Heartbroken to share that our beloved Jonathan, the world's oldest living land animal, has passed away today peacefully on St. Helena. At an estimated 193+ years old, this gentle giant outlived empires, wars, and generations of humans. As his vet for many years, it was an honor

Just so we're clear, Israel is now the first state to have an ethnicity-based death penalty since Nazi Germany.

Rotherham, England replaced 8 miles of mowed grass with wildflowers. They saved £25,000 in mowing costs a year and bees, butterflies, and birds showed up almost immediately. You don’t need to wait for your city to act. Start small in your own patch: 🏡 Let your front verge or

Now after that KitKat heist has worked we found the perfect transport for the Toblerone heist

I’ve had loads of abuse for this, predictably, and plenty of people have accused me of supporting Hezbollah. But no one seems keen to explain why targetting the Lebanese medics who came to help the 3 TV journos was justified.

Did your water bill go up again today? Of course it did, and no, it's not an April Fools Day. Time to end the fraud that is the water industry. Time to take our water companies back into public control.

This is an absolutely INSANE thing to say out loud. We killed their leaders in the middle of negotiations because we didn’t like the way they negotiated?!?!

#MISSING Can you help find Kyana, 16? Last seen in Southall on 28 March, wearing a white t-shirt, black jacket and green or grey tracksuit bottoms. Anyone with information should call 101 with reference 4648/29Mar.

The Long Walk Home John Weber

@MikeNew19512115 Your cars are shit. Your meat is shit. Your beer is shit. Your sports are shit. Your clothes are shit. Your fruit and veg? Do you even grow it? Your arms industry? Well, you can say goodbye to those billions. Yeah, fuck that. Do one 👍

It has to be said that catching a bus in Nottingham became a little easier over the years.

The strait was open. He starts a war. The strait closes. The world economy gets fucked. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he gets bored, he declares victory, and he tells the rest of the world to open the strait, to clean up his mess. He’s such a prick. He’s such a destructive

Goodbye March! At times you were bitingly cold and relentlessly dark … but I kept watching and there were plenty of moments of beauty to catch. Thanks for everything. x

This is Apartheid. It's morally disgusting - and comes at the same time as Israel is committing an ongoing genocide. To see the Labour Government defend Israel repeatedly will horrify the British public - it cannot go on like this.

Who doesn’t love a nice curve? In other news, Newcastle must’ve known I was coming up to sign it, they’ve just opened a new M&S Food on the station for me this morning 😁 #Newcastle

Israel has passed the death penalty solely for Palestinians, enforced through military courts with a 96% conviction rate. Israeli Minister Ben Gvir popped champagne. The Israeli government is raising a toast to genocidal apartheid. The UK government is arming and funding it.

It’s an absolute privilege, as an individual and as a citizen of the UK, to be criticised by the flailing imbecile that is Donald Trump, and his amoebic followers. Pleasure and pride 🇬🇧

Curzon Street Terminus building, the oldest dedicated inter-city terminus building in the world and The Woodman, one of Birmingham's great traditional pubs. What a great cultural combination. Courtesy @Daniel_Sturley #LookUpBirmingham

Sunrise from Glastonbury Tor this morning.

He’s popping champagne to celebrate killing Palestinians. They don’t hide their genocidal hate, they toast to it.