win ,lose, Shag & Booze” - what a fucking geezer. Shame he’s moving to Turkey to join Fenerbache, good luck Calum!
#FFC
#FulOfPlanes
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A triple sub against this absolute shite of a northern club.. it's fucking embarrassing innit. Al Fayed isn't turning in his grave, he's digging himself even deeper to join Brian Clough. Fucking hell Fulham.
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Live from Valencia... I think we did it better! ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS FULHAM
#FULFORCE
#BryanBurger
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Darren Bent retiring on Hugo Rodallega’s birthday is just fucking typical, excuse to bring this vid out:
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It’s so fucking sad to see Slavisa’s reputation go to piss like this. Never wanted a manager to succeed this badly, I know he’s made a lot of mistakes but he’s been let down by a team who are just not trying.
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Liverpool might of won today but Maggie Thatcher closed the mines. So you can fucking suck on that
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Fulham fans lining up to batter Tony Khan after a 5-0 loss at home to Luton
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HOLD ON A MINUTE FULHAM...
The African boys both scored? ✅
We won at Old Trafford? ✅
Last minute winner? ✅
And Poly also won?✅
DJ CRI... GET. THE. VIDEO. OUT
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Honestly yeah if Sess scores today all I can imagine is Slavisa sitting at home, fresh suit, on his 5th Jack Daniels and tears rolling down his face like a proud Father
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How Shaggin good was Denny Odoi today? The man lives and breathes this club
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Shalom shalom! I heard about the terrible treatment Christopher Kavanagh recieved the other week at Old Trafford against Fulham, so I figured why not bring him along today to Bournemouth and cheer him up!
We're with you Chris! Up the Shaggin Whites ⚪️⚫️
#FFC
#FulToTheKav
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@BBCSport
"15? You're 15? "
"Yeah I just look old"
"There's looking old and then there's that... you look about 30"
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We're not losing to a Paul Heckingbottom team. Ffs he's got bottom in his name. That. Is. Unacceptable.
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3rd league win of the season? ✅
First win at Goodison Park in 46 years?✅
More away wins than the 18/19 season? ✅
Maja brace on his first start?✅
Oh Mr Paul, play that Shaggin video! 🗣🎥
#SundaySamba
#FFC
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Brentford!
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I've waited a long time to post this...
You didn't want it, you didn't need it...
But with Mitro back and Southampton relegated, I present "Fulham Europa Show" - happy flighting!
#FFC
#AwayDoesPay
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Ahead of Fulham's first PL game...
The sequel you didn't need, is here...
"Ful-Fever" by yours truly. Gone international.
Liverpool aren't ready, THE PREMIER LEAGUE ISN'T READY. Enjoy 👋🏻
#FFC
#FULOFCRAIC
#LFC
#YNWA
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He might of missed a big chance last night, but Dennis Odoi is still a fucking hero 🙌🏻
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EXCLUSIVE: Check out the in-game commentary from Tuesday night with the man himself Gentleman Jim!
(Ps I'm a simp)
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Man like Tosin. The coldest CB I've seen down the Cottage since Thomas Kalas. This guy has taken far too much stick for no reason, the passing is unreal, the calmness... everything. Put some respect on his name
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Did someone say... the League Cup Semi-Final? Featuring the supreme, Shaggin Whites?
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Witnessed a lot of “different” players at Fulham; rarely talented, some passionate, few who refused to play, a fair chunk of shit...but no one like Ryan Sessegnon. In my lifetime, I won’t see a player who shows so much passion and care for a club, as well as being that humble🙌🏻
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Back to back 5-0s.
I mean this is just superb. Chelsea losing? Superb.
You know what... DJ CRI PLAY THAT TRACK
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Brentford 0-0 Fulham... but managed to get a photo with the drunkest and most distinguished Fulham members Ivan Berry !
We are so back 👋🏻⚪️🌑
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Who is this Lil TJay? Got a few decent songs, seems like a BADDDDDDDMAN
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Pedophiles:
Leeds: 1x Jimmy Saville
Fulham: 0
Number of victims:
Leeds: 500+
Fulham: 0
Trophies
Leeds: 3 League titles, 1 FA Cup, 1 League Cup, 2 Community Shield, 2 Inter-Cities Fairs
Fulham: 1 Intertoto Cup
Seasons in Europe:
Leeds: 18
Fulham: 3
Top flight:
Leeds: 53
Fulham: 29
I mean…it’s close, isn’t it? 🤔🤷🏻♂️
#LUFC
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8 game ban?
The FA want to extend it?
FUCK OFF THEN 👋🏻
BREAKING: Aleksandar Mitrovic has been banned for eight games for violent and improper conduct ⤵️
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THE FUCKING WEST LONDON DERBY. Fulham vs QPR. The Shaggin Whites against the third world poverty shites. Cmon then you bunch of clean shirts, WE’RE READY, R U?
#FFC
#We8QPR
#ShagginWhites
#PoshBoyAlliance
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Chris David scoring this in the 93rd minute and taking his shirt off, despite us already relegated... what a bloke 😂
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Hi
@chrismd10
sorry to beg it like a Deji fan, but I would just like to take this opportunity to say your videos are just fucking class. Been a subscriber for awhile, if anything is to cure Covid19 or Racism, it would be your Sunday League series. Happy flighting!
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Fucking hell I actually love you
@RyanSessegnon
. Thank you for not only bringing the best and most memorable games, but for teaching the ways of shagging. You’re a fucking hero and I’ll always remember when you used to say “ay not this guy again” to me!
Good luck young man👏🏻
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Pulled a lovely German last night down in Ski town and get this enticing message back😂!
Oh well, win, lose, Ski & booze!
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@ashleighcarless
Yeah brilliant, nice, predictable and basic, well done Ashleigh, you've made it about he or she on your own accord. Don't need to justify it, but for your own ease, I would say the exact same thing if that was Gabor Kiraly on a Tuesday night for Fulham 👍🏻
Happy flighting 👋🏻
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Thanks for 3 relegations, 2 close drops to league 1, a couple of class promotions due to the managers signing their own players and a stand that is only increasing by 5k seats, yet is unfinished👍🏻
Apart from that, happy 10 years.
Today marks ten years since Mr Khan's custodianship of Fulham Football Club began. 🤍
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Fantastic to see so many Leeds fans turn up for their biggest game of the season. Not everyday you get to play London’s finest Shaggin Whites, welcome to civilisation and bottling the league. We’re fucking Fulham
#FFC
#LUFC
#FallingApart
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This stupid stupid shirt, with the wrong number
Who's the most niche player you've ever got on the back of a Fulham shirt? 🇲🇦
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