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Yep, I'm the Daphne that Dave Chappelle is talking about in Sticks and Stones. 😇 Actress. Activist. Author. Advocate. Amazon.

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Daphne Dorman
5 years
For those of you asking, here's a recording of my first standup from last year: #DaphneFromTheEpilogue #SticksAndStones #StandUp
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Punching down requires you to consider yourself superior to another group. @DaveChappelle doesn't consider himself better than me in any way. He isn't punching up or punching down. He's punching lines. That's his job and he's a master of his craft. #SticksAndStones #imthatdaphne
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I love all the people who watched the epilogue in #SticksAndStones writing to ask me if @DaveChappelle asked for my consent before he reached up my skirt. And I'm all like, "I don't know. I was too busy sucking his big, comedy dick." 🤪 #yepimdaphne #yesthatdaphne
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@DaphneDorman
Daphne Dorman
5 years
How long does it take to get rid of everything you bought with your ex? Half an our. #comedy #relationships #letitgo #laughalittle
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@DaphneDorman
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5 years
You guys, I never used to believe in ghosts but now I definitely do. Sometimes, when I get home late at night, I see this little, old woman in the dark who yells things like, "Get out. You're drunk. You live next door." It's so creepy. 🤪👻
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@DaphneDorman
Daphne Dorman
5 years
Guys, I solved climate change!! All we have to do is drop my ex in the ocean and let her cold, dead heart cool things down. Kind of a "two birds with one stone" situation, really. 🤪
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@SmhBreh As the transwoman he talks about in the epilogue, I'll tell you that he 100% supports trans people. And the LGBT community. Comedy isn't a documentary or a sermon or a Ted talk. It's comedy.
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@DaphneDorman
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I don't understand why @Apple doesn't force you to authenticate when you turn OFF your iPhone. I rarely turn it off so it wouldn't be a big deal if I had to type my password when I did. Then, if it was lost or stolen, I'd have at least as long as the battery lasts to track it. 🤷‍♀️
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@DaphneDorman
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Genius.
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That straight pride march seems like a great way to meet other men. Nice walk & a chat. Sweet.
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#DuringSexDontYellOut You're not gonna talk about this in your Netflix special, are you, Dave? 🤣 #SticksAndStones #DaphneFromTheEpilogue @davechappelle
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Sheesh! All this talk about the LGBT agenda. Guys, have you ever seen one of us getting ready for a party? Trust me, even if we had an agenda, you have plenty of time. 🤪 #FashionablyLate #LGBTAgenda #GimmeTenMoreMinutes
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@DaphneDorman
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Me: Can I get an Arctic Ginger Ale? Bartender: What's an Arctic Ginger Ale? Me: No ice.
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@DaphneDorman
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@InfernalStreams @AndroidApex @RubixCuban1 @NateTalksToYou As the transwoman Dave talks about in his epilogue, I wish members of my community paid attention to his whole message.
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Look, @Apple isn't gonna change this anytime soon, so can we all just agree that the curse word is "ducking" from now on? I'm tired of changing that D to an F over and over again. #DuckYouSpellCheck
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@DaphneDorman
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1,612 days ago, I introduced my authentic self to the world. Over the course of those four years, four months, and 29 days, I've learned more about myself and this world than I ever dreamt…
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@DaphneDorman
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8 years
After, and before. My #MomentsInTransition
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@DaphneDorman
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6 years
Friend: You're such a drama queen. Me: <begins sobbing> I am NOT! <throws self down a flight of stairs> <dramatic pause> <looks around for attention> <gets up> <sips coffee>
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5 years
This is the weirdest interview with Kelly Anne Conway I've ever seen. 😏
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7 years
Friends are magical devices that convert your "Woe is me" into "Whoa, it's me!" ❤️❣️‼️
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@DaphneDorman
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Me: (gets in elevator, presses "S") Elevator: Going down. Me: Easy there, elevator. Let's just see how the night goes, shall we? 🤣
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Only way to deal with an unfree world is to be so free that your very existence is an act of rebellion. ~A. Camus
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@lastringmaster @DaveChappelle Hahaha!! I'm a tough biatch. I can handle my own roastings. LOL!! 🤪
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@Talldarkfriend @DaveChappelle I'm the Daphne he talks about in The Epilogue. I thought he nailed it and he was great to work with.
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@Laidbackandloud Did you see the epilogue?
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@DaphneDorman
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7 years
So, yeah, I'm in a commercial voiced by williamhmacy ... THE William H. Macy. This is the first…
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@LabelFreeBrands Thanks for the shout out. ✌🏼
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@seraj_hussamy As the Daphne he talks about in The Epilogue, I thought it was brilliant.
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@PhillipJ_Roman I think he is defending me. And my community.
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@jonronson Did you see the epilogue to #SticksAndStones . I'm the Daphne he talks about and I gotta tell you, he's not just a master of his craft, he's kind and considerate and respectful. It's sad that people have lost the ability to laugh, to see the difference between reality and comedy.
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Organized my closet and sorted everything into 3 categories: - Shit I Wear Regularly - Promo T-shirts - "Where the fuck did that come from?"
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@DaveChappelle Thank you so much for two great shows last night. And the red, red wine. ~ The T in the audience at Punchline 😇
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@WhatTheTrans @BlaxkYoda Dave Chappelle accepted me enough to feature me in his special. He bought me a drink. We exchanged jokes for hours. I felt accepted. AND, fuck everybody else. I don't need his acceptance or yours or anybody else's. None of us should.
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@littlered_ace I'm the Daphne he talks about in The Epilogue. I didn't die either. I had an amazing time working with him. He's a genius and a master of his craft.
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5 years
Yaaaaassssss!!!
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@IAmOtisMorris 🤷‍♀️ I had a blast working with him.
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@lastringmaster @BrookeKnisley @sarahaswell @TiffanyHaddish @ForbesEnt As the transwoman @DaveChappelle talks about in his epilogue, I welcome his humor. He's a master of the craft. 😇
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@mxSpookyghost 🙄 To be clear, so I understand you here, you're insulting me for not seeing this situation the same as you...which is what you're accusing Dave of. Interesting take, to be sure. Best of luck to you. Hope you find a better outlet for your rage issues. I won't be engaging further.
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@claudiavrobbie @ZackOswaldo @amks01101101 @DaveChappelle Exactly. There's funny things about being trans, just like every other kind of life. It's one thing to not find the jokes funny but it's another to believe he's transphobic. I think he's a genius, a true master of the craft.
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9 years
Be the light at the end of the tunnel. #ThrowingLight #BeyondBeauty
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The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters. ~ Antonio Gramsci — feeling devastated
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@MilfGhost @aedison Only enough room in this world for one of me!
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5 years
@DanaVivianWhite Or maybe he sees our courage too and doesn't consider it "punching down." Maybe, just maybe, he thinks we're all equal and being equal means we should all be able to joke and be joked about. 🤔
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I'm not lazy; I have Intention Deficit Disorder. 😏 #HappyFriday
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@ZackOswaldo @amks01101101 @DaveChappelle If you're not black, don't talk about black people. If you're not male, don't talk about males. If you're not a comedian, don't talk about comedians. 🙄🤦‍♀️ I'm the Daphne he talks about in his Epilogue. He's a master of his craft. A true genius.
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@DaphneDorman
Daphne Dorman
9 years
Define beauty in 3 words: Intelligent Authentic Vibrant @WearYourVoice #BeyondBeauty
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@smashthefashash @Fotosbydwayne @TalibKweli @rbottoms @_meanwhile @imappalling I didn't give anybody a pass. I simply asked him a question. One we should all be asking.
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I love the word “reflection.” It is the the act of looking back and the act of shining forward all the light...
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@dirkdig10 @DaveChappelle I'm technically not allowed to answer that, but ya know, if you think about it, could he say it if it wasn't true? 😏
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@funeenuff @MrsKellyPierce Thanks for the shout out. ✌🏼
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@katie_barnes3 @GHurricane Punching down requires him to consider himself superior and I don't think he feels that way. As the Daphne he talks about in the epilogue of #StickAndStones , I'll tell you that I felt like an equal, free to joke about about him and free to be joked about by him.
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"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." ~MLK #ThrowingLight
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@FioritoPatrick @YouTube Watch the epilogue to #StickandStones and let me know what you think.
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#In2016IWannaSee A world #BeyondBeauty ! A world in which we know that each of us is beautiful! @WearYourVoice
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@DaphneDorman
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9 years
My new article on @TransGlobalMag !! Please share! ❤️
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9 years
What if?
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@metacomedy1 @DaveChappelle @netflix Nah, I'm a liberal and I thought it rocked. I'm literally the Daphne he talks about meeting in the Epilogue.
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@RyanJamesTV As the transwoman in his epilogue, I agree! 😇
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I'm sorry, TV, but "mid-season finale" is literally an oxymoron.
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@AlisonGrillo Did you see the epilogue? I'm the Daphne he refers to there. I think he's a genius.
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Punching down requires you to consider yourself superior to another group. @DaveChappelle doesn't consider himself better than me in any way. He isn't punching up or punching down. He's punching lines. That's his job and he's a master of his craft. #SticksAndStones #imthatdaphne
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Yay...first mugging. Aside from a sore jaw, I'm fine. They got my phone though. If you need to reach me, please...
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@barstoolsports As the transwoman in the epilogue of #SticksAndStones , I say he is. 👍🏼😇
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@Wayneslane Everybody is in a rush to be mad these days. Nobody is interested in listening to or taking care of each other.
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This election is like being stuck in the car waiting for ur mom while ur sister fights with her husband about his affair with the babysitter
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@Laelaps @netflix How was he punching down? I worked with him. I'm the Daphne he talks about in the Epilogue. I didn't feel punched at all.
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@BlaxkYoda @WhatTheTrans Not all of us are mad.
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@YouUglyOnTikTok And thank god too because I never could have afforded the tickets without white male privilege. 🤪
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@astro_puppy Your tweet is dishonest, incorrect at best. And you're missing the point: he's not looking for absolution. He's not seeking your approval or acceptance either. He's not trying to be some moral guide; he's a comic, a philosopher. He's providing insight about our world.
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attending 15th Anniversary San Francisco Transgender Film Festival
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"To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple...
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@PeteGGriffin @DaveChappelle Thanks! I'm from Pennsylvania originally so I'll swing by next time I'm visiting family.
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@tbo9780 Hey, thanks!
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@luisjgomez Check out the epilogue to #SticksAndStones . I had a great time interacting with him.
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Are you angry? Terrified? Exhausted? Confused? Disappointed? Worried? Good. You should be. You should feel all...
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@lifeafterdawn Your best bet is just to block @TherynMeyer . She's a poor advocate for our community and downright abusive.
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@NerdLetter2 Not me! I loved it too!
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@MBibs Thanks! I'm the Daphne he's talking about. 😇
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The Huntress
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I've said it before, I'll say it again: "mid-season finale" is literally an oxymoron. #TheWalkingDead
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All the people on Doomsday Preppers are watching this election thinking, "I told you so."
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7 years
Local Femmes...wanna join me on the set of Dropping Penny? Contact Tina D'Elia and let's have a blast this...
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"Hey, Daphne...how come you never visit us back home on the east coast?" My friend, Mia, is back home with you...
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I'm not gonna name names or anything, but /somebody/ is kinda rockin' the auditions these days. 󾌵 — feeling blessed
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You: OMG! Daphne! Your eye is all red. Did you smack yourself in the face trying to kill a fly in the bathroom...
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@Irrefutablematt He's the goat, for sure.
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@Whats_A__Name @DylaanYu Aww! Thank you so much!
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@PhillipJ_Roman Of course I'm outraged by that. I think you're conflating a lot of issues here.
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@TransGlobalMag So glad to be on board! Thx for giving me a voice!
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