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@twos6xes
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Lived it. Hated it. Farewell David De Gea.
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@XabiAlonso
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Lived it. Loved it. Farewell beautiful game.
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a self-centred egomaniac and an autistic man who can barely convey emotion couldn’t think of two worse potential managers
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Need this in the future
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this pass just literally makes no sense
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"leo" tears his vagina trying this
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yh that goal has sent his PR into the stratosphere lmao
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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Which youngster has impressed you the most this season? 🤔👶
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@twos6xes
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not even just football signings, antony is pound for pound by far the worst allocation of funds in the history of the human race regardless
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hand on heart this is probably the dryest podcast to have ever touched the internet
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Pitch Side
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Poor Man Utd fans… 😭
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arsenal fans are genuinely all collectively insane
@Twt_ArsenalMY
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Vardy "clever" dive and penalty
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hojlund was UCL top scorer and guys were worried about him uno
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this is how chelsea ended up in 12th
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@twos6xes
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idk how you lot haven’t clocked hes just an incredibly self-centred egotistical psychopath
@Og_Jigga
Jigga
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Ronaldos mentality man I don’t know how he developed mental strength of that level
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@twos6xes
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remember when brazil got knocked out and selecaotalk literally died
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@twos6xes
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people actually try to convince themselves this isn't the greatest club in the country 😂😂😂
@ManUtd
Manchester United
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🔴 Built on our spirit and core values. A special landmark for the bedrock of our football club — Ethan Wheatley has become #MUAcademy 's 250th graduate ❤️ #MUFC
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this is superstar aura we cannot afford to fumble
@ManUtd
Manchester United
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Our #MUAcademy U21s line-up for tonight's #PL2 fixture! 📋 #MUFC
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@twos6xes
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replies are killing me looool YOU are the ones who need US
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United REJECTS the Super League.
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@twos6xes
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1.2k bookmarks 😭😭😭 they thought they were gonna eat
@ManUtd
Manchester United
10 months
Serious business. #MUFC || #MUTOUR23
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it’s time for us to sit down and have a conversation about what these ronaldo stans truly are
@AntropovaVekili
Banane olm 🤣🤣
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@hana_shf You vs the one you call ugly... have some shame
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they don’t know this has been the plan from early
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@twos6xes
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how many times will you lot see people come to this club and have everything about them seem “fugazi” before you realise what the actual problem is?
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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6 wins out of 6 Champions League Group-Stage games for the FIRST time in the HISTORY of the club. HISTORY HAS BEEN WRITTEN!
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we handled man city so well this game and had a very fair chance at beating them until De Gea let that 2nd one in and killed the entire game
@TenHagBall_
𝗧𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗴’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼🇳🇱
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I thought we were going to win…pain.
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8 months
people who think De Zerbi would be able to do the same at United are genuinely so stupid
@UtdYahz
Yahya
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De Zerbi came to Brighton and created a style of play and a system within 6 months Ten Hag hasn’t done that and has spent 400 million
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is that a fucking cheetah
@UtdDistrict
UtdDistrict
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Kobbie Mainoo via IG 🐆
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we're actually so lucky man this guy has been here for years and he somehow survived becoming horrible
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Diogo Dalot vs Liverpool
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united might bullshit their way into a title race
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@twos6xes
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idk what this means but GAFFERRRRRR
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
5 months
Ten Hag: "Criticism leaves me cold." [viaplay]
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@Vararse_
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I’ve got all the receipts I need. I WILL be coming back when we magically get much worse without Varane and nobody can understand why
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this will happen once every 12 years and people will use it to justify winter being better
@Rory_Breaker_
M. Night Famalam
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Y’all ready?
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10 months
we’re signing Inter Milan’s 2 best players
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@Muppetiers
UnitedMuppetiers
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Hojlund 👀
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Ten Hag defo fits united’s identity like a glove, he’s just bald and has nobody to keep that baldness in check
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This goal should've stood man, we put that sh*t on NIICEE
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@j8musiala
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Wait now that I think about it, this must've been the turning point 😭😭
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this is disrespectful ngl, he should release a public statement online and stand up for himself imo 👊
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨🔵 Pochettino on Madueke: “Noni is in a position where there's massive competition, too many players… he needs to compete and raise his level”. “The competition here is serious. We need top level in training to play on regular basis”, quote via @NizaarKinsella .
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bro he did this shit at anfield 🤣🤣
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I will always always always be in your corner
@MarcusRashford
Marcus Rashford
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Fighting back the UNITED way! ❤️👏🏽
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wait we sent him to Troy fucking Deeney
@SimonPeach
Simon Peach
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#MUFC 's Maxi Oyedele has joined Forest Green on loan for the rest of the season Boss Troy Deeney: “Maxi is a wonderful talent & we’re extremely lucky to have him. The fans will enjoy watching him & we need to make sure we get him in a place where he can showcase his talents"
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no club in this country will ever get anywhere near United and that’s just a fact that will never change no matter how much you lot try to convince yourself that it has
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨 Dan Ashworth has already said yes to Manchester United. He's prepared to accept their proposal as it's considered big opportunity & project. Understand Man United are intentioned to negotiate and pay compensation to Newcastle; they absolutely want Ashworth now, not in 2025.
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@10blended it’s insane how some peoples brains are wired to be able to do stuff like this lmao
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funniest thing about this 2000s player expose sesh is that if you tried it on utd players their stocks would only go up lol
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bro it’s honestly so funny how he’ll galaxy brain everything and then come out with these quotes that shows he literally knew what to do the whole time
@TenHagBall_
𝗧𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗴’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼🇳🇱
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Ten Hag: “With Garnacho on the right you get a right-footer, a different type of player who can go inside but also go outside. We want those dynamics with swapping positions, combinations, getting in behind, bringing it out of the triangles & from there, serving our strikers."
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Ten Hag let Piers Morgan, Jadon Sancho and RantsNBants win and that is something I cannot forgive
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acting like he’s some visionary for gassing up a very obviously big talent
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I’m acc crying man we called Yoofnited a mad man
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only thing more embarrassing than this are the united fans that cheerlead this behaviour
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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Jadon Sancho is back 😘🟡⚫️
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rashford needs to stop worrying about nerds online saying he’s selfish and just play off his instinct
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Mount been injured ≠ Mount been shit
@JackFawcett1704
Jack Fawcett
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00:46 Marcus, I love you but I’ll never fully forgive you for robbing Bruno of an all timer assist
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this account doesn’t treat other clubs the same way it treats us
@xGPhilosophy
The xG Philosophy
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On aggregate in the two Manchester derbies this year: Man City (7.78) 6-1 (1.45) Man Utd
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this is genuinely the worst football club ever
@blondedcartier
buto 🇵🇸
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funniest club ever
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“This signing demands the other signings to be spotless”
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@htomufc
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I will research him more in the coming days but his half-space creation is good, with excellent ball-striking and defensive/off the ball intelligence too, it makes for a really good player in the right structure. This signing demands the other signings to be spotless though.
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one day you’ll all finally realise that united will always sit on top of the food chain no matter what
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sksjdksjdkdjskkdkdks
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@Be_serious23
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Yes. I want ten hag sacked THAT badly
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lisandro was unanimously adored by every single stretch of the fanbase last season lol
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so he's allowed to do this but Rashford isn't
@gasipo_opinions
Gasipo
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Rafael Leao in his last 7 Serie A games : 15 shots (0.7 xG) 0 shots on target Can’t seem to find the goal 😬
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Samir Nasri - Marseille Days 🇫🇷 ✨
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why has he been doing so much media stuff recently lmao
@goal
GOAL
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Scott McTominay names his GOAT in football word association 👀 @adidasfootball
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can oliver skipp do this you little dirty good for nothing cretin no life vermin tottenham fans
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Just takes it up a few gears so effortlessly.
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HES NOT FAT ANYMOOREEEEHSJDHFJEHDJE
@centredevils
centredevils.
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Lisandro Martinez in training today. 💪🏻
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united next in line
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| PSG's partnership with Jordan is OVER. PSG will no longer release anything in collab with Jordan after the 2025-2026 season. [ @footmercato ]
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we’ve genuinely had our arses spanked soooo many times in the last couple years
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
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Run it back. ⏮ 🎥 Manchester United 1-6 Spurs
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after all this time and all this mismanagement he’s still a top 5 left winger in the world, makes you think what could have been
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not being funny yh but something about this arteta guy genuinely freaks me out
@DejiCNO
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Ksksksks
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United Stand on a witch hunt for rashford and doing PR for antony 🤣🤣
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is that dumb prick genuinely waiting around for him to get sacked? 😂
@SamC_reports
Sam C
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Sancho would love to play again for United, but the only way for him to do so, under Ten Hag’s management, is for him to apologise
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garnacho done more on the right in 2 games than sancho has in 2 years
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you all felt it too
@TenHagBall_
𝗧𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗴’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼🇳🇱
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🥲
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EIGHT carrington products played last night 😭😭😭
Greatest footballing institution with 0 academy products lol
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Antony vs Sancho debate is just whether you think being actively shocking is worse than being passively shocking
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it's crazy how widely respected Rashford is by everyone in the footballing world yet you've got thousands of numbskulls on here who swear on everything that he's shit
@ESPNUK
ESPN UK
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Alejandro Balde wants this English player in his team 👀
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I honestly don't think I'll ever get over what we did to him
@mh_ontop7
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Paul Pogba vs Newcastle 18/19 (H) @paulpogba
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rashford smiling after skying that means more to me than if he scored
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@TenHagBalI Is that Leao behind him lol
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the fact that such a blatantly biased and toxic fan channel is getting these kinds of opportunities is pathetic
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just deeped city are losing like 90% of their social media support
@City_Chief
City Chief
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Rishi Sunak wants to ban kids from social media until they’re 16! RIP Football X
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say swear blake griffin is a real person
@blakegriffin23
Blake Griffin
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Fin
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when’s a brown dude gonna make it in football and play for england man I wanna have racists telling us to get off the team and go home as well
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disrespectful imo he should release a statement online
@livescore
LiveScore
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Pep Guardiola being brutally honest about Matheus Nunes 👀😅
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@LaPiochey They look like they spend their days hunting mammoths and fighting off sabretooths to get food and prepare for the Ice Age
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out of all the things you could possibly slander Rashford about this idiot chose counters 😭😭😭😭😭
@LingyPioche
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Rashford trying to replicate ronaldo in counter attacks
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3 months
his arsenal clips clear his united ones so bad, which makes it funnier cos their fans can’t even go back and enjoy them 😭😭😭
@utdaarron
Aarron
3 months
WHAT. A. COMP. Honestly RVP is my favourite striker of all time.
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it’s all he’s been doing for like 3 months now lmao
@rax_ex
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multi talented king
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strongly feel him sticking around and talking to the players instead of finding a job is partly responsible for our poor form
@UtdPlug
UtdPlug
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🚨 De Gea’s comment under Bruno’s IG post:
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@TheEuropeanLad 90% of the accounts on FT are genuinely programmed robots sent as a form of govt control
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Rashford Hojlund Olise Kobbie Onana Mount
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@ManagingBarca
Managing Barça
3 months
🚨🚨| BREAKING: Frenkie De Jong does not rule out LEAVING FC Barcelona this summer. Manchester United are interested in signing him. @OnzeTv3
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this is kobbie’s company at 18 years of age lmao
@nonewthing
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4 months
“Kobbie”, “Enzo”, “Gravenberch”, “Jude”, “Camavinga”, “Kimmich”, “Frenkie De Jong”
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Bruno is the reason Casemiro can’t scan 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Ron7ii
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Bruno is the reason why Casemiro plays bad, in the Carabao game there were zero issues with Casemiro
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sappy culture club warm happy family gimmick all over a contract extension una what a bunch of losers
@Arsenal
Arsenal
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Benjamin White, as told by his team-mates ❤️
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Ten Hag defended Sancho again and again throughout last season you lot are insane
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I get this is nice and all that but he kills me bruv why’s he signing off like that 😭😭😭
@AndreyOnana
Andre Onana
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People cannot choose what I should be offended by. I know exactly what @agarnacho7 meant: power & strength. This matter should go no further. AO24
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yh nah he’ll be cooked early for sure
@totalBarca
total Barça
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For some context on just how young Lamine Yamal actually is… In 2030 he will be Bukayo Saka’s current age 🤯
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totooooo you mad man 😭😭😭😭
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@aaroncikaya
Aaron
4 months
If I speak about Højlund they’ll tell me to shut up because he’s 20… 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️
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@twos6xes
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8 months
Dalot literally shut down Saka btw I can’t believe it
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5 months
the CB market is so unbelievably stacked rn it’s actually impossible for united to mess this up
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4 months
just deeped pep is joining in the summer as well lowkey
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5 months
do you lot want young up and coming talent or not
@Kristian10l
Dr. Tenma
5 months
Hojlund ain't it man icl
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@twos6xes
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6 months
rashford apologised for just going to his own birthday party even though he turned up to training on time anyways but apparently sancho thinks it’s ok for him to turn up late numerous times and play fifa until 3am
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6 months
as much as I can act indifferent, I do genuinely really want him to succeed. First season was still so convincing compared to everyone else before, and it's so disappointing seeing him get basically get everything wrong now when it was near enough the opposite last year
@yehblitzed
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6 months
Dkm
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@twos6xes
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4 months
worst stadium nickname of all time
@Gideoomatic
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4 months
West Ham taking all 3 points and keeping a clean sheet at 'The Carpet'
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@twos6xes
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2 months
not even joking that game makes this entire season worth it
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6 months
and i genuinely mean it when i say he’s a psychopath
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2 years
@TenHagBalI We can make it work
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@twos6xes
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1 year
@LyesBouzidi10 This is insane
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@twos6xes
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10 months
Arsenal fans need help man
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@twos6xes
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10 months
@boplole you thought you caught me out didn’t you…
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