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>Hacks Pewdiepie
>Steals his channel and girlfriend
>Gets attacked by VanossGaming in real life
>Refuses to elaborate
>Dies
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>In development hell for 12 years
>Destroys all expectations
>Best DOOM game by far
>Eternal undoes all of it
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>Video about horror games
>Goes on several tangents about racism
Why are YouTubers like this?
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New Vegas: It's said war, war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk. And this road...has reached its end.
Fallout 3: AAAAHHH ALIENS! YOU'RE NOT MADE IN GOD'S IMAGE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!
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MW2: "I love the military industrial complex!"
BO1: "Nothing is real. You are a slave to the numbers. Trust no one, for even your own mind lies to you."
MW3: "I love the military industrial complex!"
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2022 Shepherd: "I'm riding out my contract. Please don't send me into combat."
2009 Shepherd: "I'm gonna pull up to the combat zone with a .44 and put the legendary Captain Price in a full mount and beat his brains in."
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>Being ethnically replaced
>"Slight inconvenience"
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>Be Fallout
>Criticize man's arrogance and inability to let go of the past
>Use a 1950s aesthetic because it's the most popular era for nostalgia and looks cool
>Zoomers 20 years later hijack it and say it's about how America sucks and communism is the future
>China is a crater
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>Be mom
>Treat your son like shit
>Give him zero positive male role models
>He ends up hating women
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>Commit war crimes against the Soviet Union
>Get charged for none of it
>Work for African warlords
>Keep doing war crimes
>Soviet journalists get you drunk
>Admit to everything on camera
>Keep doing war crimes
>Die of stomach cancer in 1983
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>True to his faith
>Does not reason with evil
>Fist fights Dracula himself
>Throws away his own life to protect humanity and Christianity
>Sees the Kingdom of Heaven in his final moments
Father Alexander Anderson is the most based depiction of a Christian in anime history
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Gen Z seriously needs to be documented as 2 semi-generations.
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People went after a literal child for wearing face paint at a football game.
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I don't hate Eternal, and I actually enjoyed the game. It was just a huge disappointment with its story, atmosphere, and overall design.
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You can't even handle your own drug dealers
All of the things that happened in our past add up towards this moment.
La reconquista
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>Capitalism is the only economic policy
>China is a giant crater
"Fallout is so le heckin left wing guys!"
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>Judaism at 5%
>Hinduism at 3%
>Islam at 1%
Lmao
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>Went to the front line with his men
>Interacted with even the lowest of the enlisted
>Survived a helicopter crash off a waterfall
>Beat down 2 of the deadliest men on the planet at the same time
Say what you will about him as a person, but Shepherd was one hell of a soldier
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Italy is Rome
Spain is Rome
France is Rome
Britain is Rome
Austria is Rome
Serbia is Rome
Bosnia is Rome
Switzerland is Rome
Algeria is Rome
Tunisia is Rome
Morocco is Rome
Egypt is Rome
Jordan is Rome
Syria is Rome
Israel is Rome
Turkey is Rome
Bulgaria is Rome
Greece is Rome
Ukraine is Russia.
Taiwan is China.
Kosovo is Serbia.
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Normie gimmick accounts regularly post things like “who up watching they TV” and get 250K likes. Imagine the average IQ of the people whose Twitter feed consists of that
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I'd pay top dollar to see these 4 dudes violently massacre the entire Hazbin Hotel universe
Like Asmodeus disliking non-consensual lust as it doesn’t fit into his view of lust.
Beelzebub is the same way, she stopped Blitzø from overindulging in drinks even through in our eyes she should be encouraging it
But it doesn’t fit her view of Gluttony.
#HelluvaBoss
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Flirting: Turkish street food
Harassment: Indian street food
The never ending coffee
Turkish street coffee uses a sand-filled pan: the pot, called cezve, has coffee and ground coffe inside. It 'magically' fills up almost immediately because the pan is very hot.
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>Be Warner Bros
>Replace the legendary Bruce Wayne with an edgy, loud mouthed punk
>It somehow ends up being one of the best superhero cartoons
Why was Terry McGinnis' success never replicated?
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The show: The fans:
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>Be child
>Go to church
>Don't get molested by the pastor because it's statistically irrelevant and the media blows it up to make it seem more common than it actually is
>Go to school the next day
>Get gang raped by 5 teachers
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Crazy that the Courier goes on philosophical journeys that challenge who he is as a person, while the Lone Wanderer just gets thrown into the most horrific shit you could possibly imagine.
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>Shows up for 5 minutes
>Says she's gay now
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
I hate Insomniac now
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@DooM_Wave_
2016 had a good small scale, too, with just Mars and Hell. Eternal has you crossing the entire universe with mediocre pacing.
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Because Greeks and Romans were white. There's this thing called a "tan" where if you stand out in the sun for a while, your skin slowly darkens. It's incredibly common in the Mediterranean. Fucking wild, I know.
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Eva Braun: "Promise me we'll die together?"
Hitler, with a Hawaiian shirt and a plane ticket:
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If you're a child and you do this, your ass belongs on the 1941 Eastern Front.
To Inquisitor, You deserved more. I'm so sorry for everything that happened to you. I'm so sorry everyone instantly made you a bad guy. Thank you for all the laughs and love you gave. Fly high! Rest in peice ❤️
#SuicidePrevention
#justiceforinquisitor
#inquisitorghost
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2020s Black Stereotype vs 90s Black Stereotype
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>Be no-name studio
>Make an alt history game about a hyper advanced Soviet Union
>Twitter claims it's pro Russian propaganda and tries to boycott it
>Game blows up way beyond the company's expectations
>Soviet Union turns out to be the bad guy
>"Sequel time."
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I've never defended the South, my big problem with "Union LARPers" is that they glorify violence while remaining willfully ignorant of how nuanced the Civil War truly was.
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You...you understand Spanish is a European language, right?
White women after they say “gracias” to a waiter at a Mexican restaurant 💀
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@tulpapilled
Let's see grandpa keep that physique with microplastic and estrogen filled food
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>Be Alan Moore
>Raging Leftist
>Create parody of radical right wing extremists
>Have him murder pedos and be the only character with consistent morals
>Make him a martyr
>Fans consider him the hero 40 years later
>Mfw
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>Be Hazbin Hotel
>Take place in Hell
>No Nazis or Hitler
>Full of gay people and Jews
Something you wanna tell us,
@VivziePop
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>Be the most hated director in Hollywood history
>Yes, even more than literal child rapists
>Make the most trash films imaginable
>Still hold the title for most faithful video game adaptation to date
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Man didn't even give credit 😔
The level to which this meme was hijacked is truly unbelievable.
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There are 3 groups of people completely immune to propaganda. Those are super high 150+ IQs, super Chads, and in this case, autists.
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Stop trying to make Republicans sound cool.
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I love how leftist memes are just gay sex, murder, or lying now.
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>Whitey bad
>Socialism good
>Mass immigration good
There, I just summarized his entire universe. You're welcome.
#BeyondTheSpiderVerse
writers say Spider-Punk’s universe will be further explored in the film
“It will be a wholly new feast for the eyes” 🎸🕷️
(via
@DEADLINE
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I am begging people to learn how and why Nazi Germany actually rose to power
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"AHHHHH CHINESE PEOPLE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!"
@Rowller1
@NobodyIsOurGuy
"I discovered an old world science facility that contained some of the smartest but most dangerous people around" "I GOT KIDNAPPED BY FUCKING ALIENS AND FOUGHT IN THE BATTLE AT ANCHORAGE!"
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Remove Christ's name from your account, freak.
Friendly reminder: get in your daily good dose of vitamin filled fruit.
🍎🍊🍌🍓🍒
Apple a day keeps the doctor away. Oranges have Vitamin C for Defenses. Banana, Strawberries and Cherries are also good.
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>Ape kills another ape with a bone
>Dudes fly around space for 2 hours trying to fix a dish
>Robot gets lobotomized
>Dude becomes a space baby
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Satanism acknowledges that God is real and Christ was divine, you silly goose!
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I FORGOT MANDARK'S PARENTS LITERALLY GROOMED HIM TO BE TRANS!!!!
>Wake up
>Mock my socialist hippie parents
>Beef with the ginger kid
>Hit on the ginger kid's sister
>Mech battle the ginger kid
>Hit on the ginger kid's mom
>"Mwahaha mwahahahaha!"
>Sleep
>Repeat
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After that stupid "conservative games" tweet I decided to make a list of a bunch of games that are left wing. Some of these games are more explicitly leftist than others, feel free to add more.
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Guys I'm not dunking on Modern Warfare. It's a big crazy coke fueled binge action movie trilogy in the best way. It's just a meme.
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My favorite Greek/Norse pagan tradition is conversion to Christianity
Hellenism is winning the battle for the soul of white people. Even Christians cannot help but post Greek imagery with affection.
Christianity cannot be saved because Christianity is spiritually Jewish. Convert to Hellenism before it is too late.
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This one is fire
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"How can I kill a man who does such great things?"
"Fuck you."
"The world would be a lonely place without such a worthy foe."
"Didn't ask."
"Ok maybe it was a bad idea to give you military training."
"L + no Europe + Wallachio."
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It's actually because all of these men are mentally ill, alone, or depressed. The fact that the whole "literally me" trend exploded with people trying to dissect it's true meaning is beyond baffling. I refuse to believe most internet dwellers are in any way sentient.
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One of my favorite trends are people that only play popular mature titles like Destiny and COD going “wow, Gaming’s kind of bad now”.
In 2023 - arguably the greatest year for video games ever
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"Darn, I've been speech checked. Guess I'll just walk away..."
"I'm gonna fuckin kill you, dawg."
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Robert E. Lee was an honest, trustworthy, honorable God-fearing gentleman. He was a model American, soldier, and Christian.
The way we treat this man in the 21st century is nothing short of vomit inducing.
Charlottesville’s Robert E. Lee statue has met its end, in a 2,250-degree furnace.
The divisive Confederate monument, the focus of the deadly “Unite the Right” rally in 2017, was secretly melted down and will become a new piece of public art.
More on the process:
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>Maintains his gimmick
>Is funny even when not in character
>Doesn't spam greentexts
>Christian
Easily the best impersonation account
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"Please ignore the fact that I made the right wing homophobic schizo the good guy in the story bro it's totally nuanced bro you're just a racist extremist because you sided with the 1 dude who did the right thing bro!"
"ZOMG, if superheroes were real, the world would be a hellish dystopia!
"Please ignore that I made the superheroes all crazy, corrupt, or just plain evil in order for this scenario to work."
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>Enemies are intelligent and dangerous (No strawmanning)
>Discovering a mother's love
>Stopping your brother's cannibal degeneracy
>Ending child abuse
>Defeating evil spirits (Clearly a Christian protagonist)
F.E.A.R. is peak Conservative Core
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This image is more interesting than anything about India's history.
In a unified world democracy, Indians would absolutely mog every single race and ethnicity by their sheer numbers.
Tbh we can also Field the largest army the world has ever seen in Battle.
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>Criticize Muslims
>Silence
>Criticize the Thug Shaker
>International incident
I would recommend watching the video before commenting on what you think I believe.
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>Medieval era
>Balkans are Islamic territory
So the Byzantines were Muslim???
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God ain't scared of you, Jaiden. You nearly got struck down by having an allergic reaction to your bird, stfu.
So, is nobody going to talk about how JaidenAnimations slandered Christianity?
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>CEO rambles about how summoning demons is helping humans
>Look down at murdered human
>Smash intercom
id gave Doomguy actual character in 2016. He listened, paid attention, and reacted to the world around him. He was a real character.
>In development hell for 12 years
>Destroys all expectations
>Best DOOM game by far
>Eternal undoes all of it
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The concept of escapism is dead. You can't just have a giant ape going crazy in NYC, it HAS to be an allegory for slavery or black men raping white women or whatever.
I hate all of you.
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"Hell is some bullshit, bro. Hazbin Hotel lied to me!"
@NobodyIsOurGuy
I hate how humanity has affectively tried to sissyfi Satan and his minions it's just led to the demonization of Angels and an oversaturated market of misunderstood Demons. I want my Demons to try and twist humanity into becoming something foul to spit in God's face as we are-
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Westaboos are awesome, and I respect people outside of my country to love my culture enough to imitate it...as long as they shower...
I'm Texan, and Everyone from around the world are welcomed to wear cowboy clothes. It's fun.
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You know what's gonna be even funnier? When you reach the Pearly Gates and God pulls this image up 🤣🤣🤣
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Not even Israel is safe from community notes
Today we honour the beloved falafel, a cherished culinary treasure and the national dish of
@Israel
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#NationalFalafelday
… Don’t forget the Tahini!
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The reason American Psycho works so well is that it's a bunch of grown men acting like stereotypically petty and passive-aggressive women. Only a woman could write men that way.
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"Does my love of Jesus Christ scare you?"
New Stream Highlights! Join us as we laugh and descend into the madness of that dumbass list of "Conservativecore" games that made the rounds a while back.
The absolute state of conservative media literacy never ceases to amaze.
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MATN will forever be one of the goats for how hard he made HBomberGuy fucking SEETHE with that video
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Being 💯, the Nazis would've been fucking black women in Africa if they won.
Check out this German Empire poster about the establishment of German Samoa in 1899.
"Hurray! Samoa is ours!"
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