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@polypocketknife Free the nipple wasn’t about intentionally performing what is obviously meant to be a sexual act in public lol. It was about not making any and everything to do with breasts inherently sexual and thus penalizing women just for having them.
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@polypocketknife Indecent exposure isn’t cool, doesn’t matter if it’s tits or ass or cock, stop going out of your way to expose yourself to others for shock value. Not sure why so many people seem to wrestle with the concept of consent to exposure but it’s not that hard I promise.
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@sirembiid Jrue Holiday is right there pal
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@iambuterastann @zandisiiwezwane @Dopekid65258101 Marrying a rapist is a drag to her stupid lady. We could also talk about her harassing the woman that man raped. We could go on for years. She’s a horrible human being. Simple as that.
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@Woodabris We’re not going to do the corny Twitter revisionist history where everyone suddenly hates a thing that was universally beloved not long ago with this. Enough.
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@Fico_Rakugaki Genuinely no way y’all are reacting like this over that mild ass chapter lmao, are y’all like 12 or something
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@rabiesyaoidog Getting cooked by a 2nd grader is absolutely insane LMFAO
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@somgoku54 Yujiro remembering an ancient technique taught to him at the highest peak of the Himalayas by a monastic order that allows him to cover an infinite amount of space in a single step, bypassing infinity and one shotting Gojo by hitting a pressure point in his right nipple
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@Dreadful4Tymes Didn’t he not even make it the whole amount of days he originally arrived for? 😭 lmfaoooooooo
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@beccasupreme WORD FOR WORD BAR FOR BAR
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@NANA_Y4W Worst thread I’ve seen in my life, never cook again
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@MalikMcYeet It’s actually legit insane how women turn into the most homophobic people on earth the second a man denies any form of intimacy with them lmfao
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@lewis0701__ @polypocketknife If a top less man did this exact thing, yes I would lmao. The purpose is to make people uncomfortable using your body, to get shock. I would find it weird af if a man did it. I’d find it MORE weird if a man did it actually.
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@SheaSerrano On its own it’s a little funny, but the “PUSsey” immediately afterwards turns it into world class comedy
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@lewis0701__ @polypocketknife Nigga trynna tell me what I would think. Get outside. You’re chronically online. Been at this too long buddy boy.
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@sirembiid What does that have to do with him being likable lmao
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@miskinmiyawaki @hjstylezz @tbslouaylor_ Sounds like the military lmfaoooooooo
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@keatingssixth Also why wouldn’t you just smoke…before you go? Lmao
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@felixrxysreal @AFilmKid It’s not. We’re just in a weird stage of internet culture where hating everything and massively overreacting is cool and awesome and edgy. Genuinely impossible to be apart of any community now because they’ve devolved into agendas and toxic drivel lmao.
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@JoestarJokic I’m taking 2006-2007 Kyle Korver over prime Steph Curry
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@VegetaIV I don’t think so. I think you’re one of the many people looking at mutants as strictly a racism analogy, I think that’s the wrong way to look at it. They’re more an amalgamation if -isms and -phobias, they’re the embodiments of man’s hatred for those he perceived as different.
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@Swishin_ @thecindynoir Not even in the comments bro
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@TheLexGabrielle The craziest thing is I can only say so much because there she is, still there married to the loser. Like she just chillin.
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@yorozuuuuu This is the second worst anime fandom I’ve ever witnessed in my life lmao
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@tinybutmighty_ @isadorenoir Who told you this? Lmao
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@phil_so_silly No you didn’t, you saw the best defense in the league hinder a player who was already inefficient (largely due to the worst shot diet you’ll ever see in your life). it’s so weird, all discourse is one of 2 extremes, either Kobe was the best scorer ever or he sucked apparently.
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@juri_feet_lover @TanukisInSpace Elon Musk’s Twitter. Racism is heavily rewarded.
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@Zenrotwo Except it’s not criticism unless the writing decision is actually bad, this isn’t an example of that, this is an example of a guy wanting the story to take a different direction.
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@RaxKingIsDead This is not therapy at all lmao, if anyone says go to therapy and they mean either of these apps they don’t love you. Get an actual behavioral therapist at an actual practice, hospital, clinic or anything. Nobody reputable will be on those platforms.
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@lakepostinging @jbromovies Nah like I would’ve banged my head on the ground until I croaked, no way in hell y’all don’t all leave here with a traumatic experience today
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@zo304z @MalikMcYeet It’s an aesthetic for them tbh, having a “gay bestfren” makes you look cool then the second the doors closed boom, they calling somebody the f bomb for not wanting to fuck them lmao
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@SuperiorNBA @Dom_2k Nigga you did not play the game. I averaged a 100 point triple double on 2k13 as a 6’10 SF sharpshooter lmao
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@JoseLAL23 @HoopMixOnly Paul Pierce, Jaylen Brown and Tatum can all shoot the 3 what are you on about lmao I hate the Celtics even more than the next guy but we don’t need to make stuff up to be haters 🙏🏾
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@foreverimbetter @JusCrazy It’s crazy how many people never left high school bully mentality, “it’s just a joke! It was funny to ME!” Like okay cool make mean jokes about your damn self and leave other people out of it,
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@kaernhaesuhl @Fico_Rakugaki 15…Jesus Christ man that explains so much about animanga discourse, it’s all high schoolers 😭 why are people giving their teenagers unrestricted internet access in 2024?’
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@CHINO_2800 @bigbucket33 @phil_so_silly How does this prove your point? He was the primary defender, doesn’t change the fact that they were sending help damn near every time he touched the ball lmao.
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@XCoolDude69X @FunktionError Everything I read about Yujiro is batshit insane, I lowkey don’t even want to read the manga or watch the anime (I’ve seen some of it) now because I don’t want to ruin the insane image of him I have in my head Lmaoooooooo
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@PaulTweetsRIP Yeah the turnaround is genuinely disgusting, they get like, a week and a half and then start playing the toughest comp in the world LMFAO
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@HakarisupremaC @thebxlance 4th and 5th grade proficient reading comprehension is defined as—readers being able to lift information from the text to support their inferences, are able to determine themes, summarize content, consider different perspectives, and compare and contrast various story elements
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@TheEagleWNN @PERIDOTPRINC3SS When they pissed her off in the grocery store she stared at a worker and he aged instantly to near death 😭😭
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@PusheenRage @Woodabris Sure, which is why all the gaming spaces were pining hard for it for GOTY and leading crusades to make it win the players choice award too. Whatever you say bud.
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@SwampCommunist But even if it didn’t, it’s a human rights violation and whether they are in my country or across or the sea I’m on the side of the people being oppressed
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@Aydreannah @MoeSlatty No stupid that’s anti black too, and they get called out for it every single time.
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@AfroJediii I think it’s actually a super simple breakdown too, non black POC have a proximity to whiteness that allows them to have a vision of it, and they build their structures around being white adjacent, black people are the antithesis to whiteness, so we don’t even dream it really.
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@jonxgenius Durantula isn’t nearly as cold but at least it’s creative lmao
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@lucrodontmiss @LegionHoops Wemby putting up better number than KAT on like 5 less minutes
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@BullsShowYo He doesn’t know ball AT ALL. Maxey was the 21st pick lmao.
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@GoodVibePolitik Listen I agree with the overall point but this is like a terrible example, that entire video is her talking about bad Christian nationalism is (it is) and how she doesn’t want that so she voted for Biden.
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@Sean_Davi I said to my wife the second that fell “this game is over, you let Rudy do that to you there’s no coming back” This a canon event for the nuggets lmao
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@CrocodileCam Yup, it would be mathematically impossible for girls to be having sex earlier than boys unless they weren’t having sex with people their age. It’s just pedophilia, but we already knew that.
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@MyNameIsLegato @JoestarJokic Gonna need y’all to stop box score watching lmao. 2 games can finish with the exact same scoreboard and be entirely different levels of entertaining man. Be fr.
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@LightningPog @Dom_2k Would feed families, generations even
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@bladexboltz @BrynnSolana @mfalmezack @f_ckinbored @po_wisdom @feelmyhelpcomin And beyond that Malcolm X would’ve 100000% agreed with this tweet anyways, no person has been more vocal about how important reading was to make them who they are than he was. Reading was like the hidden half of his personality. Malcolm X doesn’t exist without literacy.
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@KevOnStage There’s nothing Drake can do to come back from this and I mean that. Obviously his career gon be fine cause he got fans but the beef is over. He can drop 100 tracks and it wouldn’t matter.
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@the_corvidae I’m sorry man but I don’t think any of the people who post “my therapist told me….” Tweets actually have ever been to real therapy. It’s like betterhelp or something because no real therapist I have known ever has spoken like these tweets always do.
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@aleckwickersham @JoseLAL23 @HoopMixOnly 37% from 3 is above average especially for the years Pierce played, also you have to factor out his old man years where he shot 30% lol, in reality he’s a 38% shooter, which is above average. And Brown and Tatum are both 37% career 3 point shooters too. Y’all need to learn ball.
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@Fireking1099 @arvalis They’re already doing it lol, “this is perfectly fine because gamefreak isn’t giving me the product I want and nothing matters to me aside from consumerism” takes are all up and down the tl rn, sad shit
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@GVincentMuse @lucrodontmiss @LegionHoops And? Wemby is a literal rookie playing less minutes and putting up better numbers. More everything with only 2 less points on lower efficiency.
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@theereal_one Don’t think I’ve ever heard one of those “my man needs to make x amount of money to be with me” takes in real life and I’m pushing 30 lmao. Not once have I heard it.
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@EmbiidEnjoyer_ @sitenyk Give Embiid Lebron 4 years ago and they would’ve 3 peated at least lmao.
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@_TheSmartAlec1 This movie is going to be either the best thing the MCU has ever put out, so ground breakingly good that we won’t be able to go back to the status quo, or so nightmarishly bad it’ll take 4 films to recover from the bad taste it leaves in everyone’s mouth lol
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@WhackNicholson This post wouldn’t have had a 2 hour long shelf life on this app pre Musk unless nobody at all saw it. Insane how casual racism is on this app now.
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@YourOldDroog It’s literally like the most prestigious award any writer can earn and to have earned it from BARS is a flex that is completely unrivaled like are they fr?!
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@cashvsthewrldd It’s more like imagine if Wemby fans who never watched the NBA were telling actual NBA fans about how things are gonna go down now that he’s here, completely discrediting and disrespecting every other NBA player, and telling them to “be grateful” for his mere presence lmao
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@dklmarxist The salmon after getting his skin yanked off and then having his raw exposed flesh dipped into dirty sediment filled river water.
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@hannibalsexwife Some of us have jobs that we actually have to like do :(
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@DragonflyJonez You’re not gonna gaslight us into thinking putting ketchup on your eggs is okay so, no amount of word twisting will free you of your sins, sir.
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@MalikMcYeet Speedrunning homophobia fr
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@NobodyIsOurGuy @BasedPota18 And the crazy thing is that spider man is stronger and just as smart (he’s not a universe class detective but he is a genius inventor) and has other abilities too, there’s like no logical reason to pick Batman here 😭
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@justinbrosemer @FreshBrewdBeats @theauxvibes But Kendrick has the fan base, if he decides to make an album of songs that were compatible with shopping he would excel at it. Kendrick made exactly one (1) club banger and it broke every single record Drake previously held, if he made an album of just those idk.
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@extrastatmuse @statmuse This is the most non cultist response you can get, and as a Sixers fan I largely agree, the only point I would add is that Embiid is a better defender, but again until we get a good playoff run out of him (or just a healthy one) I have to agree overall
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@malikb_wav @sonic79894 They literally gain fucking nothing from it. if anything, they stand more to gain by keeping black men as misogynistic and oppressive as possible, considering we near singlehandedly oppress the entire rest of the black community lmao
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@RaineyOvalle To rap for a full minute and not drop ONE (1) bar is fucking insane. Like not one, in a full minute? Give this man an award that’s some impressive shit.
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@HakarisupremaC @thebxlance The average jjk reader is very likely below 4th grade reading comprehension. 😭
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@Incr3dibl3Sauce Listen man I get what you’re saying but these are still comic book villain tropes. Killmonger wants liberation for black people, MCU Thanos wants to improve living conditions in the universe. It’s just sympathetic/nuanced villains. But the lines between good and evil are clear.
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@brndxix Craziest thing is he didn’t even have smoke with Herc, Herc brought the smoke to HIM. Crazy work lmao
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@Mesosoic @Goji_Saurus I mean the other apes weren’t shit compared to Kong, even the King wasn’t all that (OP weapon and more experience + Shimo) my boy Suko is just built different lmfaoooooooo
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@4milli___ @jabrii33 @MichelleHux You’ve got marbles in your brains if the only thing you took from that track was announcing the child 😭
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@MagnusMedic This is why most fans opinions mean nothing to me, if we put them in charge of the writing it’d be a nightmare lmao
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@pukingguile @Weegiethfc @BasedBurnedMan Contrarians on Twitter when asked to name one thing to justify their contrarianism
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@cloudynyxx Well shit man he’s so right, i mean if I saved that $120/yr from 16-60 (44 years) I’d have a whole $5280 bucks! Super comfy retirement fund there! Wish I wouldn’t have paid for Spotify and ruined my chances at retiring. :(
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@DreamLeaf5 This isn’t even misleading it’s like just an objectively completely blatant lie. Like there’s no even the smallest hint of truth to it AT ALL. It’s insane that people can just do this with no repurchase o a.
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@kagbewoavi @Kindadigital_ I get the line of thinking but I feel like it was as simple as Sukuna was about to open his domain and regardless of anything his opens extremely fast and would’ve very likely killed them. That being said this is a perfectly reasonable take compared to some I’ve been seeing lol
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@Incr3dibl3Sauce Sure, but the lines aren’t blurred at all, the curses kill indiscriminately, Mahito admits as much, the lines are only blurred if you’ve never read a story with an actually hard to find moral divide lol. The disaster curses are sapient, they can make choices like you or me.
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@artan_ayan I think the real answer here is that there are no “definitive” films ever across any decade lol. You could argue Monty Python, Jaws, Alien, Taxi Driver, or Blazing Saddles for the 70s and have a strong case for any of them, could do this for every decade too.
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@jae___35 @notcapnamerica Weird how much y’all want violence with kids, just talk to the adults, or fight the adults if you’re really a tough guy like that. Kids are just kids, if someone’s kids are bothering you, talk to the adults.
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@PusheenRage @Woodabris Except I didn’t, I get it, reading is hard for you, I’ll break it down to what, a 5th grade level? That low enough for ya? Okay so here we go, on Twitter there’s this phenomena where any single piece of media that’s ever been popular ends up getting ragged on ceaselessly later.
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@nomobball @lewis0701__ @polypocketknife Did I say I would make a scene? You niggas can’t even read, go back to school lmfaoooooooo
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@VenturaWanderer @DanBoyWonder What about that is an unserious question? Miles has done plenty outside of what he spawns from? That’s the whole point lmao.
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@LakeShowing @SavageNtheBox @Chombe1080 @IndyFilmAntoine @ArtOfDialogue_ You’re proving his point, Drake make radio shopping music. Safe, palatable, meaningless music, it’s just that simple. Stop being in your feelings about it lmao
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@HeWhoCantSleep @nab1803 I don’t think it really matters lmao, if you have any sense at all you know the shit is impossible so whether they explain it or not it’s very clearly just real magic and you leave it at that 😭
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@EmbiidPlzWin As a top 5 defender no less lmao, they just hate embiid, it’s not even worth engaging these people anymore
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@Nessnixi @polypocketknife Did you read my comment or just reply to it without thinking? I never said nor implied they were. Quite the opposite actually lmao.
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@DANTECANTDIE Virtually everything is better in its native language. Idk why there’s ever a debate on this lmao.
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@BLACROSE_Ent @asklilwayn3 @dejiwontmiss @deesunbae Then you’re a horrible human being lmao, simple as that. If you can bond with a child under the belief you are their father for years and then feel nothing for them if you found out they aren’t yours then you never felt anything for them to begin with.
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@CJJJJJAY @JrueUTD He’s had 2 bad games this series alone lmao :/
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@Incr3dibl3Sauce Mahito takes active pleasure in doing evil shit, it’s fun to him, in what way are the lines blurred here? They’re so painfully obvious it’s not even funny. There’s a super clear moral divide there lol.
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@CHINO_2800 @bigbucket33 @phil_so_silly Yeah and Lebron said Ben Simmons would surpass him, don’t give a fuck about what no nigga say, the evidence is right there lmao
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