Lee Morris
@LeeMorris_93
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Scrans there. Well, well, well. Follow our business pages on Insta at @MacroBalance / @Well_Liverpool 😎
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Follow both me business pages on insta there please fellas. “Macro Balance” for meal prep, and “Well Liverpool” for our healthy cafe 😎
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Waving like she’s about to be dropped down one of them water slides
An assisted suicide pod that passed an independent legal review showing it complies with Swiss law.
At the push of a button, the pod would fill with nitrogen gas, rapidly lowering oxygen levels and killing the user.
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House parties before you were old enough to go to town were a belter man. Abar 20 people would kip there and everyone would just be scattered around the gaff. Didn’t even know what a hangover was an you’d just wake up and have 0 responsibilities
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Heavy man, I was that pastied years ago in town that I “found” a dead phone and handed it in to the bar staff. Woke up the next day phoneless and checked the location on it and it was at the bar. Fuckin handed me own phone in thinking I was being a Good Samaritan didn’t I 🤣
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When the bar’s rammed and you see someone with a table putting their jackets on.
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Any lad shocked by this has never had a bird
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Insecure freak that Andrew Tate yeno. Proper incel cult leader.
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Taxi home at 8am full of regret when you were only going for a scran
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People considered gimps do and enjoy what they want, while the people who’ll skit them all copy eachother and delete a picture if it doesn’t get 300 likes, mad mad
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Heard your kid nails the balloons 3 days a week but is worried face masks are dangerous because they make you breathe in recycled air
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Ye fella likes all his little sisters mates pictures on insta
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“If you drink mochas you don’t really like coffee” ooo sorry the coffee plod, I’ll start chewing coffee beans like a real pro then
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Some fella left a negative comment on a post on our business page and this is me ma’s response, fuckin sick her yeno ahahaha
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When I was a kid I thought hand bags were called ham bags
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Could post on here that you’ve cured cancer with proof, and you’d still get negative replies. App is full of miserable bastards who hate their own job and life, dying for others to fail.
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Mayweather starting to regret not getting off a few hours ago there
7am at the afters with a load of people you’ll never see again
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I can’t have a day off mate, my two businesses are absolutely flying at the moment sorry
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Picked balloons up off some kid last night at abar 2 bell, and he was P’d up because of a plod helicopter tha was about ahahaha. Imagine it something like a film, and the special forces jumping out of a chopper to stop a balloon graft.
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Middle aged da’s who’ve got a wife and kids are the biggest dangers to young girls on here man, always absolute cases in the replies
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Ahaha charged up them
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Sick how the virus can’t touch you when you’re sat down with a drink
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When you need notes for the till an a fella comes in talkin dead loud with a Nokia in his hand
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Posing with stacks of money is outdated, we posing with stacks of Macro Muffins now.
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When you order a chippy to specifically come at 7 o’clock but it comes at 10 past
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When the odds are against you but you prove everyone wrong. I love a success story 🤝😎
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Even though me body is finished I wish I was walking round all this again. Like a fukin city.
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Me mate saw Carragher at Glasto havin a piss an because me mate was fucked he shouted “yeahhhh courrrse” at him not realising for a sec that that’s Gerrard’s shout, so Carragher just burst out laughing at him ahahah
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Why do birds always have a tiny tele? Always see them on insta stories, a 5inch tele miles away from the bed.
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Sold out yesterday so cooked a shit load last night for today, and we’ve sold out of everything bar a few vegan Currys and overnight oats, and it’s not even 2pm yet ahaha. Absolutely mad out ere yeno, each biggest sales day keeps gettin topped and we only opened last week 🤣
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Twitters exposed how many people are sex cases init ahaha. Loads of lads dunno how to just be mates with birds do they. Always got on boss with birds me regardless of ever being in to them or not. Stop being weird fellas.
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30 of the muffins sold out rapid again today, off to buy a ken because I spun them for £20,000 each
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Mate that submarine shit is so heavy. Just stuck lost in a box with your air slowly depleting
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Still not over that lad calling me a Tupperware shagging danger yesterday, proper unreal shout ahaha
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Nice way to admit the original tweet relates to you lad ahaha
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Twitter be like: Don’t be sheep, like what you like, don’t care about what anyone thinks, you do you ☮️ ✌🏻 😎
Twitter also be like: Ahahah imagine liking this thing, imagine wearing that, imagine watching that, imagine liking that music
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Mad if you don’t leave a tip after a sit down scran man. The waiter could throw me nan in an arm bar an I’d still leave a few quid
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Very very cliche, but don’t stress yourself if you dunno what you wanna do with yourself man. I didn’t work till I was 21, had a few short term jobs, hated them, got signed off work with my head being chocker, and then ended up working for meself and now got 2 businesses🤝
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Why do goths put a fake accent on man, madness. Born and raised in Liverpool and got scouse parents but speak with the universal goth accent.
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“Free the guys 100 times, home soon” ahahah someone’s been watching too many drill freestyles on YouTube
His mum said he's 'not a rogue' in a video message outside court
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I’ve said it before, an shoutout to couples buying their first house together. But posting a full frontal picture of your house with house number and everything on show is mad I reckon.
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Why are loads furious at people having a laugh with challenges on insta man. Same with baking cakes and posting workouts. People making the best of a bad situation and people still be negative ahaha
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Ahaha sick tha, the CEX captains armband
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Sold out again there. Only opened just under 4 weeks ago and keep selling out and getting constantly more busy. In a position to have to hired 3 members of staff already and the gym below hasn’t even opened yet ahaha. Nice one to everyone who’s been in or shared stuff for us 👊🏻😎
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Cringey as fuck when lads haven’t grew out of the teenager phase an try an chat gangster when they’re literally adults ahaha
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Used to rent PS2 games from blockbuster for like £3 then me da would copy and burn them to a CD which worked on me chipped PS2. Unreal finesse gettin new £40 games weekly for fuck all.
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Serious before and after that. Salt and pepper glazed halloumi, ready to go on our salt and pepper halloumi flatbreads👊🏻
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Here’s today’s stuff going out to the local kids and food banks, had donations from a few people and put it all to good use. About to get out delivering it all now, thanks again to people who donated 😁
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Giz that vaccine fella. Catch me chattin 🤟🏻🤟🏻😎🤟🏻🤟🏻 at fezzys with me 4 arms.
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One of the fellas who gave me shit the other day has messaged me with a genuine apology and is actually being sound now wishing me luck. You love to see it, adult shit, no beef over here 🤟🏻😎
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Nice the kid is happy like, but fuckinell it’s insane the hold YouTubers have got over kids ahaha.
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POV: Ye da’s last 4 profile pictures on Facebook all uploaded within 10 minutes of each other
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“Wool” is a mentality as well by the way. There’s people from areas outside of Liverpool who are sound as fuck and people from Liverpool who are wools ahaha.
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The new Lab is officially open, right underneath us😎. Healthy scran and a gym all under one roof
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Been absolutely dragged up by your skids if you don’t put your rubbish in the bin after you eat somewhere, and if there’s no option to, at least tidy up a bit for the person who takes it away for you.
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Yeno tha
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Some kid is havin a scran with his ma on the L1 grass and he’s doin the classic “watch this” then doin a little spin jump thing that kids do ahaha. Belter man, havin the time of his life.
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Salt and pepper halloumi flatbreads, comes with onions, peppers, crispy potatoes, all salt and pepper seasoned, and topped with sweet chilli sauce👊🏻
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People don’t seriously check who their bird/fellas recent following on insta is do they, ahaha absolute year 8 gear man
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“Scouse twitter” acts all like everyone should do what they want and be individual but when anyone is slightly different than the scouse stereotype they get legged and called a wool. Absolute insecure crowd followers everywhere acting too cool to enjoy anything.
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If people are that angry at me and reckon the scrans are that shite, literally come in to the shop and we can have a chat and I’ll box you a scran genuinely. I’m 27, I’m not tryna have murder an make Twitter enemies ahaha.
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Why would you ever even say a dozen or half a dozen instead of just sayin 12 or 6, mad.
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Not everyone who smokes weed is a thick conspiracy tit, but every thick conspiracy tit smokes weed.
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Mad the way there’s some super fan of the Beatles from the opposite side of the world who’ll be saving up for years to fly here and see places we walk past daily unbothered
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Chicken sausage pasta bake been majorly popular after bringing it back this menu👊🏻
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Nah this has pissed me off yeno. Only took bits in to a fezzy which 95% of people do. Actin like she’s Escobar reincarnated.
🔔 | An NHS worker has been jailed for smuggling 9 grams of cocaine into Creamfields music festival.
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🤣🤣🤣 had to replace them for free for my man there, couldn’t have that be his Friday
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Chicken & chorizo stew with garlic & paprika roast new potatoes 🤌🏻
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Shite after you’ve had a heavy one and you think you’re sweet, then you stand up and realise you’re in fact, not sweet.
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Me at 24: signed off worked on antidepressants
Me at 27: saying “scrans there” on Twitter on ADHD meds
Life comes at you fast
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Shoutout to the ma’s an da’s who’d let them happen as well, you the real MVP’s
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Ahaha how have I never saw this picture la. Big Ste French and Omar active.
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Mad the way Mike Myers’ ma an da are from the Swan. Shrek’s basically Scouse, mad tha.
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Hope the real Hasbulla never gets photographed eating a bueno or a drinking a chocomel because scouse meme page owners would go in to cardiac arrest
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School kid from Dublin DMing me saying he’s impressed with the businesses and wants some advice how it goes and how to get started because there’s a market for people in his school. Absolutely love to see shit like that man 😎
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Heard ye arl fella wrestles cows for their beef when he wants a burger because it’s cheaper than the butchers
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Sending rumours of what you heard happened to your mates in your group chat is sound, but fuckin posting unconfirmed stories publicly on social media is dangerous man. Fuckin little like hungry begs
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New ones there. Little frozen lemonades, coming in watermelon & guava, orange, or berry flavours 😎
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