Zeb Haradon
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@_hellochrissy
Lil "a contact was stuck in my eye and I pinched at my eyeball for hours trying to get it out until I accepted that it must have rolled back behind my eye and I needed medical intervention to get it out but they found that it actually wasn't even in there"
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Hey wait a minute... is everyone here a writer who never has time to read and we're all trying to sell eachother books?
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@SomaKazima
It's a funny clip but maybe she has a good reason. Maybe he's violent or voted for trump or something like that
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@timunken
Text him every day about it. Stuff like "do you need help finding a therapist about this discomfort you have with seeing tires?". "Is a bicycle tire ok?" "Could we cover the tires with a sheet or is it the shape of the tire that bothers you?" "What about smelling tires?"
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@haleshannon
I think Americans in particular are uptight about anything to do with a public bathroom because for some bizarre reason the stalls here have these huge gaps where anyone can see in without even trying.
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@metuiteme
I saw the first one and thought how much better it would look if she had two sets of teeth... the Ai was way ahead of me
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@J_Motoki
Turn it into a petty feud that escalates for years until all of civilization is destroyed
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@GeorgeTakei
He's right though, comparing Republicans to Neanderthals is insulting to Neanderthals
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@timunken
Or leave a series of signs leading up to the tires saying "trigger warning: you will see a tire if you walk any further", if he complains about the tires, tell him you tried to warn him
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@wendy_resists
Overturned their expectations that a black president would lead the country to ruin. The libertarian-leaning ones who claimed to support meritocracy and stood back smirking waiting for him to fail flew into a rage when he didn't & became outright fascists. Racism underlied it all
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@thailandexotic
I have my mom's last name, next born had my dad's last name, next was hyphenated, then my dad's again, and final sibling had my mom's. We all have the same two parents. They just picked the last names at random.
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Do you ever get an idea for a book which is just a title, and start from there, or do you always have a story first?
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@brokeymcpoverty
@seaofhoney_
Keep an eye on it, the prices will go up regardless of his current intentions. Employees will resign and go work elsewhere if their wages don't go up and prices will have to be raised to cover it.
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@AesPolitics
Is anyone even pretending that isn't true anymore? We toss the word around a lot, but they're literally fascists
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Since the holidays are over, I lowed the price of Cousin Calls back to normal. I should have done this a couple weeks ago but forgot. I should have put it on my calendar.
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What is the oldest book you own. Not written the longest time ago, like if you have a copy of The Iliad printed in 2019 or something – I mean the oldest physical book that was printed the longest time ago.
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What’s your favorite movie that nobody else has ever heard of?
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@PopularLiberal
@Gordo13755245
And no republican has been *elected to* the White House on the popular vote since 1988.
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@davetroy
I directed this movie. There was other stuff pertinent to Qanon that didn't make it in because it didn't seem relevant at the time, for example a guest speaker who thought Penn Jillette (the magician) was involved in the Elizabeth Smart kidnapping.
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@johncalia
You can always bundle up more if you're cold, but if you're hot and take off all your clothes, you are at the end of the line already
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@thetonymichaels
I hope he swings more and more toward the Jim Jones end, it would solve a lot of problems
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@gepehill1
@BrowniePoints21
@KenobiReno
Someone should run this image through facial recognition software to find out who those people are
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When you're not sure whether to use affect or effect (which for me, is always), just spell it as æffect.
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This is my most recent book. It's good and you should buy it. It's free on Kindle Unlimited.
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@KevinSixx13
I'm reading biographies of all the presidents. I didn't get to Reagan yet, but far I'd say it's Andrew Johnson. The south basically did win the civil war, because he made sure there were no consequences for them
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@SteveScaliseGOP
Looks like it's not going through unless a donation is made. Here are my responses for your records
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@zeykshade
@heidi_seidr
@Wrong_Salem
There was a shooting threat at my kids' school. I looked it up in the news and found a story from that morning. Midway through the article I realized no, this is about a different threat to a school with the same name on the same day in a different city.
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@barbaralongley
@thaddeusbooks
Nice comment, but too many vowels. Good writing shouldn't have that many vowels. I fixed it for you:
'H prsn' s frgmnt. Thr's n vrb, s dn't gr tht t's bttr. ls, lmntng th crdntng cnjnctn 'nd' frm th bgnnng f yr qstn mks th cls strngr. "sn't tht bttr?"
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A friend of mine has always been unstable, but it's getting worse. She just quit her job and closed out all her retirement accounts to use the funds to start an algae museum. I think it's a hall for kelp.
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@aintscarylarry
I'm going to keep posting this until I start seeing more people call themselves turbo dudes
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@DrGJackBrown
@Giadagagliard10
Can E. Jean Carroll ask to know? She risks not getting the money if it's Russian, she has a right to know
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@tydurden1999
@finn_charlene
@marceelias
Correct. I am afraid of him. He committed serious crimes as president. I'm afraid he'll commit the same crimes again if allowed to. I want him on trial and in jail so he can't. Seems pretty straightforward.
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I had a crush on this girl in high school, then one day in class I saw her pick a giant gob of earwax out of her ear and eat it
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If you are writing a series do you plot out each book before you start writing the first one?
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My favorite conspiracy theory is the one I just made up where The Harlem Globetrotters secretly run everything
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@TeddyFeed
Everyone follow my lead and block this and any other account that posts stuff about the British royal family as if it were actual news
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@emily_murnane
Intersection of "Bachelors degree" and "trump fan" already limits them to about a dozen applicants
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If we colonize the moon I bet the restaurants they have there are not going to be very good
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@pinealdecalcify
@FoxNews
To be fair offending conservatives is pretty much the easiest thing in the world. A good deal of the population does it unintentionally just by existing.
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@aintscarylarry
Someone else pointed out that many of the 1930s Nazi-voting Germans didn't know about the holocaust when it was happening and were horrified to learn about it after the war, but the nazis of today are even worse because they see it as a feature, not a bug.
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@Iceberg_SBY
@mannyfidel
That would be hilarious. What a spoiled brat. I hope he does it. Maybe they'll learn not to sleep with snakes.
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@liv_username
So they have the big thing stores and the little thing stores, but they should also have one that sells like, medium sized things
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I block trump supporters for the same reason I flush the toilet, and it isn't because I am afraid that the excrement's compelling ideas will challenge my worldview.
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@KariLakeWarRoom
Keep it up because it's hilarious! You'll be like that Japanese soldier still hiding in the jungle in 1972 because he didn't believe the war was over
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What if you discovered the purpose of life and it was something really stupid?
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@FordJohnathan5
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@MuellerSheWrote
@AWeissmann_
He needs to do time, even if it's only a week, and they need to not let him snort Ritalin the whole time. America needs to see what he looks like without it.
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@MacFarlaneNews
@antifaoperative
So they requested a special master when they didn't really need one. In other words, they were just special master bating.
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@thejackhopkins
Putin may have had such motivations, but you give inmate
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too much credit. He likely shared it simply because someone flattered him.
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Did you ever hear the story about the third-pounder burger that failed because Americans don't understand fractions? I want to test it - so, this is a math test.
What weighs more, a ton of quarter pounders or a ton of third pounders?
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@philsayamnet
@yashar
@BrandiKruse
But just having listened to the audio, I see the context makes this very different
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Do you visualize your books like movies when you are writing them? What about when you read? I do when writing, but not when reading.
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Is it off-putting to you if a book contains a list of characters in the beginning?
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If you write stuff set in the future, do you feel like you need to rush and publish it before the future catches up with you and it becomes historical fiction?
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Writing tips:
- Make all characters unlikeable
- Start every sentence with the word Suddenly
- Minimum 5 adverbs per sentence
- Devote the last 20% of book to describing each character's physical appearance
- There is NO WAY to tell when to use to, too, or two. Just avoid them
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Did you ever read a book that has a duplicate paragraph? I understand how a page could get duplicated in the printing process, but how can they duplicate a paragraph?
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Does anyone else find it strange that people say “sleeping until noon” as if noon is scandalously late? It’s actually a pretty early time to wake up on a weekend
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Some people think "eachother" is two words. I guess they spell it like "ea chother" or something. Anyway, it's a controversial topic but I have finally found photographic proof that it is actually one word. This should silence the critics once and for all.
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@StopAntisemites
I was wishing for something really bad to happen to him but getting a closer look I see something already did
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I got this cool device that can jump start a car. It's like jumper cables attached to a battery, so you don't need another car. But I just read the instructions, and there's a little problem...
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@RetroClips80s
His opponents said "he yelled!!!" and for some reason everyone went along with it and acted like it was a thing instead of saying "uh, so what?"
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@JulesTake3
I think the trick is to get famous in some way other than writing, committing a horrible crime for example, then sales should take off
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What's something you can say during sex, and also after suddenly waking up to find yourself in the vacuum of space and being chased by half-invisible spectral beings with the bodies of fish and faces of lions, but as soon as you try to run from them you realize you are a toaster?
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I ordered a "large americano" and saw the receipt said "orange americano". I wondered what that was... it couldn't possibly be...
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If I was in Arizona and saw a bear I would say "What is this, Arizona or BEAR-izona?!"
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This turned out to be a hundred times more interesting than whatever she was planning to film originally
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@TheAmaraReport
This is confusing, they can't afford a smaller house with the proceeds from the sale of a larger house?
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@IBJIYONGI
If they are behind you, you can use your mirror to shine their light back in their face
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If dragons were real that would be awful because what if one shat on your car?
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If someone quotes some sensationalist news story that [some activity] actually CHANGES YOUR BRAIN, point out to them that memorizing a phone number, picking your nose, or learning a new word also changes your brain.
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