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@Chrisleealliso
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9 months
@InsaneRealitys Bro said “aight then, you my therapist now”
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@DramaAlert Crazy how cancel cultures gotten to the point that this dudes life just flashed before his eyes for singing along to a J Cole song. This ain’t it chief, this is some Big Brother type stuff
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@jakeshieldsajj No I don’t wanna receipt bro 😭 I don’t need any reminders
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@sentdefender What Hamassive mistake
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@VivekGRamaswamy @Eminem Cease and desist for singing along? Damn bro he shoulda sued me a long time ago 🤣
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@Warcraft Can we trade the 3rd dwarf race for something else?
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@DonutOperator Bro thought this was assassins creed.
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@BradleyMartyn Something ain’t right bro
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@TateTheTalisman @piersmorgan Piers doesn’t think, the government thinks for him
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@Warcraft Surprised it doesn’t have a darker tint with how many people there are roasting it.
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@xai Transparent governments, proper use of nueralink to accomplish extraordinary things. A happier world ideally.
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@PicturesFoIder Immigrants who come in the country properly have to know more about the USA then our own citizens do and I think that is unfair. Not saying let everyone in by any means, but why hold immigrants to a standard that we don’t even hold our own people to? I’d stretch to say a lot of
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@SaraSaffari__ Bro looks like he’s been a stressed individual. Definitely the GOAT tho
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@sippinjiuce @DramaAlert I just feel like his immediate response was because of his lively hood, I could very well be wrong, could be a response to either.
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@sentdefender He somehow tweeted while he was speaking too 😂😂
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6 months
@VivekGRamaswamy @jakepaul I love how you’re connecting with the young influencers man, we need someone who try’s to reach the youth but also appeals to the older generation. You’re what this country needs and I wish you the best of luck brother. 🇺🇸
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@bisping My thoughts are people in politics and citizens have not been so far apart in beliefs and ideology in such a long time. I think 80% of people see eye to eye but there is a very vocal 20% who will degrade and outcast people who simply disagree with them. We have people looting,
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@ForeverGuy5 Yo 😂 who even cares about Megan Fox’s thumb, LOOK AT THAT FINGER
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@DramaAlert For a dude who spends his whole career in a COCKpit , we saw this cumming.
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@BlizzardCS We getting reimbursed for this wasted time?
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@MrBeast Bro I’d chill there till I physically couldn’t any more. If there’s food and beverages GL getting me out bro, I’m setting up my gaming PC and you can catch me on the flip side 😂
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7 months
@DonutOperator It says “LOL”
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@CorinnaKopf “It was rigged, he was on steroids, my shoulder was out of place … etc” lmfaooo just waiting. What a clown, more of a comedy show. That whole event
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11 months
@DonutOperator This is the new CVS receipt.
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@BigmoranIRL Guy on the left is 2700 every season with less than 500 games played, guy on the right is hard stuck 1500 with over a 1000 games played
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@DramaAlert Looks like a default tattoo option in any video game
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@TESOnline Can we just get rid of the crown store and put the actual content in the game
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10 months
@DonutOperator @samschwartz03 “All of these armed individuals are scared of us and our feelings!” OK. Totally 🤣
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@Asmongold @Warcraft Asmons just roasting anything about the game at this point 😂
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11 months
As you can see ✏️ 📖 The more you fuck around ⭕️ The more you find out 🏃‍♂️💥 🤯
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@GarandThumb1 If you can’t consent to sex, you can’t consent to a sex change
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@GrantCardone Man… I honestly think it’s an experiment to see how easily they can convince/control a population
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@sippinjiuce @DramaAlert Yeah morally it’s bad, we all agree on that.
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@GavinNewsom Looking in the mirror again are you?
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@Wowhead Someone tag red shirt guy, he’s gonna be devastated
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@DramaAlert His PR team told him to post that, guaranteed.
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@BlizzardCS Bro what the fuck
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@Wowhead I’ll see you at 6 for the delay to 7 🫠
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@JackPosobiec When you can arrest someone for questioning the integrity of our government, that means that our government has no integrity. Think about the fact that the person who had THE MOST information available to them assessed the situation, came to a conclusion and was punished for
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@baldursgate3 Amazing game. Thank you
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@stclairashley This is what debate should look like
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@VivekGRamaswamy We need a young president 🇺🇸
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@POTUS "War is a place where young people who don't know each other and don't hate each other, kill each other, based on decisions made by old people who know each other and hate each other, but don't kill each other... ” - Paul Valéry
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@VivekGRamaswamy Honestly, I don’t like our two party system. I think it’s flawed and creates way more division than unity.
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@chrissyxchi I wouldn’t quest for this gear if it was free. If you’re gonna have the audacity blizzard atleast have the audacity in style.
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@SpaceX @elonmusk “Just Read the Instructions Droneship” 🤣🤣 I freaking love stuff like this
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@N_Tys26 @maximum @Asmongold @Qwik I think the problem isn’t that “he can’t” it’s just that no one wants to because the game simply isn’t very fun to a lot of people anymore. You don’t have to be a top tier player to have an opinion on the state of the game, and if you think that you do, then that’s the problem.
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@ZherkaOfficial This dudes IRL Mario
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@MysticalTheMonk I just quit tbh, just straight up not having a good time and feeling like I’m forcing myself to play. I think what killed it for me was honestly getting home from work and waiting 2 hrs in a solo shuffle Q just for someone to leave, or when I tried LFG it took forever to find a
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@keyboardturn Looks like a tramp stamp idk
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@Cobratate There’s no saints in war, but there’s always an option for peace.
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@ChrisQuintanar1 Rooting for you man! The days you don’t want to show up are the most important days. Can’t wait to see your progress 👏🏻
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@MitchJonez They haven’t shown you loyalty tbh, why not take your business somewhere else with better margins?
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@NoContextHumans Pumped up kicks
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@Asmongold @Warcraft No it’s not lit 😂 there so many people that have paid arms and legs for these, now it’s being handed out like candy.
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@greg16676935420 Wouldn’t it be funny if they accidentally swapped the accounts, and the original X is in control of Twitter now
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@VivekGRamaswamy If you can’t consent to sex, you can’t consent to a sex change. This nonsense needs to stop.
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@InsaneRealitys He’s never closed an investigation so quick 😂😂
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@SpicyCammy @jackwillsend @dillondanis Shane’s a good guy, hate to see him get bit like this. Like cool dude yea, you called them on their BS. Shows just as much about you tho Dillon, can’t confide in anyone who’s got clout to gain. Better ways to prove they were trying to be shady about it.
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@BigmoranIRL How’s bro playing with less than half his abilities on screen.
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@KanekoaTheGreat @VivekGRamaswamy Glad to see someone sticking to their guns. I like Vivek because he’s not speaking from a pre determined script some super pac gave him to support their narrative. We need more authenticity in this country. This is good.
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@InsaneRealitys Hilarious how he she’s like “I didn’t call you” then he literally calls her back infront of everyone, and she fucking answers 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻
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@BlizzardCS When you bring them back up, make it to where I can also mail my alts on other realms gold and such. Makes no sense that I can trade someone from another realm but can’t mail my own alts things
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@AJA_Cortes I’m honestly just impressed at this point with how many it’s been 🤣 at first I thought it was low but now?!? Dillon just looking out 🤣 bros throwing a hotdog down a hallway
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@c_bumstead Kevin Hart, because laughing burns calories and I’m trying to minmax 🤣 @KevinHart4real
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@UberDanger Would love to see you do a Baldurs Gate 3 play through
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@DonutOperator Drone footage is so great for stuff like this
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@VivekGRamaswamy Feels like there’s a direct correlation between when we stopped saying the pledge of allegiance before school and the rise of several woke agendas. The pledge should give a feeling unification in this country. It shouldn’t be demonized by school districts. ‘One nation, under
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@N3onOnYT Bro missed the casting for Everybody hates Chris
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@catturd2 😂😭
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@TESOnline To compensate make all DLC’s subscription based or whatever, but I think people would like that better if they could play the game to get rewards and not spend their money for in game content that’s obviously leaps and bounds ahead in terms of quality than what’s in the actual
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@sentdefender Biden wants us to be the sugar daddy for the rest of the world. China wants that too
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@KEEMSTAR Bro KSI is a good hype man and all but it kinda stops there. He’s not taking the dub 100P. Honestly think jakes a better boxer than KSI and he wasn’t able to pull it off either
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@MikkoOllikaine @stillgray There’s no logic behind this. If he’s so adamant about it then we should gather 1000 homeless people and let them go stay at his residence, cmon they’ll just “slosh and things will be different”
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@Wowhead Like that’s cool and all. But they should 5x all wing models to make them more appealing. Tiny wings are meh, specifically the dragon ones they added a while back
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I lost 77 Pounds in a little less than 5 months. The mental battle was one of the worse things I've ever experienced. I can't change the way I did it, but maybe I can help you... Here's what you should know;
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@TheAKGuy Weak leaders make weak countries
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@lncmpltemission Just what’s the point tbh.
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@AmiriKing @CollinRugg Didn’t wanna like this because the likes were perfect. Had to anyways
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@notlogangpaul So when you and jake fighting?
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@Twitch Before you walk inside the facility you gotta watch 7 unskippable ads.
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@TheRealGameGod This shits getting old. Just gonna unfollow. Have a nice day.
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@cdew_wow Like how tf they gonna nerf Dk like this and then give DH a small slap on the wrist
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@stevewilldoit @BradleyMartyn @elonmusk podcasts on Twitter would be great
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@InsaneRealitys Just shoot that thing with an RPG
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@Fleks27 The game being centered around end-game is what kills retail. The leveling experience isn’t an experience it’s a chore.
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@WatcherDev @laoboq @Stoopzz_TV @ElliottVenczel Thank you for responding so quickly to the community! @WatcherDev and thank you all for bringing attention to this @Stoopzz_TV @Snutztv @cdew_wow @ElliottVenczel I’m excited about this change! This expansion has been amazing so far
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