Kevin Eckhardt
@DasWreck
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Senior Legal Analyst and Editor at Octus. Opinions all mine and not those of my gracious employer.
New York, New York
Joined October 2012
BREAKING: "We now have one of the worst consumer sentiments we have seen in decades" -CEO of Kraft Heinz
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obviously these Epstein emails are part of an elaborate effort in 2011 to derail the political career of a man who, at the time, was busy making Gary Busey and Meat Loaf run a pizza shop together
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Black don’t crack
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"America will be doomed if we become the four states that make up a quarter of the US population and a third of its GDP"
Hannity: America will be doomed if we become New York, and New Jersey, and California, and Illinois.
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If the Burger King took a bite of what is being served at his restaurants he would be even more disgusted than we are. But his advisors tell lies and hide the truth from him.
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don't threaten me with a good time
BREAKING: Donald Trump says if the Supreme Court makes him pay back all the tariffs, he'll have to defund ICE and cancel his ballroom.
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BREAKING: Luxus, a venture-backed wealth tech firm founded by former Blackstone exec Dana Auslander, has launched two Hermès-only investment funds focused on Birkin and Kelly bags Backed by Christie’s, the first $1M fund delivered a 34% ROI in 43 days, prompting a second $2M
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Guide to investing in 2025: If a company has no revenue they can’t miss earnings estimates so the stock will always go up If a company has earnings and decide to invest even a little bit back into the business for the long term the stock will be fired into Sun
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To be fair I think that did show them yeah
Communists will be like "hell yeah, bayonet the royal family to death including their young innocent children, that will show them"
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I, for one, am counting on you degenerates to push Octus’ valuation to 10 BILLION (My parents are poors)
More than 50% of Gen Zers and nearly 60% of millennials reported that they’re depending on their inheritance to achieve financial security and retire in comfort, per Northwestern Mutual.
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Reporter: Is a 50 year mortgage really a good idea? Trump: It’s not even a big deal. You go from 40 years to 50 Reporter: 30
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HE LEGIT SAID “DUE PROCESS DOESNT HAVE A PRICE” JUDGE LOPEZ DISCOVERED DUE PROCESS I’m dying
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Yes they wanted final approval of a 7:1 at the FD, and there was a prepetition bridge loan that arguably made it 3:1, but this is where our expectations are for the Houston complex panel
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HOLY GUACAMOLE Lopez just refused to approve the Pine Gate DIP rollup at the FD hearing just bc it was like 7:1, this is a bigger shock than SCOTUS not nuking gay marriage
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Unbelievable, SCOTUS bailing on its responsibility and declining to review the most consequential case in history. We really could have used their guidance on Serta
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OCTUS GRATISSIMUS: Fossil’s UK Two-Step, First Brands Mess, Village Roadshow derivative rights sale and Dr Phil sucks (bankruptcy version) https://t.co/dJ0I6tGNPl
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Explore the latest Court Opinion Review: Fossil's venue issues, First Brands' struggles, and Dr. Phil's chapter 7 update.
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The thing about her weird ass pivot is that its just more proof these people are actually capable of empathy/rationality and that their behavior is a deliberate choice
Due to flight delays and cancellations, I took the Amtrak train from DC to Georgia. The sweetest people run the train. And the morning views of my north Georgia mountains made me smile and warmed my heart.
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