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call me anti social but donโ€™t call me..follow n turn on notifications.

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@theereal_one
Austine
1 year
This still gets me every time๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@Derekalexander_
Big Choctaw
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hated by many whooped by none
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@theereal_one
Austine
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theyโ€™re getting run under the sink for 10 seconds sorry i have shit to do
@Piicools
Pico ๐ŸŽˆ
1 month
this is why you should do a 15min baking soda soak to clean ur produce ๐Ÿคฎ
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@theereal_one
Austine
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If a child in daycare needs a pamper, itโ€™s ok to use one of my kid pampers a dry kid is more important then keeping count of pampers
@Strictlyirene
irene๐ŸŒป
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I wish i knew this sooner ๐ŸŒš
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@theereal_one
Austine
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I still refuse to believe real people vape like I canโ€™t imagine feeling a constant urge to puff flavored smoke every 2 minutes
@thyonlybossman
bossman
5 months
Accidentally hit the vape mid job interview
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@kawaiisennpai
๐—•๐˜‚๐—น๐—บ๐—ฎ'๐˜€ ๐—Ÿ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ โฅ
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Netflix is about to be $100/month with ads.
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@theereal_one
Austine
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Me after someone buys the house i had saved on Zillow, that im planning to buy in 10 years ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@davsdgaf
davs
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GUYS SOMEONE BOUGHT MY HOUSE๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
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@theereal_one
Austine
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Watched this before it got deleted off air but this use to have me weak ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@Mayberrykush
INeedAnIntegraTypeSByTomorrowโ˜„๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ป
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SpongeBob really will have you on the floor in tears dawg omg bra ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@theereal_one
Austine
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You know a nigga is unemployed when their phone is dead at 9am
@ReddCinema
Redd
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I love being American
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@theereal_one
Austine
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I actually ended my 5 year relationship cause she kept asking when she was gonna get a ring & it made me realize she was never gonna get one from me
@Strictlyirene
irene๐ŸŒป
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how u in a situationship for 5+ years thatโ€™s a marriage
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@theereal_one
Austine
6 days
Girl you should take a pregnancy test Now
@niy2pretty
ฮทฮนาฏฮฑ โ™›
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if no oneโ€™s tried the mayo and green grapes combo for breakfast pls try it itโ€™s so good ๐Ÿ˜‹
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@theereal_one
Austine
7 days
The way he grabbed them boxers Lmfao ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@Strictlyirene
irene๐ŸŒป
7 days
โ€œIt's a lot going on" is accurate๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@theereal_one
Austine
7 days
A razor on an infant's skull is the most irresponsible thing Iโ€™ve seen all year
@KnightClawk
๐—žlark
5 months
Lil Man got a fresh cut a razor line up and a gold chain!! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@theereal_one
Austine
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The meanest people Iโ€™ve come across are religious people
@Flicky0ps
Miu โœฆ
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What opinion about religion would get you in this position?
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@theereal_one
Austine
10 days
When yโ€™all burn each other ainโ€™t no leaving ๐Ÿฅฐ
@YoungboySource
Youngboy Sources
3 months
NBA YOUNGBOY & JANIA 8 YEARS LATER
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@theereal_one
Austine
10 days
I hate their videos so much cause all I think is them kids right around the corner hearing that shit
@rojamaibo
McPhils
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95 Claps is crazy ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@theereal_one
Austine
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Apparently, lemons ainโ€™t naturally occurring. They're hybrid by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron. So basically LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS, we created them ourselves.
@akreana_
Keabetswe๐ŸŒฌ
6 months
As a matter of fact.
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@_dxllz7
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At least life has music.
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@goobygirl2
hamsta
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all roads lead to killing myself
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@theereal_one
Austine
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I hate when customers says โ€œwhy they got yโ€™all working on holidays?โ€ Like bro cause you in here tf
@niy2pretty
ฮทฮนาฏฮฑ โ™›
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โ€œI canโ€™t believe you guys are open todayโ€
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@theereal_one
Austine
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Bruh did all this and still cheated ๐Ÿ˜‚ maybe we the problem ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@aluu_rsa
ALUTHEDON
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When sheโ€™s a good woman AND her ass fat
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