Carl Anka
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New piece looking at Casemiro's difficult second season at Manchester United.
The Brazilian is no longer the axe who clears the forest for
#MUFC
but a blunt tool struggling to take care of far too much overgrowth in midfield.
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Looney Tunes level comedy. Sensational.
can’t stop watching this. laughing every time at how comical all the sounds are
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Breath of the Wild is the best video game of all time and it's not even close.
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The penalty shootout was over before it began. Italy had this wrapped up.
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The people who did the study:
Small amounts of alcohol may turn down stress in the brain, benefiting the heart, new study finds
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Today is the first of 12 Saturdays without Premier League football. Adjust your lives accordingly.
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Southgate gonna treat himself to an extra right-back. Love that for him.
BREAKING: FIFA has confirmed that teams competing at this year's World Cup in Qatar will be allowed to name 26-player squads 🚨
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Hold your heads up.
Take pride in how you taught so many of us how to do it.
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You think Giorgio Chiellini tries this before the penalty shootout if Sergio Ramos was in the Spain squad?
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Kick off times. Ticket Prices. Funding for the women's game. Lasting Anti-racism initiatives. Proper wealth distribution. Reforms on tribunals on the poaching of academy players. Free to watch games. So much more. Keep going. Make the game you want.
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Lucas Piazon turns 29 today.
Dudes can literally just sit around and name old sports players and just have the best time.
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Hancock saying Daniel Rashford.
Raab saying taking the knee is from Game of Thrones.
This is a open contempt and dismissal of black people. They'll play it off as a joke, but they clearly do not care what we have to say.
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Rashford gave the penalty to Martial? He really wants everyone to eat. 🥺🥺🥺
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Salah for the next James Bond. The entire film is him returning British Museum artefacts to their countries of origin, and then he goes home to his wife and children.
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Happy 10 year anniversary, everyone.
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He stole Moyes' whole flow! Word for word! Bar for Bar!
Mikel Arteta says
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must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending.
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Kaluuya talking about how black people's sense of Englishness can be revoked at any time was a real gut punch.
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I'm still processing this.
He said he underperformed in the xRacism metric.
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Being a Hater >>>
Cameroon striker Vincent Aboubakar on Mohamed Salah:
"I don't give a toss if people don't like it - I'm not impressed by him. I can do what he does. I just don't have the opportunity to play in a big club."
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I do not care for this new Premier League score graphic.
📸 - First chance for Martinelli but the shot gets blocked!
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Secret's out.
Delighted to say I'm working with
@MarcusRashford
to create a children's book.
Alongside
@KatieWarriner
, we'll launch "YOU ARE A CHAMPION: Unlock Your Potential, Find Your Voice and Be the BEST You Can Be" in May 2021
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That is absolutely sensational television. My god. What a way to announce the expiration of Messi's contract
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"I can excuse the racism, but celebrating after scoring is too far. "
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He just coached a 7-0 but decided to tell the world he views himself as a failure because Julia Roberts won't come and see him.
While wearing a turtleneck and a blazer.
I may never stop laughing.
'I'm a FAILURE because Julia Roberts went to watch Man United!' | Pep Guardiola
🎥 Full press conference
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Someone in the office has just mentioned "Adam Le Fondre" and we all repeated his name and nodded. 😭
Dudes can literally just sit around and name old sports players and just have the best time.
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BT Sport calling him "World Cup winner Benjamin Pavard."
He's going to dine off that goal for the rest of his life, and absolutely fair play.
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I know Manchester United have wasted years of Paul Pogba's career but... it would be nice to waste a couple more.
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Here's what you're going to do. You're going to go into the transfer market and buy a defensive midfielder. Not a box-to-box player. Not someone who does a bit of tackling and running, but a true defensive midfielder. A number six. No more, no less. Do you understand?
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Replacing Modric-Casemiro-Kroos with Bellingham-Tchouameni-Camavinga/Valverde is the sort of greed they talked about in the Bible...
🚨⚪️ Real Madrid are close to complete deal to sign Jude Bellingham, confirmed. Negotiations are progressing to the final stages.
Personal terms are almost agreed — Juni Calafat, crucial again.
New meeting has been scheduled to complete the agremeent with Borussia Dortmund.
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This one is going triple platinum at music festivals and BoxPark in the summer...
England’s away kit for EURO 2024 has been leaked 🏆🏴
Thoughts? 🤔
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Still light outside in the UK at 5pm.
We're nearly there team.
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Sky Sports' coverage of
#AFCON
has been really spare so far. One commentator on most games, minimal pre, post match or half time analysis. Could have been a great opportunity to use fresh talent or try something experimental and we've got the bare minimum.
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Waited 12 years for revenge
Get a penalty to redeem the national team.
Miss the penalty.
Have Suarez assist 2 goals to put you out.
Completely fail in your mission.
But South Korea get a win so your opps is crying too.
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This Casemiro performance... United have a defensive midfielder, after all these years.
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That is a superb nickname for a man with his surname.
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Manchester United win the early kick off so I can spend the rest of my weekend in peace.
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It is 2014 and I am reading articles saying Manchester United need to bolster their midfield options.
It is 2018 and I am reading articles saying Manchester United need to bolster their midfield options.
It is 2023 and I am reading articles saying Manchester United ne--
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Joel Glazer, Andrea Agnelli, Florentino Perez, Stanley Kroenke... John Henry!! Ed Woodward!! Your boys took one hell of a beating!
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Don't try and do a pre-recorded video.
Go and stand in front of the people you claim to represent and justify your decision. Face questions. Have some integrity.
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Big fan of Roy Keane turning up to the World Cup Final looking like Dutch van der Linde
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When I'm trying to go about my day and think about the Super League again...
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Kasper been living in England for the majority of his adult life. This is precision guided trash talk and fair play, he's rattled me.
🗣 "What would it mean to you guys to stop it 'coming home' tomorrow night?"
"Has it ever been home? Have you ever won it?"
Kasper Schmeichel went there 💥
#ENGDEN
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#Euro2020
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It is 2004 and my uncle is using a Spain team to embarrass me in Pro Evolution Soccer 4. His secret is using Joaquín at left-back.
It is 2023 and my nephew is using a Real Betis team to embarrass me in FIFA 23. His secret is using Joaquín as a secondary playmaker.
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I'm sorry but that is tremendous.
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The English FA to UEFA:
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The disclaimer Warner Bros runs before old Looney Tunes cartoons is a good starting point.
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The bit where everyone reveals how much they love you and you realise what you've managed to achieve.
This should have been a moment for his full retirement. Or induction into a Hall of Fame. Not because his club was reckless with a chequebook.
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Weghorst will not leave Manchester United as a prolific goalscorer. Still, he nearly got a header that became United's 1st goal, and then his blocked shot led to United's second via Garnacho's. The Dutchman's pressing would also lead to Fred scoring the third.
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I'll read the Super League statement/proposal in a bit, but my thoughts on the situation are here.
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Why on earth would Napoli release a social media clip comparing their top goalscorer last season to a coconut??
What were they trying to achieve??
🚨🔵 BREAKING: Victor Osimhen could take legal action against Napoli — per his agent Roberto Calenda formal statement.
“What happened today on Napoli's official profile on the TikTok platform is not acceptable. A video mocking Victor was first made public and then, but now…
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Lukaku and Ibrahimovic are choosing to cuss other out in English so you know it's real...
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Me watching Euros, Copa America and NBA Playoffs in the same day.
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Liverpool fans now everyone realises how exhausting it is when you're competing with Pep's City.
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Ghana lose but Uruguay don't make it out of the groups either.
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Super League burns because after one of the hardest seasons ever, when we were all told it was about community and entertaining those who needed an outlet, a bunch of boring suited men have turned around and gone "No it's about money."
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A couple is two.
A few is three-four.
A handful is five.
Half a dozen explains six.
Seven+ is several.
(Imo imo imo)
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Oh. Because they wanted to win. Apologies.
Why are you playing a high line vs Argentina?
Why, would you do that?
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"Klopp's kids against the blue billion pound bottle jobs."
Ah come on Gary that's a yellow card. 😭
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This starts in one place and goes another at the 41 second mark.
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Thinking about all of the underhanded nonsense Sir Alex Ferguson would have done to sign Evan to United. Warra player.
"I grew up a Manchester United fan, so I used to watch Danny every week and now he’s a teammate." 🤩
@Evan_Ferguson9
on
@DannyWelbeck
, training with our first team, West Brom and more! 🇮🇪
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That Rooney has never deleted these tweets, because he knows how important they are to the English canon, should be considered whenever we think of the Greatest English Player of all time.
Just sat here thinking about Wayne Rooney's biggest contributions to the game and indeed, our lives:
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Grealish kept his word and did the celebration. ❣️
"It is my dream to meet you in real life. Imagine meeting your idol."
@ManCity
mad Finlay wrote an emotional letter to his favourite player and hero,
@JackGrealish
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It's an honour to be nominated by your colleagues, friends and peers.
Thank you. 💜
Congratulations to our writer Carl Anka, who has been named on the
@FootieBlackList
👏
Deserved recognition for your fine work,
@Ankaman616
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United fans chanting, "Frenkie, what's the score? Frenkie, Frenkie what's the score?"
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This is how I was watching Mainoo receive and play on the half-turn.
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Much like your love life, Manchester United need a special DM in the summer....
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Haven't seen a Kane performance that bad since WWE Crown Jewel
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Keep an eye on the positions Malacia is picking up when United are attacking. He's basically an extra central midfielder. His passing into central areas is also pleasing.
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When the meeting could have been an email.
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Watching this Beckham documentary and feeling my body shake whenever it cuts to Manchester United playing well.
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Netherlands My attempts at these tweets
at Euro 2020
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The spacing is all wrong.
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My apologies for the flippancy in tone in how this is written, but this story has been playing in my head for a while. I don't know how you fix this.
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When Leeds United began their downward slump that ended in relegation from the Premier League in the early 2000s, many said their spending 70% of club revenues on player wages was ridiculous.
Barcelona’s salaries are 95% of revenue WITHOUT Messi's wages.
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You spill a can of cola in that and sparks start flying. Now you a Spider-Man villain.
are you normal or do you desperately wish you had this scorpion PC set-up
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