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Evan. (NOT BALD!)

@Bald_Bloke_

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1 year

@jcpafc_ "Hi Lamela mate! Oh my god is that the Europa League trophy?!? Do you wanna give it to me pal!?!?!"

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4 months

@esjesjesj When I visited America I was legitimately confused at how some trucks over there are even legal, literally just driving deathboxes

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@javierexoh @MCity_Commander @afewsaydanny @Ninja Brother is actually malding because someone got away from him😭😭😭

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@CFC_Janty Me watching the conjuring when I was 9

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@jacksonisadummy Alright oppenheimer

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3 months

@reecethebrah Comfortably

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1 year

@madison_tayt @kenniwakwaritaa Ah so now you're going to disrespect an entire nations language? God you're so polite

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9 months

@G2Amenyah Drawn it properly for you, MILES on!!!

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8 months

@sugarsmorecake @willsgardevoir The Adventure Time Admiral over here

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2 years

@Z7Pcvxkedd @UtdRyan_ If that's an essay for you then maybe you should get back to school, and maybe then you'll have a better chance at shagging ronaldo

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1 year

@v2muli "Trying to hold a balanced debate" what on earth were they thinking...

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1 year

@epicshankswag @DanielSambar @florigoaway Do you often get condom water balloons thrown at you?

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2 years

@yokoisahoe @acecee11 Did the baby write that himself? Didn't think so smh

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1 year

@impaulsive @LoganPaul @GeorgeJanko So you waited several weeks before apologising to your friend? Pretty weird icl

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1 year

@hstikkytokky123 And you still can't afford a half decent tattoo

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11 months

@Evertxn He's way too classy to be playing for Newcastle ffs

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2 months

@capeshitfuckss The Last Dance is a pretty generic term I can guarantee they didn't use ai to come up with it

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7 months

@SuppressedSikh She moves like an orangutan

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1 year

@JakeSucky It's just chaturbate with less malware by the sounds of it

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8 months

@GreggHartley__ Here's another way!

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3 years

@BodeiCfc @UTDTrey It would take literal years to put together

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10 months

@WiktorNSNO @ciarcarlin She's Australian and he's autistic😔

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1 year

@alphaINTEL Me raising from the dead in 3024 when the apex devs finally add cross progression

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9 months

@fyridk What the fuck.

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6 months

@twos6xes Grown arse man😭

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10 months

@SaeedDiCaprio I think he means the views tbh

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1 year

@Gideoomatic But Gerrard looked cool at old Trafford!

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5 months

@grooviestsalami Me outside the hospital for the 9th time this week...

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2 years

@shotgunloverr @myywrld999 @karlaslfc You're the boring one fella

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10 months

@RyanYoung_03 @puffpuff65 Who's pissed in your cereal lad?

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3 months

@reecethebrah That's life. I'd rather die comfortable than uncomfortable

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1 year

@brandon21871 @UtdEIIis Mate they're in that thread talking about a lineup in a champions league semi final talking about being in the trenches...

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5 months

@hzjoe03 This is almost worse than the hello neighbour account harrasing matpat

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1 year

@Nandoistired @Kephrii Nobody was talking about it until today, because the announcement was literally today...

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2 years

@MUFCGosling @DannyAaronsFUT Probably getting put on the neighbourhood watch Facebook group sadly mate

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3 months

@LeeMorris_93 Even just speaking to a girl for any longer than like a week will reveal this information😭 exposed himself horribly here

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11 months

@MaxxChewning @Dexerto The iconic rearing horse of lamborghini🔥🔥🔥

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1 year

@DonkTrading Ea upgrade an sbc players weak foot challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!)

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5 months

@TheGhostOfHope Bro jumped off his high ground and further from the zone for no reason at all😭😭😭

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1 year

@upblissed Bro thinks he's Ezio Auditore😭😭

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9 months

@kittischmitti Yup, look at this shit😭

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7 months

@LiquidatorPod @GNev2 It's falling through the roof mate. Its leaking.

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1 year

@SkyNews After tax he's probably won about 50 quid

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5 months

@999Cyan Fixed it

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3 years

@joeedolo @chrismd10 It's edited?????

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1 year

@MitomaBalI The most embarrassing footballer this country had ever produced had the bundesliga on ropes for 4 years mate, not that you'd know considering you're about 7

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1 month

@subtoconnorpls The airport scene was cool though, loved seeing Tom Holland as the new spiderman!

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1 year

@AFCMax9 Should we all just twerk for each other like the city and pool fans did?

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2 years

@NepentheZ New pack animation goes crazy ngl🔥🔥🔥

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2 months

@reoinjail @_yoursteph ??? > HELP imo

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2 years

@MasonCav123 @Behzinga @SwampverseNFT He won't shag your jpegs lad

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@Bald_Bloke_

2 years

@Twitch It's crazy to see that the very distinct majority of people that don't agree with abortions are men lmao, scary times

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4 months

@Pineal_Neil @kaiav11 Alright John wick

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@Bald_Bloke_

18 days

@paniniboy7 @clinicalkai Getting a coke at a bar is also a waste of money😭

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2 years

@kasper_stehning @MrTLexify Because its the same as the last 6 far cry games

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3 months

@stuart_foy When the "kind regards" switches to just "regards" is like walking into a suspiciously large open area in a video game

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1 year

@shadadzai I've heard enough, bring him back!

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4 months

@thevenomsite I'm noticing...

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1 year

@UTDTrey Bro put shrek in the 10😭😭😭

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1 year

@olzbrand @utdreport The game that shall not be named was in March, this award is for February

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@Bald_Bloke_

2 years

@SkyNews We're really gonna start sympathising with an abuser?

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2 years

@NersVlogs @KSI @jakepaul Jake won't shag you pal

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2 years

@CopiusH @Twitch Clump of cells*

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1 year

@Kal_One1 @MarcusRashford Put your missus on the table then big man

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3 years

@UTDTrey @Utd__Agenda You retweeted a giveaway😭😭😭

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10 months

@DylsFootyRamble @lewgy88 You look like an IKEA meatball mate

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@Bald_Bloke_

4 months

@M1das_OW2 Ok kira 2

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@Bald_Bloke_

1 year

@189nlne "The outside world think this football life is the perfect life, well let me tell you it's far from that" Why does he write in his diary like he's doing a gcse English exam??

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2 years

@cfc_wondaG @markgoldbridge Maddison is one of the most in form English players rn???

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