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Teachers have to buy their own pencils
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A single baggage carrier worker provides more value to society that your entire sport
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@abc7newsbayarea
And yet the 10 richest men in the US have been allowed to hoard enough wealth for everyone to have both. What a horrible country
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Thread of Texas cities as dril tweets
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@dliebelson
Simply because our Texas only grid is still fucked up because our Republican legislature did right wing culture war stuff all session instead of addressing it
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There are no “clashes between” here. Police solely and exclusively did the violence. I saw almost all of it
More protesters have been taken into custody and clashes between police and the crowd continue.
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Sorry but it does not get any clearer than this how not-threatening the vibe with just the protesters themselves is
Sunbathing UT student on South lawn next to Palestinian protest rally
he told me he’s not trying to make a statement. He supports the protest, but the lawn is his happy place and this is where he wants to be.
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@Goodable
Nice of the cops to watch from a safe distance while the pizza guy did what they’re supposedly paid 40-50% of every city budget to do
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@ManuclearBomb
There are a lot of these that compete for title of best in my brain but I was laughing about this one for a long time the other day
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@bubbaprog
Republicans are so good at making Democrats seem a millon times cooler than they are
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@CarolineGlick
@NewYorker
The greatest threat to the World is and has for decades been the United States
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Houston
the road is a battle field, all the other cars are your enemies, and not using turn signals gives you an Advantage against then
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@DeptofDefense
Always nice to see the multi-decade propaganda campaign we all knew was happening admitted to
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50-year-old Ichiro’s pitching line tonight against a High School girls all-star team
9.0 IP, 5 H, 0 ER, 2 BB, 9 K, 116 P
He topped out at 86 mph on the mound and recorded two hits at the plate
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Austin
working at one of those "Cool offices" that has pinball machines and ping pong tables and dildo launchers and pepole shitting on the floor
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“Woke Texas A&M”
"Woke Texas A&M Plans To Implement Biden’s Controversial Title IX Rewrite."
If they do, if they act contrary to state policy, they are jeopardizing state funding, including money from the PUF fund.
Bowing to the leftist agenda will reap consequences.
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Dude OMG it’s literally this
EXCLUSIVE: Austin Mayor Steve Adler told the public to "stay home if you can...this is not the time to relax" in a Nov. 9 Facebook video. He did not disclose that he was at a timeshare in Cabo San Lucas after flying on a private jet with eight family members and guests.
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@AFP
This is funny to me as one of a big number of Americans who was tear gassed, shot at and bull rushed by cops just for protesting last year
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@eleanor_mueller
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Rent in Austin increased 97% in the last decade. The biggest jump in the country. The Federal and State minimum wage in Texas has remained the same during that time, and state law forbids cities from setting their own
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@Austin_Police
A few dozen thank you cards apparently written by 4-5 people won’t cover up the fact that your department murdered Michael Ramos and almost killed several peaceful protestors last weekend as well
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@SteveSayersOne
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@joannaccherry
Just for this I’m going to support independence for Scotland even harder
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Waco
my big sons have made a mess of the garage again after being riled up by the good word of the Lord
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@GlobalBC
@Aaron_GlobalBC
Literally volunteering free labor to preserve a system of poverty wages for younger workers Boomers really do want to leave us with the worst of all possible worlds
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@VeneziaFC_EN
@TrigaFTW
Sorry my 12-year-old is too busy learning how to make business deals and devoting himself to the grind
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Dallas
all young men Must be fitted for a good Italian suit, ideally by age 4. i will not fucking apologize or back down from this
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College Station
a man asks God, how am i supposed to live, without George H.W. Bush
God simply said "That is why I made 2 george bushs"
The man just smiled.
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FYI for everyone The Stallions are a universally agreed upon Free Speech area going back to the response to a police crackdown on Vietnam War protests at Texas State 55 years ago
Anything that happens to these protestors would be a blatant violation of their free speech rights
We’re at Texas State University where the Palestine Solidarity Committee is holding a sit-in until 7pm. About 100 students here now with a few observers from the administration, no law enforcement visible.
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@emzanotti
You must live in a very different world if you know a lot of Millennials who own property cause I sure don’t
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@GovKathyHochul
@ABetterNY
Why do people need to commute to a building to be on the computer
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The Woodlands
huge banquet, everyones having a nice time, everything looks extremely normal, except the big banner hanging from the rafters—"Racist Mensa"
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@barbsolish
@dkazin
If I were rich enough to do something this bizzarely selfish I would be far too embarrassed to post about it
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@NYPostOpinion
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@amandacarpenter
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Fort Worth
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Liberals realizing Medicare For All is good
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@markmobility
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San Antonio
seeing people performing perfect slam dunks on the basketball court is worthless to me. It;s nothing
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You are never in more danger than when you’re in the presence of armed cops. This guy was on the verge of emptying 30 rounds in the direction of a bouncing baseball
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Amarillo
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The exact cost of full student loan debt forgiveness
And we’re not going to forget it
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Texas DPS when students are peacefully protesting 😤
Texas DPS when a gunman is massacring 8-year-old children with an AR-15 in the adjacent classroom 🫥
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Midland
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Top post on r/Austin at the moment
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@nytimes
Maybe we should stop giving giant tax cuts to the rich and spending trillions on a global military
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yo hollywood! check THIS out! *flops over face forward, lies still, becomes dust over the course of 100 years and is separated by the wind*
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Their families have all the money privilege and power in the world and yet frats always manage to have zero drip
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Denton
floating in my above ground pool nude from the waist down wearing a shirt that says some shit like "i find your lack of wifi disturbing"
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Katy
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The Pandemic’s over and we no longer have the largest wealth disparity in decades?
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Making a million dollars a year to organize a single game played by unsalaried 18-25 year old players is the most Baby Boomer shit of all time
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Frisco
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“Don’t trust a hardcore kid who never listened to punk rock” remains one of the truest things ever said
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@GeoffRBennett
Literally only rich people and blue check journos get any sort of happiness from this the rest of us are trying to survive in a hostile economic system on a dying planet
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due to timezone discrepancies i request a motion that all pictures of food in group dm be referred to as "Lunch pics", even if theyre dinner
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@NBCNews
He’s a great guy obviously but it’s a hellish indictment of this country, home to an obscene sea of wealth, that his students need him to do this
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@Independent
100% of the most "entitled" lazy people I work with are over 50 cause they got a career job plus benefits with a HS education
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@shanewallick
@ryangrim
you can actually go fight in the war over there if you believe so much in escalating it on a global scale Shane
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@MikeMason830
@AOC
She won an election fairly I know that democracy really bothers Republicans though
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@VeneziaFC_EN
@TrigaFTW
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@CorrigaJ
Great representation of what overfunding cops to a ridiculous extreme has done to our society
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lol they seriously did it
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@NYPDnews
Weird how cop PR spends all of its time either lying or trying to explain away really bad stuff
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