Keebler
@keebler45
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More than likely, I am not on your side. Politicians aren’t heroes. Fabled 8th dwarf. “probably the worst person on this site.”
Joined August 2016
Private with a Bronze Star. Let that sink in.
I’m crying like a girl. Normally that’s something I’d be embarrassed about. Not this time. 🙏🏻💔🇺🇸.
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I think I’ve served enough.
@keebler45 Have you applied for the local police? They are hiring and need experts like you.
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Watching John Wick 2 with the wife. She saw the Benelli M4 and asked what it was. Told her it was a semi-auto shotty and we had them in the Corps. She said ‘well we should have one.’. Say no more woman and if anyone tells her how much it is…I’ll find you.
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@SeRoKeVa1 I’m aware of the watering down of the Bronze Star in GWOT. The V device was not added until Dec 1945, a year after D Day.
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@pm_sins Generally? lower ranking receive lesser awards despite performing more heroic deeds than their higher ranking counterparts.
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A while back I posted a video of this dude telling a DI story. I finally found his other video.
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Proof that out of regs haircuts improve lethality.
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Since the ASVAB has been a topic this morning. Here is what recruiters are seeing on the street. Sad state of affairs all around.
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So the whole ‘cops can’t take out shooters with ARs until a tactical unit shows up’ narrative has been blown to bits.
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Who would’ve thought images like this would have resulted in a person losing their life on a static range?
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The psyop they warned you about vs the one that you fell for.
A mutual called @TacticonDotCom a honeytrap for Gun Twits & I can't unthink it now. I mean, the flip flops, the plaid shirts, the long, lustrous hair, backflips. Fuck, he got me, didnt he?.
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Oh, your car broke down during CWII? Just take your Biden/Harris stickered car to the mechanic. The mechanic.
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Fixed it
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@JazzDeeApple You’re doing a lot of gymnastics to cover for a group of people that did nothing while kids were slaughtered. FYSA, I’m a Marine and this Marine would have disregarded orders in that scenario.
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@JazzDeeApple Every scenario is going to be slightly different. Violence of action and the intestinal fortitude were the decisive factors.
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I’m not going on a cruise again if it doesn’t have midget shuffleboard.
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We had crab in the chowhall on two or three occasions every year…Marine Corps Birthday, Independence Day, and Christmas. I assume it was roughly the same for other branches, except the Air Force. They probably had it every Friday. I welcome anyone from Congress to eat in our.
Me: How much did the Department of Defense spend on snow crab and Alaskan king crab in 2018?. DoD: I don’t have that amount . Me: $2.3 million. Do you know how much Pgh spends each year on our unhoused folks? Only $1.2 million & they’re not being served gourmet seafood.
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Anyone who has served should be questioning this EO in regards to the IRR. We are disrupting the lives of people who voluntarily served during GWOT, got out, and have established their new lives. The GWOT is over. Troops coming out of basic/boot camp don’t even rate a National.
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The ability to sleep any time and place is a rarely discussed side effect of service. Ranks right up there with rock throwing capabilities.
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Stop shielding these predators. Publish them all.
🚨#BREAKING: Federal judge orders more than 150 names linked to Jeffrey Epstein unsealed, three will remain sealed.
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@atrupar Imagine thinking this is a good thing for a sitting president with, by your words, a booming economy and other good metrics. Can’t break 50%.
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Took me a moment to take it off the wall. mine is older
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Wife was in her new work truck on a busy road. It has the dumb automatic engine stop function. Well it didn’t return to drive mode at a red light. She calls me in a panic and tells me she did all the things the dash told her to and is freaking out./.
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I ask her ‘Ma’am have you tried turning the truck off and then turning it back on.’ She didn’t appreciate that but it worked. Am IT and ASE certified now.
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Seem fishy. 1. Failing an ASVAB doesn’t permanently disqualify you from joining. 2. Why is the National Joint Terrorism Task Force even worried about this subject?.
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@JasonKirell What’s that word for people who would use government resources and force to kill/silence political opponents?.
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USMC subtweeting the Navy. Love to see it.
Clear Sight Picture. #Marines assigned to the @15thMEUOfficial conduct a live-fire deck shoot aboard the @usnavy amphibious assault ship USS Boxer, April 6. The 15th MEU is currently embarked aboard the Boxer Amphibious Ready Group conducting routine operations. #BlueGreenTeam
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No way. 😂.
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The last beer I had was last Thanksgiving. Same spot, new beverage.
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My cousin got his first can in less than 2 months. WTF! Anyone else having that type of success?
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Posting uniforms is a flex. Posting Iraqi ice cream shops named after you is next level.
You may be larping, but you ain’t larping cool to have an Ice Cream shop named after you by an Iraqi for saving his family during an ambush in Baghdad. Sometimes these are way better than medals.
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Oh how the turn tables.
🚨#BREAKING: A Handful of Protesters Chase United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez out of a Movie Theater . 📌#Brooklyn | #NewYork. Watch as a handful of protesters chase United States Democratic Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at a movie theater in
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@mooger777 @HardPass4 For me it boils down to this: Right place at the right time or wrong place at the wrong time. 😂.
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This is basically extortion. Oh you want this thing you’ve paid someone else for? Pay me money and I’ll let you keep it.
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A flood of bridge engineers and merchant marines are about to hit X to provide their take on the bridge collapse. Prepare accordingly.
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My day just got a little bit better. Might hit some biceps at the gym in honor of the WIA.
THIS DAY in 2020, Anthony Huber and Joseph Rosenbaum were murdered by Kyle Rittenhouse using an AR15 assault rifle, and he walked free.
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Listen or read this rant. Forget about the American society bullshit and focus on the comments about the equipment. I’ve been saying, forever, the most technologically advanced weaponry will not win the war alone. Our gear is worthless to them because they can not conduct.
“Patriot fires 35 missiles into fake targets!”.-> Listen how this man explains the information control by America ….
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225 cold. DM time. 😂
Listen, if you're going to make a pass AT LEAST be able to bench 225.
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Remember that time when Texas froze over, the electricity went out and the media wondered why Ted Cruz was in Cancun?. Where’s that same energy now?.
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Bro just used JROTC as military experience.
@shannonrwatts @evelynpix @Reuters Absolutely no training whatsoever I see. Growing up under a father who was military and being in JROTC, it is essentially common knowledge to never point a gun at something you don't intend to shoot at, even if it's unloaded.
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I was assisting the RSO in VIP support for a POTUS visit. FLOTUS made an impromptu stop at the embassy and I just happened to be with the Marine in Post 1. 5 dudes dressed like this jumped out of the back of a Suburban and came running up to the window. “Hey bro, we gotta piss.
Todd and John just having a normal Thursday at work. (Biden’s security team in Lithuania).
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The last thing the pilot saw before he ejected. This is a subtweet.
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Dude posts stick. Gets 100 likes and compliments on stick quality. Be more like dudes.
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Imagine trying to actually be a ringleader of this group. Just a bunch of “leadership challenges” with ungodly libo risk opportunities.
I am the “ringleader” of GOLDCORP only on Tuesday’s Jim, get it right.
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This is the most moto tat I have ever wanted.
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By 9 he knew how to do OODA loops. 1986 was the first presentation of the OODA Loop. He then goes on to insinuate he was in Grenada. Grenada was 1983. Curious.
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From a locked down, spicy pickle account. Too good not to share.
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It keeps getting better. Waxing poetic about Spanish potato wedges hitting different. I can’t breathe. Halp
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Dick Winters made a promise to God after D-Day that is he ever made it back home, he’d find a quiet piece of land and spend the rest of his life in peace. It’s all we want.
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