Dante Jaramillo
@AbsentSpectre
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Just a rando. Always correct me on your pronouns. Sworn arch nemesis of woo, pseudo-science, and anti-social fallacy. Goddamn pinko subversive progressive
Oregon, USA
Joined July 2011
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People have stated following me. This is unsettling. You people need help. But! While I would hope they would browse my page before following to be safe, it's not a reliable hope. So, here's the boilerplate, kids:
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@drmistercody
There's no way something that obtrusive can be legal. Bright would be bad enough, but the random flickering? He better hope no one in the area has epilepsy.
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@ivy_wylder
@PopCrave
It's good she got the scan. Because it's important that the poor know what's on the menu when it comes time to
#eattherich
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@dechain88
@drmistercody
A child child (I almost said "man child", but you're not quite there yet). One of my best friends is a PhD candidate who's entire day is comprised of making/firing off bigger and better lasers. Because a professional in very specific circumstances is allowed to use them, does…
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@godless_mom
"ALL OTHER MEMBERS IF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY ARE WELCOME!"
Ok. Um. What do they think the "T" stands for? Triceratops? Tree? Trappist?
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@LPNH
You advocated chattel slavery to a Black woman in response to saying that something life essential should be free. Please explain to me how telling a Black person that "picking cotton should be free" isn't racist.
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@krassenstein
@jules_su
Here's the point you seem to be missing: there is no debate about justified or not, or excessive or not. Because what happened is not the cops job. It doesn't matter what the child did, the cops are not there to punish! Cops are ostensibly supposed to just apprehend and deliver…
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@RightWingCope
"So, honey. How did we want to announce our incoming blessing?"
"Well, I thought, instead of being grateful and happy, I'd make my pregnancy all about how I detest Trans people. Ya know? Let's celebrate with hate!"
"....oh. OK, sure. We could do that."
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@notcapnamerica
People born into oppression do not owe their oppressors civility. Calls for civility and tone policing are forms of oppression meant to silence the oppressed. Being nice should never be a prerequisite to being heard.
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@vinn_ayy
"...I stood alone because I'm a Jew"? Has she not been watching the news at all? I've heard the words "unconditional support of Israel!!" so many times, it's starting to succumb to semantic oversaturation. Like when you say a word over and over until it's just noncontextual sound
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@ivy_wylder
@RightWingCope
Hatred and fear are taught. And they need to be taught by people the child trusts and wants to please. That would be PARENTS.
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@ivy_wylder
@zuri_too
Audible gasp! They could have got Idris Elba and Thandiwe Newton!! I'm gonna need about 20min alone with that thought--s'cuse me!!
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@ninaturner
A libertarian is just a right-wing conservative who's trying to fly under the radar.
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@notcapnamerica
I did that last night. I thought I did a good job. Then I watched that video.... I am shame.
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@slutriarch
SO many future "So, why don't you talk to your folks anymore...?" conversations are born in moments like these.
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@PhoenixRedRum
@CQueenbeejdl
Lemme guess, you also think urine is a sterile solution as well?
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@fvckwhyyy
Troll account says what? "Canthal tilt", eh? That's a lot of words up there to just admit to being a white supremacist. Because the only people who have enough interest in that kind of specific terminology to use it conversation are doctors, anthropologists, and neo-nazis/white…
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@ask_aubry
So, this is heaven for him? OK. Am I to assume this guy's heaven doubles as hell for women?
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@waltermasterson
I swear to gob, if the DNC isn't careful, I'm not going to be able to vote for Hunder Byden for my next erection. I'm sorry I voted for Hunder in the last one, now.
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@ask_aubry
I would not taking culinary advice from someone who's never been allowed in a kitchen. Nor car advice from someone who's never popped a hood. Why is this guy holding court on something he's only ever seen in a faded magazine he found under a bush on the wall home in 7th grade???
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@LouisV1099
@LPNH
I was trying to correct an accidental misquote. Because everybody knows what "crop" is being implied when hurled in the face of a Black person.
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@notcapnamerica
"I don't like to get into political topics" = "No matter which way the country goes, it will be a long time before I'm personally impacted. So, I can afford to not be involved yet. I'm going to be fine."
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@sirDukeDevin
Given the comments he's expressed about his own daughter, I'm not comfortable with even the abstract concept of him being that close to a little girl.
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@isabellarileyus
@AnnaPerezDC
THAT hair?? You mean that hair with the splotchy toner over too-high volume bleach job that's left it fried and frizzy? If I were still behind the chair, that would be at least a $300 recovery job. Deposit all to one color, deep condition and chem restriction for AT LEAST 6mo.
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@Thom_Hartmann
So, your argument seems to be, that putting him in jail and holding him accountable would be in perfect alignment with his nefarious/Bond villain schemes? Which only leaves the implication that the only way to spoke his wheel would be to....let him go free? NOT to punish him for…
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@ask_aubry
Why not: "Teaching my son to cook so that he can feed himself and in the event he meets someone special, he can bring something substantive to the relationship as a partner instead of floundering man-baby"?
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@HJBenjamin
We're pouring out Green Russians for our fallen. She's gone to the great Mandingo 2 in the sky. It won't be the same without our beloved Malory Archer.
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@drmistercody
I know whenever *I'm* with a woman and start to lose my confidence and need a guiding light, I always think to myself, "WWJPD...?" Then I remember! So, I tell the woman I'm with all the ways she's emasculating me and cry while gritting my teeth. Thanks, Jordan! *thumbs up, hold…
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@IwriteOK
I can't in good conscience force of poor people who haven't a had a significant pay raise in over a decade pay hundreds of millions of £'s just to watch me put on an ugly hat. And then tell them it's because god said I deserve more than them. Otherwise! I'd be down to wear it.
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@_celia_bedelia_
"I'M SO PUNK! I'm so damn punk...that I rigidly uphold and enforce the outdated status quo that was set by people who barely see me as a sentient human being. Also, punk rock is gross." I wish she would take her opinions to a punk show.
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@reallifesenator
I found him on FB. Those are the people with his last name I could find, so those are the ones I sent it to.
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@ivy_wylder
@upthetwerx
Came here to say just that. He knows she's got all that in her bag, ready for him. So, he can amble through life like a giant toddler, secure in the knowledge will wipe his nose and his baggie of Cheerios is waiting for him when he's all buckled in.
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@outkast_ed
@thechosenberg
I challenge you to print your tweet out on a shirt. Wear that shirt on a date. See how many women see that you tacitly advocate outlawing sexual autonomy for women would like to continue the association.
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@vinn_ayy
"He gives me tough love when I need it but will be the first to comfort me when I'm sad." That's funny way to spell "we have a cycle of abuse/lovebombing that he tells me is healthy and wouldn't be necessary if I would just listen".
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@vornietom
If Hollywood can be collapsed by a strike, then it should be collapsed by a strike.
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@hd433
@notcapnamerica
It is a superhuman feat of charity that Black and Native Americans are only demanding reparations and equity. When, by all rights, they could be taking revenge and who could blame them?
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@DailyMail
"All right! Give it to me--I want the dirt on Hunter!"
"Well, he likes FaceTime showers, spray tans, group sex and steak houses."
"Brilliant! I'm in! Let's have ALL the details!!"
"...I just gave you all the details."
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@notcapnamerica
I can't imagine a lot of people are going to be excited to work with Amell after this.
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@notcapnamerica
Jeezus Cripes! With a father like that, it sounds more like the kid won't come back at all.
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@DailyMail
This is the diet RCCola of sex scandals. If she gets a book deal, it's gonna have to be a pamphlet.
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@ChantelleBakerr
I hope your baby grows up to be Trans. And not only Trans, I hope they live their best life as their authentic self. Surrounded by people who love and celebrate who and what they are. And I hope the only way you know about any of that, is through other people's social media…
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@ask_aubry
And it usually stems from the guys "boundaries" not being respected. Just like Jonah Hill wanted his boundaries[rules] to be respected[obeyed].
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@antifaoperative
Okay! That's it! New rule:
All prospective police officers MUST,at time of application, turn over all electronic devices for forensic inspection. They need to stop hiring and training fuckstains with terabytes of child p**n stashed away. Jeezus fucking wept! How hard is it to NOT…
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@ask_aubry
"Woman! I have done a chore! Surrender one sex, now!" Guys who live alone, do you just live in squalor because there's no one to do your cleaning for you or anyone to fuck in exchange for doing some of your own cleaning?
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@ivy_wylder
@SaeedDiCaprio
Even being generous and pretending that they didn't date until she was 18, he had to be getting her in the frame of mind to think of him like that. He has to be grooming her for it.
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@LakotaMan1
Under no circumstances should it come back. But, more importantly, where can I get a "Caucasians" shirt?
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@TaraTough20
@ERnurse86
Tara, nobody loves you. This is why you're like this. You've never looked in someone's eyes and seen love. It wasn't your fault. At first. But the way you reacted and steered into it was your fault. If you can't be better, at least be quiet.
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@stevewmobb
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Absolutely not. If you steal anything from me, I require it to be shameFUL; brimming with shame!!!
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@notcapnamerica
Look at those smiles! Fuck me, I wasn't looking to cry! They way they light up for each other. My heart ❤️
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@meghaverma_art
This was written by a person who has spent ZERO time in the presence of gay men. Because "neutered" and "...broken" are two words that absolutely do not describe gay men.
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@JenNan31257027
@waltermasterson
I think it's because they both subconsciously acknowledge that, while he is the father of the kids, he has in no way ever been a Dad. Only focus is his political ambitions. Super hands-off patenting style. Whenever he's alone with them, they refer to it as babysitting his kids.
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@abughazalehkat
They don't actually think that. They know you aren't transphobic, so they're calling you Trans in order to get a rise out of you so that the can be all "Gotcha! You hate Trans people, too! Hypocrite!!" Or they're "misgendering" in order to get a rise. They're 13yrs old mentally.
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@strawbrryblurbo
@commiedarko
I'm a feminist and I'm down to know slobbin'. How does that effect my feminism? Up? Down? Neutral? Lateral shift?
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@nytopinion
@DavidAFrench
Except that, when Jordan Neely was murdered, he had yet to hurt anyone on that train or even commit a crime, and Penny had no idea who he was or his history. So, what this article is basically implying, is that lynching just hasn't been given a fair shake.
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@CensoredMen
I'm curious. Since you brought it up, you must have some idea as to what form those "consequences" might take. Pray tell, then. And don't hold back. Let us speak with our full chests and not make cowards of ourselves. What EXACTLY should be done to one who "mocks the bible"?
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@_celia_bedelia_
Everything Hill says, is a typical precursor to violence. VERY often conversations like these are followed by "I TOLD you! I Didn't I tell you!?! This is what happens when you don't listen...!" Jonah Hill's words are what fill ERs and graveyards. Also, he was 36, she was 23. Ew.
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@RonFilipkowski
Why is she doing this while driving!?! I watched it three time, she barely ever looks at the road. She cares so much about her constituents, that she's unconcerned about plowing them over with her Karenmobile.
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@pearlythingz
Especially you. You're going to be the first woman I do not believe. We'll see how that goes before I move on to not believing other women.
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@Caribbean_beau
@negraesoterica
What about gay men? Is that why there are absolutely no successful gay man anywhere in the history of society? Or! Could there be a gaping hole in your argument in the shape of internalized misogyny...?
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So, I was wrong.
@Oprah
hasn't given $10mil to anyone. She's COMMITTED that much to Maui. Which means she's promised $10mil to the people who lost their homes and loved ones and where she owns almost 1k acres, but everyone else has to actually come up with that cash. Not her. 🖕
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@Steve1537J
@_celia_bedelia_
Hey, Steve, I was wondering. There's an average chance that you've done sex at another person before, I was curious how you got consent. Because, I have this horrified morbid curiosity as to exactly what technique could have possibly worked for you, considering how you talk to…
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@MathisenSteve
@autocorrect2_0
@DrJenGunter
Son, I see in your profile a lot of things. Sinner (weird). Father. Writer. Veteran. Notice anything missing? Doctor. OB/GYN. Wanna know who DOES have those in their profile?
@DrJenGunter
. You wanna mansplain her area of expertise a little more, boomer?
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@roastmalone_
Hey! Posting to be ignored is MY schtick! Work your own side of the street, lady!!
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@JMyTThor
@ask_aubry
Having had my dick in throats and dick in my throat, can confirm: accurate description. Sparkly scratch-n-sniff smilyface sticker for you.
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@aisling_bn
@fvckwhyyy
Well, how else is he going to be able to know the personality traits of a woman without a proper phrenological examination!?
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@phycorockchick
@LorayaMarie
Do you have any idea what kind of hormonal havoc pregnancy has on a woman? Every pregnant woman I've known has reported a LARGE spike in their libido and having sex has been shown to relieve some of the discomfort of the condition. Also! Doctors have recommended it to help induce
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@Alphafox78
I've always been pro choice, but this has made me rethink my stance. I'm pretty sure I'm pro abortion now. I feel the calling to facilitate as many abortions as possible. Raise money to pay for the procedure so that women can make a hobby of it. Clinics like Starbucks.
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@ivy_wylder
@lunch_enjoyer
Okay. So. 'Member that story from the, I think, the early 90s about this guy who meets a woman who is always wearing a a green ribbon around her neck like a choker...?
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@AngelStudiosInc
The misinformation and sensationalism of this movie actually does active harm to real victims and sets back actual efforts to help victims. This is the "Stranger Danger"/"satanic preschools" of human trafficking propaganda.
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@drmistercody
Oh, hey! Look. Turns out he WASN'T supposed to have put it up and now has to take it down. Almost as if an obtrusive violation. Funny that, eh??
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@TFNMoMoney
@ERnurse86
Hey! You all heard
@TFNMoMoney
! He said no pronouns! You better listen to him when he says that people with pronouns don't get to speak! He's very serious about having his voice heard on this. It's very important to him!
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@slutriarch
Oh, no. This IS a hard and skilled job. But, it's just not one that is gender specific. Anyone of any gender identity could do it. It literally just takes a human being being trained to do it. Its just that this kind if work has gatekeepers in place. That's why incels think…
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@TheSGTJoker
@HouseGOP
GOP whistle-blower alleges laptop also contains bootlegged 2nd season of "Firefly" and the Lindbergh baby. Not a picture of the famously kidnapped baby, the actual physical child is in the laptop. Whistle-blower says the baby has been there since it's abduction in 1812.
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@CarlottaPini
I pray your child has a rich and fulfilling life as their authentic self. Without you. I hope beyond hope that this transition marks the start of a bright and happy future. Without you. My fingers are crossed that their life is bursting with love and joy. Without you.
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