Amy Patterson
@AmysFutures
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I work from my Frome home and I use twitter for some contact with the outside world while I work in my slippers and shmush my kiddies faces.
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Joined June 2015
Looks at all the almost finished crochet and knitting projects stashed everywhere...
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LOVE this interview from GB's Beth Shriever favourite for BMX gold, & finished 8th
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๐จOkay letโs do this! BUNNY VS MONKEY: The Great Big Glitch is the TENTH book in the series, itโs not out till OCTOBER, but I have one super advance copy to send to a BVM fan to read earlier than anyone else! ๐All you have to do is share this tweet. Winner chosen Mon 22nd ๐ค๐ค๐ค
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Fox saw this in the window of a closed bookshop on Sunday, and told me that he loves these books, and that Jamie Smart looks like Dad, but with a much better beard.
๐จ COMIC FANS/PARENTS! Iโm going to the post office tomorrow so if anyone fancies a signed copy of LOOSHKIN: HONK IF YOU SEE IT, just RT this tweet and Iโll pick one or two at random later. ๐ป The Looshkin books are manically funny comics for young and old readers alike!
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๐จ COMIC FANS/PARENTS! Iโm going to the post office tomorrow so if anyone fancies a signed copy of LOOSHKIN: HONK IF YOU SEE IT, just RT this tweet and Iโll pick one or two at random later. ๐ป The Looshkin books are manically funny comics for young and old readers alike!
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๐จ Not a single player in the England Women's World Cup squad went to a private school, we have found. Ahead of the World Cup final, our analysis of @Lionesses backgrounds reveals differences between this squad and other English sports teams โคต๏ธ #WomensWorldCup2023 #England
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Ah!!! This is so exciting. :)
๐ฅWIN! Bunny Vs Monkey book eight, The Impossible Pig, is published in about six weeks time. But I have a bundle of advance copies here, so to be in with a chance of not only winning a SIGNED COPY, but getting to read it over a month before anyone else, just RT this tweet!
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If I hear anyone say, in earshot of any kids, 'I've never needed maths' I try to say, just as loudly, that knowing maths has been helpful in every single job I've ever had, and most of my day to day life too. You need maths for everything.
Notice to parents: if you ever say "I've never been any good at maths," or "I've always hated maths," or "I've never seen the point in maths" or anything of the sort out loud, don't you *dare* ask your child's maths teacher why your child isn't doing better in maths.
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I learned Sinead O'connor had died just minutes before going into the Barbie movie today. The quote 'They're either brainwashed or theyre ugly and weird' really hit.
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Oh, Sinead. Sinead. Spun from fire. Vale, astonishing artist. Vale. Sinรฉad O'Connor - The last day of our acquaintance - Live - Pinkpop 1995. https://t.co/MGtmf5NDpo via @YouTube
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This was a wonderful. Episode about Sinead O'connor. I hope she knew how much love there was out here.
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Will deputy harbour master jenny rip her face off mission impossible style revealing herself to be molly #Radio1GiantDJHunt
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#Radio1GiantDJHunt this is so tense!!! Directed by Christopher Nolan?!
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This has been such a lovely slice of joy this week. It takes huge skill from all involved to make this so effortless and fun. Turning 38 this year and still a solid @BBCR1 fan!
GREG NEEDS YOUR HELP! 30 Radio 1 DJs are in hiding and itโs up to @gregjames to put the schedule back together ๐ #Radio1GiantDJHunt
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Why NOT start off with a bang?! 1st ep of FIRECROTCH & NORMCORE: THEY LIKE TO WATCH is out now with @blackmirror creator Charlie Brooker, plus his writer & exec producer @bishakali We talk #BlackMirror, phobias & why sh*ts are funnier than farts. ๐ง: https://t.co/knrQPPLAKB
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