Thing is, Scholes chatting with Lisandro Martinez at his house will actually be a podcast in 2038

They've created a world where the best place for a talented United academy player to play is somewhere other than Manchester United. It is well.

Eze playing like a man who had a near death experience because he almost moved to Tottenham

Stick that up your bollox Viktor Orbán 💚🤍🧡

Football really is an easy game, 11 players from each team kick a ball around and the team with Troy Parrot wins

Generational goals from a long ball and flick on Irish heritage

My head is on Mars! Build him a dual carriageway!! #troyparrott #COYBIG 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

First words from Tadhg Hickey as he returns home to Ireland after being kidnapped and illegally detained by the occupying forces. We pray for the release of all Palestinian Men, Women and Children being illegally detained.

This is where they lose me. The lad is clearly talented and any plan for our future which doesn’t include him is just bad management and doesn’t represent what the club is about.

Looking forward to a whole new football season of me having to tell myself over and over again that just because you care doesn't mean you affect the direct outcome of any of the matches

I know we lament the standard of punditry in English football but Ally McCoist absolutely bang on that the word ‘palindrome’ should really have been a palindrome.

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

Spent 2 years not watching Andor because I’m not really a Star Wars girl but finally caved just so I could confirm my hater attitude. Boy oh boy am I clocking in at the Eat Shit Factory

Big man there, limbering up for a huge day of giving passersby loads of shit. Hissing, snapping and chasing. Unfiltered intimidation. No prisoners.

Hulk Hogan might have been a union-busting racist who did untold damage to the wrestling industry and palled around with open fascists, but you can't say that he wasn't committed to fantasizing about fucking his daughter.

Man United players with 80+ goals and 40+ assists in the Prem: Wayne Rooney Ryan Giggs Paul Scholes And now, Marcus Rashford.

I swear, if this guy even lets me begin to reach for my wallet at dinner…

The Irony of Bonfire Culture in the North of Ireland explained.

Grok going full Nazi because its owner didn’t like it answering honestly is the future of AI. Have fun, kids.