I can be sweet or I can be sour. The choice is yours.

The new mayor of Gay City has really cleaned up downtown and made it safe for tourists. I learned so much about the culture and was even asked to join in one of their traditional dances.

Fear is really scary to some people.

The poorly-done photoshop is officially charming again. Thanks to the soulless computer generated image.

He refused to remove his liberty cap during the anthem. A drunken marine tried to snatch it away, but he's surprisingly nimble.

RT @brilliantmind25: The Sean Diddy ‘freak offs’ are tacky and gauche.

An Irish folk tune in D? That's just country music. But we're being worldly here. I have been to Fort Worth and I have been to Spain.

Great song. About a lost love, but also about a Texas hayseed on a European vacation who sees the Mona Lisa and says 'damn so that's the Mona Lisa.'

I am unironically drinking a beer rn.

If I was a black man I would treat Woah Vicky right. Alas. .

I don't approve of the Mets jersey sponsor. New York Presbyterian should be sponsoring the Yankees. The Mets sponsor should be the Puerto Rican Catholic Hospital of Santa Maria.

I love when there's a sale on a staple item my family goes through every week like burger cake

A french pervert upon reading the news of nuclear hellfire raining down on some godforsaken pacific island: Women should look sexier at the beach. And he was right.

lol

Nothing is what it seems in modern America. We're living in a postmodern hell.

I'm starting to get old and near death and suddenly I like Springsteen.

The Wisconsin Association of Ginseng Producers encourage our esteemed president Mr. Donald J. Trump to pursue a wise and virtuous policy of trade with the People's Republic of China.

RT @mertcentury: The Wisconsin Board of Nutrition and Wellness reminds you that whole milk is more hydrating than water. It follows that so….

RT @mertcentury: Shangri-Lac, Wisconsin.

RT @mertcentury: The richest man in Wisconsin is the inventor of the frozen “12 cheese” pizza. He was just elected to a third term as a sen….

RT @JackPLamb: If you don’t give me anything to work on, I’m going to rip up the workspace like a dog.