Austine
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adulthood is really discovering half yo family is mentally ill
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Nah the price of mirrors was one of my most shocking adult discoveries
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y’all ever laughed during a test bc you ain’t know what was going on 😭
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y’all ever wake up from a dream & be impressed??! like damn, the narrative structure and plot line was amazing 😭😭
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is it just me or was this year like … really fucking overwhelming? like everything’s that’s happened to you this year has shaped you into a completely different person that you were at the beginning of this year
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Relationships are for people who have their life together. You have no business dating if you’re fighting demons... & losing
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me restarting the song bc i blinked on my fav part
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Once you hit a certain age, its your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder yo growth as a person.
Whats your opinion about Adulthood that will have you like this?
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why do jobs that pay the least try and work u the hardest? “let’s pick up the pace” bitxh, let’s pick up the pay tf.
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someone’s mad at you rn bc you picked peace over drama & distance over disrespect...
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Price: $74.99
Black People: Damn $100 dollars!?
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if i block your number or block you on social media, it doesn’t mean i’m being petty, childish, or that you “won”. it means you’re so toxic to my life and i don’t want you to be able to contact me at all. i want to heal from everything you put me through & and move on in peace
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Nothing tops this 😂😂
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females really can't take a joke.
you could be like "damn yo head big af lmaooooo"
she'll be like "wasn't both of yo parents on drugs and tried to sell you for some Adidas? aww okay"
ok bitch now i'm cryin
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u fucked her ? she send u a lot of nudes to satisfy u ? she fucked u on the first day y'all met ? keep it to ur damn self. don't go around talkin shit & acting like a 15 year old who sucked boobs for the first time. and i quote: REAL MEN DON'T TALK TOO MUCH.
keep your mouth shut
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Date someone you’re physically attracted to cause they will annoy you at some point, & when they annoy you, at least you will be looking at someone who is fine. Someone who is not fine to you will just make you even ANGRIER
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I will eat a potato literally in any way it is served to me
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Being an adult can also be about catching up on things you missed out as a child. Buy that plushie, eat that ice cream everyday, watch that cartoon, hell start jokingly believing in Santa again, who’s gonna stop you??
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i rlly hate random sad days. having an anxious mind & a heavy heart is the worst...
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When you change lanes in traffic and now ya old lane start to move faster
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From growing up like this to barely talking to each other as adults... 😮💨
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I hate when customers says “why they got y’all working on holidays?” bro cause you in here tf
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Love alone isnt enough for a relationship to work
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Your partner needs a life outside you and vice versa.
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tax returns: $7,352
me at red lobster: bring me Eugene Krabs
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if a job hire u on the spot & say welcome to the family, just know you bout to encounter multiple human rights violations
When you get hired on an interview 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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a relationship where you can solve problems & address concerns >>>>>
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i rlly just have 2-4 real friends, the rest are just people i socialize with.
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And your Bestfriend deadass be the person you hang out with the least 😭😭😭 like wtf
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date someone that staaaays obsessed with you, not just in the beginning
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Me trying to express how I feel: idk I just feel like…idk…idk…idk man. Nvm I’m good.
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You be struggling walking in the cold & then suddenly you walk past a white man in shorts.
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i hate when babies start acting brand new like mf it’s me, i just saw you last week n we were best friends don’t do this to me
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My only idea of budgeting is just finding a better paying job 😭😭
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if ur significant other is liking pics of exes, ppl they’ve dealt with or inappropriate pictures, i truly think it’s disrespectful. stop calling ppl insecure. lusting online should never be okay. it’s not “just social media” ppl throw around the word insecure too much
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I be hella fake at work using words I never use in my real life like “awesome”
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“ It’s their job to clean up”
What immediately tells you that a person wasn't raised right ?
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I’ve finally reached 90 days at my new job… yall know what that means
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Non confrontational people actually move so foul
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He doesn’t like you.
I don’t understand situationships
I like you, you like me so why are you not my boyfriend?
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9-5’s literally give u no time to collect yourself before u have to go to bed & go back into work the next day
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My mom really needed that chicken thawed.
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Not to sound depressing but i kinda miss being excited about life
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Imagine getting off a 10hr shift and going home to kids…. I'd walk right past them 😭😭
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If u ride in the car wit me at night, you’re loyal cuz I really can’t see in the dark. I just be winging it honestly.
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i want someone who can tell me random facts about myself that I didn’t tell them, but they just picked up on cause they care and actually focus on me. like little facts that I probably wouldn’t even notice until they say it. i swear i’d fall in love
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Being a baby gotta be traumatizing sometimes…. Imagine going to sleep at yo house & you wake up at Target
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being cool wit someone who did your friend dirty or wrong cause they “did nothing to you personally”, is the fakest thing ever to me. if you come for my friends you coming for me too. like it’s no serious beef but it also ain’t buddy buddy either, we just ain’t cool
What is your unpopular opinion about friends that will have you like this.
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overly religious.
What is a subtle sign someone isn’t a good person?
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Fuck a 2 weeks notice. Yall shoulda noticed 2 weeks ago that i was bout to quit
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A stable income . So you don’t bring them into poverty.
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You're in her likes but her dog doesn't
bark at me when I come inside. Bro, we are not the same.
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Bro was pulled over by fun police 😂
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DO NOT go anywhere if someone wakes you from your sleep and they invite you to go somewhere.
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Not a SINGLE cookie in this fuckin house smh
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Drinking water in between shots & mixed drinks is really the cheat code to not being sick or throwing up
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Returning online orders is too much of a hassle to me. I just take my L and go about my day in misery 😭😭😭
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I really don’t like too private of a relationship. I find it strange to not love your partner out loud. No posts, no flirting in the comments, you don’t like or repost their stuff. Lil stuff like that. I just don’t like that
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Being a girls first Human being isn’t for the weak
When you treating her good but she ain't used to it so she's confused
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sometimes I be unliking tweets just after I think bout that tweet for a second😂😂 like actually NO, this isn’t a good take 😭😭
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Not getting straight answers for simple questions
What are u starting to dislike more as u get older?
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Yes. I wash my clothes
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if it’s in the ground your family definitely had coins
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My left arm
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have u ever had someone so pure in your life that just being around them automatically makes u feel a million times better?? it’s like all the stress and problems bothering u fade away for a bit and everything is temporarily good
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We literally did everything they told us to do & then they changed the rules..
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“Why that baby ain’t in school” when I see kids during the day
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Staying in the house on weekends.
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i h8 being suspicious about things but damn that gut feeling really is always right
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do you ever see the first sentence of a text message and think “WOW i don't have time for this BULLSHIT right now"
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i’ll be four drinks in in a new city like “Aww I’m moving here”
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Makin Marijauna legal to sell & distribute after incarcerating millions of black men for possession
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Before the G wagon there was a hummer H2
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If our parents are beefing that’s none of our business
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Normalize a job being just a job, not a passion or lifestyle or dream career.. I like my job, I enjoy my team, I have a good boss. But at the end of the day I'm there just to make money.
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The whole phone dear
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HOW HE TREATS YOU IS HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU. DONT TRY TO DECODE IT OR MAKE EXCUSES ITS SIMPLE. IF HE ACTS LIKE HE DON’T CARE, 9 TIMES OUTTA 10 HE DON’T CARE.
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if you in a relationship just make sure u doing yo part don’t worry about yo partner . whatever is done in the dark gone come to the light and if u deserve the best God gone send u the best. don’t block ur blessings by trynna get revenge & shit it’s not worth it
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Me seeing people chill with the same people they talked shit about
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People: *dancing, enjoying & drinking at the party*
Me in the back with the dog:
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as a young person you gotta learn to put your money & your education BEFORE your emotions, chasing love will leave you unfocused & broke. just focus on you and your goals, God will send you someone who understands you & will treat you like the queen you are.
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Foh I be going on whole missions
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u should quit ya job n follow an unclear path for a couple of months at least once in ur life
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when u made plans in a better mood & now it’s time to do the plans
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I’ve finally reached 90 days at my new job. . . Y’all know what dat means
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When a mf ON YO ASS ABOUT BEING ON YO SHIT! keep that mf around!
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I always shoot my shot by posting a story so you can shoot your shot... dummy 🙄
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me after i encourage my friends to shoot their shot but they get left on read
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