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Anti war. Online safety expert. Anti-liberal activist. Defund Ukraine. Defund Israel. Best swing trader on X

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@eskkisoda @TheJoeySwoll Yes to avoid being posted online naked and anus shamed
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@realchrisrufo Another white liberal who holds dangerous authoritarian beliefs.
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@scotgl @mtaibbi Matt was just the victim of a fascist Government. Check the news.
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@NotAlexSheppard She should return the unused funds. It probably cost 40k or so even just to negotiate a plea.
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@Trump_History45 Trump rescued me from the 99th floor of Tower 1.
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@MBrassenstein No police officers died on 1-6. One officer did kill an unarmed woman veteran tho.
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@realchrisrufo This is a woman who would have served the Nazis in Germany well.
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@unusual_whales Should I just stop paying my car loan to Ally bank at this rate?
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@ClayTravis And zero red state AGs have done a damn thing about it.
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@billmaher Atheist Bill sure remembered his Jewish heritage when this war started. Return of the Zionist
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@stclairashley No, and your child has a great life and future. But is it unreasonable to remind the public statistics are clear- having a nuclear family is the best chance of a child growing up to be a happy and successful adult.
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@StanKachowski @stoolpresidente Not close. This is like comparing you giving no one the middle finger to you giving someone the middle finger in their face, multiple times.
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@WhitlockJason Crater face lost his ability to coach and motivate long ago. Crater face needs to be fired.
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@nypost As a gay man I feel @Nike has went too gay. I will wear @PUMA instead to be less gay.
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@AlexiLalas Carli Lloyd
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@danielsgoldman So you are an election denier @danielsgoldman Shameful!
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@johncardillo I think our view is Ron DeSantis or someone connected to him is paying you to trash Trump everyday, online multiple times. There are valid criticisms of Trump, but when it is trash him, rinse & repeat? It is suspicious.
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@Cornpop_VeryBad @stoolpresidente He wasn’t wrong tonight tho
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@stoolpresidente White man bad is the new Orange man bad.
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@mrddmia RIP officer David Dorn.
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@MatatoesLasagna @RGonzalezCBS Naw only blue anon thinks this reflects poorly on Lalas
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@nypost Seems wise to preserve history
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@TomCottonAR It is hard to take you seriously after your work to rob the American taxpayers- funneling their money and resources to Ukraine.
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@brendo4 @eskkisoda @TheJoeySwoll A lot of “your butt hole is really loose looking bro wtf have you put it through” and “wow, you need to manscape that forest brah” type shaming.
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@pearlythingz My fear is she will be the mom banging her sons teenage friends someday.
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@mitchellvii I feel like not letting Trump attend his SC hearing is even worse.
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@IAPolls2022 @RacetotheWH I am confused why Vivek hasn’t gained more traction. He should be in second place
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@TheJoeySwoll Would like to talk to her 1 on 1 in a Waffle House. Show her that there is a better way.
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@mtracey Trump has repeatedly said he would get a peace deal done in his first 24 hours.
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@nypost RFK is one of the few, very few, good apples in the Kennedy family.
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@marccormier @elonmusk @nytimes The NY Times is about as partisan as Newsmax.
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@ninaturner Disappointing take. DEI is a poison meant to divide society by sexuality, gender, and race.
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@RepNancyMace No thanks. No more war. Defund Ukraine. Don’t fund Israel. Start closing many U.S. bases abroad.
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@LauraLoomer @realDailyWire Anyone mad at you for this needs to chill out. The woman went from making porn to getting attention for not making porn. It wasn’t worth covering her.
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@jastuart68 @GeorgeTakei A pro censorship liberal? Color me surprised 😂😂😂😂
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@GoshDarnIt15 @berningman16 @chrislhayes It’s a photo op…. Whether you like it or not.
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@Outkick This is how Magic Johnson likely contracted HIV.
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@catturd2 The GOP hatred of their voters is on full display.
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@nypost And I would rather not smell like poop. But my colostomy bag gets the last laugh. Enough with these racists from LSU.
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@julie_kelly2 This seems like a case for the Supreme Court on appeal. But will they step up to the plate and take the case?
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@KimIversenShow @blabla112345 Depends on what his priors are… to have that little impulse control makes him dangerous
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@anjansun I saw the headline and assumed it was about the western leader who blew up Nord Stream, has political opponents raided and arrested, has escalated war in Syria, started a proxy war vs a Nuclear power, and is defunding schools that don’t let biological boys use the women’s locker…
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@notlouisck Bitcoin solves this
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@Cernovich That unfortunately is a bad sign for inflation. If there is still strong demand companies can keep raising prices
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@RepThomasMassie An act so corrupt I would expect to see Alvin Bragg’s name attached to it. Shameful.
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@LauraLoomer @elonmusk Guy who had his opponent arrested 4 times calls other guy “dictator”. Projection as usual.
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@carolmswain I think it should be up to their male and should not be done as a baby. To intentionally put a baby through an agonizing procedure without consent seems regressive. Also clipping dogs ears is grotesque
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@JackPosobiec This is what winning 🏅 looks like
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@nytimes Insurrectionists must be arrested
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@nypost Trump has been with much prettier women too. That is why I am skeptical he even banged her. She is no Kathy McDougal or Melania Trump. Stormy also signed a letter saying they never slept together.
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@johncardillo Remember when you said Red State AG’s needed to go nuclear- then became silent when a trans insurrection happened in Florida and your boy Ron did nothing?
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@PeterSchiff Just the idea gold could have a 20 year bear market is terrifying
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@Trump_History45 Trump made this mid level talent the greatest of all time.
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@MarshaBlackburn Let Israel and Ukraine pay their own way. We are broke Senator.
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@SebGorka I wonder if Joe killed the woman he was having an affair with that ended up hanging from his office ceiling
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@JackPosobiec I don’t believe only 69% of republicans are opposed
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