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Alty Alterson

@DefNotASynth

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I person, I not robot Smokes, Let's go

New York, not the sh!tty part
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Let's go, smokes!
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@reddit_lies Translation: the man is attractive and acting professionally
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@WomenPostingLs L from top to bottom. Dude was going to propose to that thing? Clearly a bad judge of character
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@WomenPostingLs I feel bad about how a lot of women are raised. You really can't be this goofy unless someone really failed you along the way.
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@jemelehill @danogburn Affirmative action means skin color preceeds merit. That's the entire concept.
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@DelusionPosting Can we talk about how this person said boys' attractiveness peaks between 11-16? We all get that those are children, right? I don't want to be overly sensitive, but those are children
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@OrwellNGoode British people complained that her sentence was too short....so then they lengthened it.... Is everyone in that country a nonce?
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@OrwellNGoode Someone was dreaming when they made this
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@FenrirElGrey @OrwellNGoode Just stop. You just seem nasty, nobody is going to buy that hot take.
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@Not__a___Doctor @WomenPostingLs Lmao I wish we could get a "where are they now" for this winner. Everything I own says she's haggard with 9 kids from 11 daddies
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@OnlyFansPostinL Being married to someone with a OF is an L all day. Good that he corrected the situation but how long was that going on?
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@uzgaroth @OrwellNGoode Only on maps, in person it looks this color:
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@OrwellNGoode Did she just list 7 important things and then compare them to something that doesn't matter?
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@OrwellNGoode Then I give the homeless guy cash so they can see me. Cause I respect his hustle
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@ClownWorld_ "I told my husband I was attracted to other people. It turned out he was as well"
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@_midori_me_ @OrwellNGoode Oh boy, someone missed the point
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@MalesOfReddit Lol, three months of pretending to be a woman, and he already thinks she owes him alimony. Oh sweet summer child
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@djxmartinez51 @OrwellNGoode It's not. Those guys were largely drafted against their will and the hat is to unify you with others who went through the same thing. It isn't a "trophy"
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@reddit_lies FYI they bullied him into getting the 16 year old on blockers
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@Not__a___Doctor @InternetH0F I don't understand, why would she have a problem with strip clubs? They are just working like she is
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@MKUltraMoney Personal responsibility issues:
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@OrwellNGoode Honestly, seeing that look on their face makes going all the way down to the store worth it
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@kcannarozzi @innerm00nchi1d Then why isn't the age of consent 25? Or is this just one of those made up things that support your bias?
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@MalesOfReddit Imagine a boy who identified as a boy saying "she knows I am a man, why won't she date me?" We'd call that person something.... just can't put my finger on it
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@Bill_Miller_666 @BlueBoxDave @MelKShow I wouldn't bother arguing. He had his goal post on wheels, so there's no 'winning' this.
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@mynamechip @reddit_lies The funny thing is she wants to get him fired for not playing the pick me game with her and her friends. BUT, if he did play the game, every woman in that group that wasn't picked would want him fired for something else in fairly short order.
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@chrissmithy0971 @OrwellNGoode Sorry the revolution gave us taste buds
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@_HAWKISH @OrwellNGoode Ummm lol. That's very untrue I bet I've been with my wife longer than your mom has been with her boyfriend.
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@deimosrises @jordanbpeterson What's hilarious about this is how quickly these words were proved true. Ethan is literally being devoured as we speak.
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@Lobos225978951 @ReviewsPossum Good God that's a bad take
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@reddit_lies Lmao. I swear I never thought there would be a segment of society actively arguing for physical assault in a civilized society.
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@MalesOfReddit If I had a nickle for every one of these r/MtF posts that start with "I'm autistic" I'd have about $15.25 so I'm not saying I'd be rich or anything, but still that's more than you'd expect I think.
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@DelusionPosting Lol, that dude was going OFF yesterday. I've never seen someone who so obviously needs to be on a list
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@ComeOnManPOD People aren't marrying partners.
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@innerm00nchi1d Thanks for letting everyone know that your bias has nothing to do with the facts of the case. Your honesty is surprising but appreciated.
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@BoogerButtocks @reddit_lies That's been their goal the whole time
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@WomenPostingLs Pretty sure she's trolling for the lols
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@dockmcbadguy @tweetinglegend4 @OrwellNGoode One might even call it...misogynistic
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@tweetinglegend4 @OrwellNGoode Let's not assume gender ok?
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@breakingdead1 @WomenPostingLs ...and instead aided and abetted in the destruction of a community, including her own home. That's a massive L.
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@reddit_lies When you consider what autism is it makes a lot of sense.
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@mushycrouton Lol "C1s isn't a slur, and I can use it!" "Stop saying this thing! I say it's a slur" The irony
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@WomenPostingLs How did she go from the newest profession to the oldest in 4 years?
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@kallinikos2x @Babygravy9 They would be laughed at mercilessly if they said something in person
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@HazelAppleyard_ "Somebody retweeted something I regret posting. Call the police!"
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@Jetskigrizzly I'm going to just say it, the PR scam that Disney pulled to get all my friends who I grew up with, who hated mega corps and didn't trust them 1 bit; to suddenly worshiping at the feet of the mouse must have been brilliant beyond compare.
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@trollqueen19 @OnlyFansPostinL A bold guess to make in the American family court system
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@WomenPostingLs He really needs a woman because dating garden equipment is not recommended
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@PoliticalSeth @MagsVisaggs Guy can't even wear a dress without being misgendered ffs
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@amuse @AOC @AOCpress Is that a real photo? I thought I hated aoc but I'm have second tits eh I mean thoughts
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@OrwellNGoode Because they respect their culture but don't take themselves overly serious
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@MalesOfReddit Lol surely they just made another ally right? Right?
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@WomenPostingLs How is this news? A bunch of people worked hard to get a woman what she said she wanted and then she changed her mind without a care in the world. What are you going to tell me next? That time is linear?
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@JohnathanPerk @Owlhatch Can you show me where the words "system", "systemic", or "power" are in this definition because I swear I'm looking but I just can't find it.
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@djvlad @ScottAdamsSays Just FYI "it's OK to be white" has nothing to do with Nazi's. The saying wasn't even invented until 80 years after their defeat.
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@BancroftHank @BackupOsorio @OrwellNGoode We found them all the time when I was a kid. We'd just throw them at each other and go bam you're dead. But then again we also weren't a bunch of over privileged cowards who tremble at the idea of making our own doctors appointment.
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@JosephBecause3 @WomenPostingLs Technically imo she is the one excluding Rollercoaster from her life. The Rollercoaster is the most unbiased party in the equation. You fits you sits
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@OrwellNGoode Lesbian relationship
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@ElectionLegal "Republican coded" This has to be the most ideologically divisive generation that has existed in quite some time
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@AlphaMasculini1 Wtf is going on here? Satire? Insanity?
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@whoppermush @OnlyFansPostinL Not an airport. No need to announce arrivals or departures
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@OrwellNGoode Gen x couple
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@MalesOfReddit Hey hear me out everyone, I know this is crazy transphobic of me but is it possible that perhaps being a woman isn't just a costume?
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@WhiningGimmicks @FatsPostingLs Time to go follow fats posting Ls
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@shewrick @Timcast All groomers and child abusers are bad. What is so hard to understand about this. Arguing to excuse this for "your side" means you don't actually consider it a problem. Which is of coarse sick.
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@DelusionPosting As someone whose family moved here from Ireland. The place whose neighbors committed genocide against them twice in 200 years. Nobody punishes Britain for that so maybe I don't care now
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@OrwellNGoode I mean in my experience women only go to therapy until the therapist suggest they may be wrong. Then therapy seems to suddenly stop working.
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@ultrasylveon I always felt that the best version of memes is usually the best
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@MaxKillcount @queendurag Black people exclusively write utopian fiction, I guess. Learned that today.
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@DrowsyDejiDozer @Richardjo2000 @Stone_tossers @WomenPostingLs ....Danny McBride....wtf are you talking about weirdo
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@BruhJuice4 @WomenPostingLs Everyday your parents love you a little less, society cares about you a little less, and you sink further into your cocoon of irrelevance & self hatred
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@OrwellNGoode Keep smashing it let's see what happens
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@ClownWorld_ I'd 'love' a million dollars, and i find it 'interesting' that no one has given that to me
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@OrwellNGoode If you get mad when your partner beats you you're just a painphobic bigot
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@WomenPostingLs A) you look silly in those clothes B) you aren't really working out so the guys there know you don't have that in common C) you don't look like you'd be great at holding any kind of interesting conversation D) you kinda have a weird looking face
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@Variety "For he was a gentle heart and a great king and kept his oaths; and he rose out of the shadows to a last fair morning." - Theoden, The King of Rohan, Lord of the Mark, Father of Horse-men
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@WomenPostingLs She's not a lot of people's type don't be sorry
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@reddit_lies Them: "People are terrible. Here's a list of every person I know or know of and the reason for which they are terrible. Here's a story about me (a good person) and a time where I acted terribly" Also them: "OK now who agrees that we should be more concerned with helping people?"
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@LordTronaldDump @mynamechip @reddit_lies So they were going to ask HR to give him a raise for "creating a hostile work environment"?
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@iamyesyouareno I'm sorry, but I just don't see what the point of what they're doing is.
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@WomenPostingLs The love of her life:
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@carlothewop @Not__a___Doctor @WomenPostingLs 1 kid 3 genetic parents. Hasn't happened yet but 1st time for everything.
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@Nvcvlear_Energy @WomenPostingLs Maybe the ones you hang with
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@Internet_TLCM Ugh I wonder if they know how much this turns off centrists
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@WomenPostingLs I almost always agree with this gimmick acct, but I just don't see how this is an L for her.
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@reddit_lies How do people continue to use Reddit? It seems like it's held together with spit and shoelaces
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@WayneGb88 I wish I could sue someone for not giving me a house
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@AssBoss80085 That's weird because Jordan Neely tried to kidnap a 7 year old girl. Maybe he just wanted to teach her how to dance like Mike though I guess
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@DelusionPosting Emily. Explain how Jesus could have been born in a majority Muslim country if there were no Muslims at that time?
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@HazelAppleyard_ Honestly, can we consider something? Maybe too many men are receiving the opportunity to breed. Maybe there is supposed to be a selection process, but it is malfunctioning?
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@FenrirElGrey @MiltonEverglade @OrwellNGoode So anything that happens to anyone who chooses a different life than you is just their fault? What kind if stupid sh!t is that?
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@BlueBoxDave @MaudMaron Nobody said be outraged. Maud literally said, "Not good, not bad, just political." When you become immediately argumentative and hyperbolic, it makes you look insecure and immature.
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