Astrid K
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I'm not the original crazy redhead, I just perfected it. Avid yeller, argument expert, and I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong. Separatist. Not single
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People who think their government cares about them probably think strippers love them too
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Trudeau works for and respects all Canadians...unless you are a trucker protesting, support the convoy, work in oil and gas, use oil and gas, farm, ranch, exist in Saskatchewan or Alberta, own guns, or you are Indigenous but not the right kind of Indigenous
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Dear Americans, Jim Carrey is full of shit. His comments on Canadian healthcare are very misleading. His claims that you can be treated quickly are laughable and prescriptions are nowhere near free
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Just caused a scene at the gym because a 16 year old moron was laughing at a very overweight man working out, wondering why he was even there. It's 50/50 as to whether or not said moron left the gym to cry in his car. Don't ever discourage someone from trying to get healthier
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If you want to call the oil sands "tar sands", I say we start calling wind turbines "hawk mincers"
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Is it just a Canadian thing for politicians to say "let me be clear" before barfing 5 minutes of word salad?
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The first tanker of Western Canadian oil makes it to Irving in New Brunswick, after travelling through the Panama Canal. Yes that's right, through the Panama fucking Canal to get from the west coast to the east coast. Find a dumber country than Canada, I challenge you
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Dear Canada,
We want a divorce.
Sincerely, Western Canada
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Justin Trudeau has become Michael Scott from The Office. He's incompetent, yet still employed, he desperately wants everyone to love him, basically runs on enthusiasm in place of experience, and sees no wrong in anything he does
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Lol people have been whining about Don Cherry for 20 years, give up already for fuck sakes. The man is a god damn legend and says what he feels. If that offends you, change your fucking tampon and consider watching soccer or figure skating, where your poor feelings are safe
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At this point every single MP, MLA, Mayor, or Councilor should be forced to take a 1/3 pay cut. If you want to play with the livelihoods of citizens, you deserve to suffer as well
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Let's be done with Canada. They think its constitutional to tax us simply to heat and power our homes, go to work, eat, and basically everything else we do to survive winter with no other reasonable option. I'm done
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The Dave Chapelle special that Vice is telling you not to watch, is fucking hilarious. Its real comedy that's disappearing because everyone else is worried about offending people
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This is gonna get worse before it gets better and it's going to last far longer than anyone expects. And to think, it could have all ended with a simple meeting
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I give up. Literally fucking give up. Fuck this country, I want nothing to do with Ottawa, the federal government or the arbitrary laws put in place. I no longer consider myself Canadian. As far as I'm concerned my home nation is Saskatchewan
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Greens are losing their shit over this Planet Of The Humans movie because it exposes their heros as frauds and grifters filling their own pockets
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If Trudeau enacts the emergency act to prevent provinces from re-opening their economies, it will be the end of Canada as a united country. You thought the West was pissed off before, buckle up because it's gonna get fuckin' ugly
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LMAO!! Good luck with your oil needs in Ontario and Quebec. You fought a pipeline to supply you with Western Canadian oil and now you've lost the pipeline that supplies you with half your oil. Better stock up on fire wood and get your bike tuned up
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If I got to keep all the money I sent to Ottawa, I could spend $1000 a month in health insurance, put $10,000 a year into my pension, and I'd still have a few thousand left over.
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Wow, BC just quietly beat Ontario in government overreach and rights violating
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O'Toole is now pushing a $20/ton carbon tax. Wasn't long ago he was going to eliminate it completely. So, the question is for Westerners, can we actually trust him? I say absolutely not
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Welcome to Canada, where we hold our sports broadcasters to a higher standard than our Prime Minister
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So, to basically summarize the words that fell out of Freeland's mouth, "good job at becoming successful and building something, but you're doing too well and it's making people feel bad and we have to take more from you so we can give it to someone who did nothing but wants it"
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Now that CBC emoloyees are turning on it, can we finally hack that gangrenous limb from the budget?
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Ooh Canadian politicians are posting selfies to stand with Ukraine. Watch out Vlad, they might get serious and do a tik tok dance next
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If parliament is suspended until Sept 21, WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL PAYING THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES??!!! Fuck me running, I'd love to rake in $178000 a year to not work while the country you supposedly represent crumbles.
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Funny how thousands of people on the prairies losing their jobs didn't even register, but 120 media people lose their jobs and its treated like a crisis? Forgive me if I carry on without giving a single fuck
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Guess what time it is in Saskatchewan? The exact same time it was 24 hours ago because we don't do your random changing of the clocks nonsense
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Why are we screaming for more government programs when the ones we already have don’t work?
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Am I supposed to be inspired by the Snowbirds flying over Canada? Fuck that, we're hemorrhaging money at an unprecedented rate and some clown goes "hey, let's fly those rickety old jets across the country and call it an inspiration tour, on the taxpayer dollar"
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If you think UBI will make life more affordable, you're probably in for a big surprise when your rent goes up $300/month, groceries cost more, and every single aspect of your life costs more
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Is anyone actually still listening to Dr Tam or anyone in government at this point? Everything they have said confidently one day, usually turns into the opposite a few weeks later
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The hammer and sickle communist flag should be treated exactly like the Nazi flag or a swastika. Don't try to change my mind
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Have you ever wondered how wealthy Canada would be if Ontario and Quebec had oil instead of Alberta and Saskatchewan?
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Just to be clear, you morons realize that the government promising you free shit is paying for said free shit with your money?
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My Pappa took down the Canadian flag that has flown in their yard since they became Canadian citizens and replaced it with a Saskatchewan flag. I haven't seen him this pissed off since Sweden lost to Belarus in the 2002 Olympics
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So we finished watching the Dave Chapelle special. He told jokes about gay people and guess what happened? I laughed. My girlfriend laughed. Neither of us died
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If Canadian content was worth watching it wouldn't be government funded and mandated
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Fuck me running, this is the best Canadian politics can produce?! I wouldn't trust these assholes to water my garden
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I used to think politicians were the dumb ones. In reality, we're the dumb ones because we never hold them accountable and we keep lining up to vote for their bullshit
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Sitting in front of the grocery store and I witness this absolute planet of a woman walk out in a mask, face shield, and rubber gloves, carrying 3 cases of pop, a bag of 2 liter pop and a bag full of chips. But muh healths is serious 🙃
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I'm not saying every woman with short hair, dyed blue, green, pink, purple, etc, is an insufferable twat, but the average is pretty high
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Have you ever noticed that Saskatchewan and Alberta are always accused of being racists, but most of the racist shit happens in Toronto?
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Here's a Canadian tradition step by step:
1. Bombardier loses a bunch of money
2. Bombardier asks the gov't for money
3. Gov't gives Bombardier the money
4. Bombardier gives all executives huge bonuses
5. Public gets angry
6. Repeat often
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How did someone look at this stammering fuck and think "hey let's put this simpleton in charge, what could possibly go wrong?" And some of you fucking cementheads will still vote for him
Watch Trudeau's stumbling response to reporter who asked him "What do you and your family do to cut back on plastics"
Good hair doesn't buy you smarts!
#cdnpoli
#plasticpollution
#sunnyways
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Getting pretty tough to support the police around Canada "just following orders". Bothering people in restaurants to make sure they live together when there is likely a real crime taking place somewhere
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Worst argument out there: "if you Westerners vote anything but CPC, you're ensuring Trudeau wins."
Well guess what? We all voted CPC last time and Trudeau still won. We might as well vote for a party that may actually represent us rather than use us as a vote farm
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How stupid of a society are we, when one of our biggest issues is Tim Horton's changing their fucking lids? No need to worry about our crumbling economy, lets focus on a fucking coffee cup lid. Fuck some of you are literally so dumb I'm amazed you remember to breathe regularly
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Women's tennis has more of a spine than the Government of Canada ever will
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Instead of a carbon tax, why don't we just tax provinces dumping their raw sewage into waterways and actually do something positive for the environment?
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Oh my god, the people complaining about Saskatchewan re-opening businesses slowly is sickening. Stay home if you want to, but I'm looking forward to things getting back to normal, we've all been cooped up far too long
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The worst part about the RCMP right now is they will look the other way on protests, yet make you prove you live in the same house while you are sitting in a restaurant. So block railroad tracks, that's all good, block access to a job site, still good, eat with a friend, NEIN!!
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Lol Libs were screaming for a lockdown forever, then it happened to Ottawa and now they are crying about it 😂😂😂
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Anyone else see clips from the House Of Commons and think " we're paying these cunts $203,000 a year, base salary" while simultaneously losing all faith in society?
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So in Canada you can't protest your business being forcibly closed by government, but you can protest against a business that employs hundreds of thousands of people while blocking public streets. I'd say a pandemic is the least of our problems
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I don't care if my leaders are men or women, what race they are, gay or straight. I care about their actions while in office and their ideas. If I don't like their ideas or actions, I'm not voting for them, man or woman
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I'm not a fan of Scheer but my god who fucking cares if he feeds his kids bacon and chocolate milk, its called enjoying things in life. Some of you miserable twats should try it sometime, maybe it would dislodge the stick from your ass and make you a tiny bit less miserable
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Just a reminder, popular vote means nothing in a Canadian election
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Trudeau, at 2 going for 3, is shattering the high score for ethics violations, previously set at 0 by every other PM in Canadian history
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Apologies from politicians need to simply be laughed at. They shut us down, kept our families apart, and have spent like drunken sailors, and fined us for not following their rules. I say it's time to remind these assholes who they work for
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If electric vehicles are so affordable and cheap to operate,why are their owners constantly demanding we subsidize their production, purchase, and charging? Nothing against them, some are kinda cool but pay your own electric bill you cheapskate
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Fine roads in Saskatoon, but hey, we've got some awesome bike lanes and that new $134million library coming
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How far have the NDP in Saskatchewan fallen? They just lost a seat that for the last 25 years they could have ran a house plant in and won easily
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Are we ready to admit our healthcare system maybe isn't the best in the world and it could use a massive overhaul(not billions more dollars), or are we keeping our heads in the sand for a little longer?
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I have come to terms with the fact that as a Western Canadian my vote is utterly worthless. It makes no difference if I vote CPC, NDP, or Liberal because 30 seconds after the election call we are forgotten about and we might as well have elected Bigfoot, they are spotted more
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Instead of just recalling Adler, how about we get rid of the whole appointed senate. It's nothing more than a bunch of friends of former Prime Ministers and we should kick them all to the curb rather than employ these cunts until they're 75
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What's with all the people out there hoping I die because I went golfing today. Firstly there are 9 active cases in Saskatoon, secondly all the precautions taken limited my contact with others, and thirdly my OCD makes me stay away from contact with others right now.
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If Trudeau understands our frustrations, why did he spend 4 years making them worse?
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I'm sorry but O'Toole's plan is the stupidest fucking thing I think you could possibly come up with.
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Paying for my gas and this old woman starts talking to me and says how nice it is that I came in to pay so my parents didn't have to and asked what grade I was in. When I told her I'm 29 she asked if I was sick as a child or if I'm just a midget
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Why are we all surprised that the Liberals and NDP have essentially formed a coalition? Its been this way since 2019
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Are the politicians done sucking off Quebec for the night?
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Based on the record of the federal government in the past decades, what makes you think they can do anything about the climate? They can't even get small simple projects like clean drinking water finished
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I wish Canada would promote our oil the way we promote our dairy
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Kinda scary how many people actually had no worries about Trudeau and his cabinet having unchecked powers for the next 2 years. No politician should have that kind of power
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Dear Newfoundlander, go fuck yourself with a cactus, you guys came out west for years to benefit from our oil and mining jobs, only to turn around and vote for the guy trying to shut those industries down. You think we want your advice? Fuck off!!
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If calling someone a cunt is a hate crime, I'm fucked. Along with a big chunk of Australia and England, almost every driller and rig hand ever, and that girl I punched in grade 10
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I have a confession. I'm a direct descendant of a viking who raided France and through the Mediterranean, taking priceless treasures from churches, killing anyone who stood in their way. And I don't apologize for any of it because it happened 1100 years ago.
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I've fucking had it with this "you have to look out for everyone" bullshit. If you wanna smoke, or drink 4 liters of coke a day, or balloon up to 400lbs, go ahead, but why am I now responsible for making sure you don't get sick? Not my problem. Make your own life better, be more
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Canada is allegedly warming faster than anywhere on earth according to our government. Guess they missed that brutally cold winter we just had and the February that was the coldest in over 80 years
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Here's the Canadian reality broken down: you work and pay taxes to pay for shit you can't use because you make too much money, while jobless socialist protesters accept American money to protest the Canadian oil industry that pays for the very benefits they claim as human rights
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My Pappa's thoughts on an inheritance tax: "I didn't move halfway across the world, to work and build a life, just so those pencil necked sons of bitches in government could rob my children after I'm dead" followed by 2 straight minutes of swedish cursing. So thats where I get it
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I don't have a ton of sympathy for McKenna, you know after she insinuated many of the men in my family were rapists and degenerates, hell bent on destroying every community near an oil well
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I'm not married, have no kids, have a job that pays well, and have investments. There isn't a major party who offers me anything, I'm basically nothing more than an ATM to them
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Who actually got more or all of the carbon tax they paid last year back? I sure didn't, wasn't even close
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Took my dogs for a run this morning, because the last thing I need in my life is 2 bored malamutes full of energy destroying my home and yard, and some fucking Karen screamed at me from her porch that she was calling the cops.
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No way this is real life. I had a stroke and this a hallucination because there is no way the guy who has been blocking pipelines for 4 years would complain about a train hauling oil. Seriously this dude is our Minister of Natural Resources
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Here's a shocker, SaskEnergy set a record for natural gas used in a 24 hour period. Well no shit, its been -50 with the windchill for the last 4 days
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Dear language police who want me to not swear, fuck the fuck off you whiny fucking crybabies, its my fucking twitter and I'll fucking say fuck if I fucking want to, and if you fucking don't like it, don't fucking follow me and fucking police my fucking language you fucking fuck
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I'll save you from having to watch it tonight by recapping the Canadian news. It will be 15 seconds about Erin O'Toole followed by 27 minutes of what I call "what Trump did/said today" and if they have time 40 seconds of sports followed by the weather in southern Ontario
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I put bread in the toaster and toast comes out, but where does the bread go?
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Meteorologists can barely predict the weather 5 days from now, but climate scientists have predicted the beginning of doomsday? This just proves that humans are the most arrogant species to ever inhabit this planet.
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If you are still working from home and have been for the past 16 months, chances are someone at the office is doing, minimum, 20% of your job. I know this because I'm the one doing the extra 20% so you can not wear pants all day. All I can say is good luck if we downsize
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If Trudeau kills the Trans Mountain pipeline in hopes of winning the election, he will officially kick the Western Canada movement into hyperdrive.
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116 years later and Saskatchewan and Alberta are still nothing more than a peasant colony to the east
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