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"Things are never as bad as they seem, or as good as they sound."

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@Evertxn
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Who didn't make the Brazil squad?
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Gabriel Martinelli
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Arsenal fans would cry their eyes out of this happened against them
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Ben White 😂
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This tweet has actually baffled me. It's the same thing 3 times in 3 different ways 🤣
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Fabrizio Romano
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Borussia Dortmund have sacked Marco Rose, he’s no longer the manager. He’s set to part ways with the German club. 🚨🟡⚫️ #BVB
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@Evertxn
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This guy 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Evertxn
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Creasing, he does not want to be there
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
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Tonali touches down on Tyneside! 🤩🇮🇹
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This is genuinely the goat hair transplant I’ve seen.
@AverageStriker
Average Striker
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Andros Townsend's Everton revival is only the second best comeback of his career
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People don't even know but if Amir Khan didn't win a medal at the Olympics at 17, they were going to stop funding boxing in the UK. He's basically the reason AJ, etc. all came through the system.
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@Evertxn
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“I've just been in a meeting with the Head of the FA, what a guy by the way, and I've been banned for 3 months for bringing the game into disrepute. Brekko time and then off on the bike, what a day for it.”
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@Evertxn
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Anyone who won a PL title before 2013, it should count as 2, because to beat corruption like this means you did something special.
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Mascherano headloss 🤣🤣🤣
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Has a treble ever felt less special?
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@Evertxn
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Football Manager is genuinely too unhealthily addictive. You can play for 7 hours and feel like you’ve not made much progress.
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Took my talents to FM never looked back
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This was goalkeepers at Anfield the season Liverpool won the league
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Goal of the weekend contender by Paul Gascoigne 🤣🤣 🎥 @RangersFC
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@Evertxn
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Why has Cristiano gone from being top 2, to now below Maradona and Pele on everyone's lists suddenly?
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@Evertxn
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Paul Merson not being an Arsenal fan has completely spun me
@PaulMerse
Paul Merson
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Come on you blues 💙
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Obviously Arteta is doing a great job but the fact it took him 3 years, vs Ange taking 1 pre-season, is more than interesting.
@Daily_Hotspur
Daily Hotspur
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🎙️ Ange Postecoglou on whether #thfc will play differently vs Arsenal: "In terms of the way we play, we're not changing, mate. We'll go out and scare the life out of them." | @standardsport
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Atmosphere is easy to make when you’re winning. Where was the atmosphere when they got relegated about 3 times in a decade
@PapaPincus
MATT 🅿️
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How do you possibly walk away from St. James Park with 3 points when it’s like this? Genuinely frightening.
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@Evertxn
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Anthony Gordon goal reel
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Anthony Gordon - All Professional Goals
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Youtube compilations are scary because I'm telling you Richarlison isn't this good 😂
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Shakur
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@Evertxn
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Jill Scott is not needed on The Overlap at all
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Posted this after refusing to leave and then put a 9.5/10 vs top of the league. Meanwhile the actual scouser in the team couldn’t run away quick enough.
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If someone asks you “Do they have the right to cut off water?” (to a population of >50% children btw), and the response is “Yes” - you are an unhinged psychopath.
@LBC
LBC
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“I think that Israel does have that right.” Sir Keir Starmer tells @NickFerrariLBC that it is acceptable for Israel to withhold power and water from citizens in Gaza.
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If we pay that for Harry Winks I'm jumping ship and supporting Arteta's revolution
@Daily_Hotspur
Daily Hotspur
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🚨 NEW: Harry Winks to Everton is very advanced. #thfc are expected to receive a fee of £20M to £25M for the midfielder. | @pokeefe1
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Rangers Queen dead bounce at Anfield… Liverpool might not make it past the groups
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@Evertxn
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3 years
Massive massive respect to @LewisHamilton 2 days ago he said he didn’t want to comment and pick a side because he wasn’t educated on the issue. He spent the last 48 hours looking into it, and came out with 2 Instagram stories with the most powerful pro-Palestine images.
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😭😭😭😭 This is the most insane thing I’ve seen, no way Fergie was getting away with this on a regular
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No corruption?
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"I once convinced thousands of strangers online to invest in an imaginary coin, and they lost all their money."
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Did people say this was disrespectful at the time? No cause it's United
@richarlison97
Richarlison Andrade
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He’s Brazilian 🎼
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The scientist:
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Nicolas Jackson is like if a scientist grew a striker in a laboratory
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I genuinely can’t go about my days as normal knowing stuff like this is happening right now and is supported and funded by every person in a position of power from the country I live in, who then gaslight the victims.
@CensoredMen
Censored Men
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🇵🇸🇮🇱 A Palestinian doctor in Gaza, discovers his son’s dead body on his shift 💔
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@Evertxn
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Being a City fan must be class don’t even need a season ticket or membership, everything’s on general sale
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If I’m actually being fair to Arsenal, even excluding this game, I don’t think there’s another club that gets screwed over by referee/VAR decisions more over the last year
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I’m finished 😂😂😂😂😂
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“I’m him”
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@Evertxn
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Those 3 cost £120m 😭
@thfc_MatthewSZN
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Tottenham’s Brazilians>>>>
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Crazy to think Claude is missing Arsenal winning the league. Would’ve cured his depression because he said he only lived for football.
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Having a bad game apparently deletes the numerous good games
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Peak Alexis > Peak Hazard. If you know, you know.
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Arsenal fans don't take the piss out of Spurs enough.
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Midweek game screwed United
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@Evertxn
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Nah nah nah how have they made EUROVISION about themselves. Game is gone.
@TheAnfieldTalk
The Anfield Talk
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This is BEAUTIFUL ❤️
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@Evertxn
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And we're clarting Henderson's legs this time
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We’re clarting Evertxn today
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@Evertxn
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Has Saka ever just done what Salah did? There’s acc levels.
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@Evertxn
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Do you see why no one likes Liverpool
@VipArsenal
AfcVIP⁴⁹
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Liverpool Curtis Jones on Arsenal celebrations: "The gaffer himself, the way he fist bumps fans and stuff. That’s kind of like our thing. So if they want to be stealing our stuff, then it shows that we’re on the right path and we’ve got these who are copying us." [BBC via tbr]
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Declan Rice for £105m does make Enzo Fernandez for £105m look a lot more reasonable than it did in January
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First time seeing this, hahahaha there's no way they watched this and still allowed the goal.
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Was this a foul by Joelinton on Gabriel?
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Caicedo is obviously better than Declan Rice btw 😂 so saying it makes the Rice fee a bargain isn’t true.
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Arteta's early tenure was all about getting rid of players. You spent £300m this summer. So different
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Is anyone surprised about Arsenal's reaction? They only want to play depleted teams. Stat pad confidence. It's like when you're revising but only doing practice questions on the easy chapters.
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Romeo Lavia genuinely made the stupidest decision of the window.
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Brighton’s owner is a professional gambler, what are the odds on coming back from 3-0 buddy, put that into your scouting data for 15 year olds from random developing countries, nonce.
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Btw it's only United fans who say the league has got worse 😂😂😂
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Lampard ball is the truth
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Saliba IS better than Van Dijk though if we’re keeping it a buck.
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Wears a patek, drives a Lamborghini, all from scoring 7 PL goals with 4 deflections. Make it make sense.
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
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📝 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘: Newcastle have completed the signing of Anthony Gordon from Everton for an undisclosed fee. Long-term contract. (Source: @NUFC )
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This is why we love Richarlison
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This is the best I've seen us play in so long Wtf
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Statman Dave has 0 ball knowledge. He just tweets out stats and says "dominant performance" even though everyone who watched says it was a 3/10.
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Maybe people should listen to Chelsea fans instead of dismissing them as just being haters of their own players 😂😂😂
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We might get something... this one's for you Mikel
@ElBobble
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Dominic Calvert-Lewin starts for Everton at Man City this afternoon 🔵
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Liverpool are so much better, it’s not even funny. There’s not one player at Arsenal who has the talent level of Mo Salah/Trent or big moments of Allisson. That’s why 2nd-3rd is calm for them. Arteta is doing his job. He’s not Pep.
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Liverpool winning the title and Everton getting relegated after hiring Rafa Benitez, a Liverpool legend for the majority of the season. I can't do it.
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No way people truly believe Bernardo Silva is actually better than Mo Salah 😂
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Go through Man City’s team and every position cost them £30m+ 😂
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Generational talent
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@Okami13_
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GTA 6 hacker sentenced to life in hospital prison.
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Arsenal actually fumbled so badly. There is genuinely no way they get top 4 next season with Spurs strengthening like this and they have Conte.
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I don't even think Varane is better than Joel Matip
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Just had a vision. Rafa out, Ole in.
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People cooking Robbie for no reason. He's right. West Ham fans claiming they had a better season than Arsenal.... Danny Dyer said they're champions of Europe like it was the UCL...
@drsportsmedia
DR Sports
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"You would have thought they won the Champions League twice!" 🗣 @ItsRobbieLyle thinks West Ham fans have got a bit too confident after their Conference League win! 😅 #Arsenal #WestHam #WHUFC #BestOfEnemies
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Whoever plays Chelsea in the FA Cup semi at Wembley gets the whole stadium to themselves lmaoo
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Premier League are an absolute disgrace. Chelsea and Man City will get away with it.
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Club Statement.
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The thing with the Chelsea + PIF thing, is that if it was like Kepa that they were buying, then it doesn't make sense. But Koulibaly, Mendy and Ziyech being targeted is logical. All Muslim players. Makes sense why Saudi would want them.
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Chelsea are the greatest club in the country
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
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🚨 Arsenal close to agreement with Chelsea to sign Kai Harvertz for fee in region of £65m. Talks ongoing to finalise structure (instalments + add-ons). Personal terms in place & subject to deal being done, medical will be scheduled @TheAthleticFC #AFC #CFC
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The thing is, if Arteta came out and said how gutted he is about losing top 4, how much it hurts, and he can't wait to put it right next season, not one Arsenal fan could slander him for that. But this stuff just divides people more.
“In a week’s time when we are all on holiday & we look back at what we’ve done, whether we are in the Champions League or the Europa League, I think everybody will agree that we did more than was expected, for sure." Mikel Arteta speaking to @BBCSport .
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Guardiola should go Tottenham after this treble season.
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How’s the shittest striker I’ve seen play for Everton got the highest verbal energy 😂
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Him pointing to the part of his arm that is clearly handball in protest of a penalty is why he should be shot
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For those not familiar with the Niasse and Koeman situation
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Watching the highlights, how has Reece-James got that much space?
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11 Team GB boxers went to the 2020 Olympics. In 2004 it was just Amir.
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He’s box office even without the goals. Salah isn’t.
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This is how to ball out against West Ham @MoSalah
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“Fraud Ange” only 1 point behind “Greatest team since 2004” Arsenal?
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As close to unplayable as I’ve seen at Goodison
@lafodance
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Sam Smith is disgusting
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Arsenal fans won’t tell you Iwobi has the same number of assists as Odegaard this season
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They'll end up at £60m. So Chelsea's net cost for Havertz is £15m and they got the winning goal in the Champions League for it in return. What an institution.
@CFCPys
Pys
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🚨 BREAKING : Arsenal are set to send a bid to Chelsea in excess of £55m for Kai Havertz. ( @TomRoddy_ ) #CFC
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And they say immigrants are the problems. No people are worse than the monarchy worshiping, alcoholic, Tory voting English fans. Scum of the country.
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Then they wonder why the world thinks they’re insufferable
@afcjxmes
James.
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Just had to make this clear on the podcast, bored of all this Spurs gas! 😴 Full episode here for the next time you go for a run:
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Hopefully Salah moves like Ozil post-signing
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Nottingham Forests biggest crime is having ambition to stay up and were successful in doing so. Man City did enough financial damage to win about 5 PL titles and nothing is happening 🤣🤣
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West Ham 10000% being unreasonable. It’s 100 fking million who cares if it’s 4 years instead of 3. Arsenal will do them no favours down the line.
@ArsenalAnoop
Arsenal ANOOP
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Update for EX WHU “We can confirm that the bid has been rejected over the period of instalments although it isnt said to be that far apart (a year or so difference) and could be negotiated. It is felt that this bid could get accepted with some negotiating done.” Looks like the…
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But it's keep politics out of football when they take the knee 😭😭😭
@FootballJOE
FootballJOE
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Foreign Secretary Liz Truss has urged Premier League teams to boycott the Champions League final in Russia if they reach it
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We got the best defensive record in the Prem 😂😂😂
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Anyone who seriously thinks Ramsdale is a level above Pickford, don't speak to them about football. That's the litmus test.
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After all the hype, Arsenal are on route to less points than Spurs 16/17… there ain’t no way
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Arsenal fans genuinely think if you aren't playing tiki-taka football then it's not sustainable.
@TikiTakaConnor
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@now_arsenaI Not sustainable. Wheels will fall off.
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I don’t even blame Arteta. The team is just not as good as people think.
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At least we’re not Arsenal
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Everton getting relegated still sounds absolutely crazy in my head. I fully can't grasp it.
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