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Impat. Future 🏴🇪🇺 passport. #scifi . Gamer. Purveyor of mince since birth. Miranda Hobbes + Sophia Petrillo's love child. Brexit =💩. Tweets ents
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Welp. It is so weit...
It's official folks - I just got back my EU citizenship that was taken from me against my will.
Male suitors wishing to woo me, please form an orderly queue :-)
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@cnbcwatcher90
@BloombergUK
That's exactly why we need one universal charging cable for all devices.
So that less energy, raw materials, packaging, and fuel is spent on manufacturing and delivering multiple lines of charger cable, which it some point end up in landfill and require more energy to salvage.
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To everyone comparing a few covid restrictions to Nazi Germany:
Do visit the Wannsee museum a and try to educate what few brain cells you have.
Then fuck off into the sea, and stay there.
Thanks :-)
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FFS... Andrew Bridgen on CH4 news re:
#brexit
"The EU need us in UK more than we need them..."
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@EmmaKennedy
Breaking: We're just getting in reports that Darren Grimes has secured alternative employment:
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@JeremyVineOn5
Yes, Jeremy Vine, Brexit is to blame for the fruit, veg, tomato shortages in UK.
Other country supermarkets that can access the speed, simplicity, supply chains, and bulk-buying power of the european single market seem to be well-stocked with fresh produce. (pics in tweet below)
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@JolyonMaugham
The same Greg Hands who extolled virtues of living and working abroad, while SNATCHING that opportunity from the hands of Britons by supporting a damaging Brexit?
...and subsequently getting slaughtered on socials by Brits resident in EU? That Greg Hands?
My strong advice is this: do take the opportunity to live abroad when you can, learn the language, experience another culture (you can’t understand your own if you haven’t experienced another). But don’t get into fights.
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Bedknobs and Broomsticks Up Your Bum.
#ruinafilmbyaddingupyourbum
.
So that's why A&E is so busy on a weekend. Fell backwards on the corner of a four poster bed, now did we? ;-)
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@BBCNews
In the most privilleged UK city for public transport - London - a man decides to harrass a blind commuter, because he can't wait 45 fucking seconds for the escalator to reach the bottom, to catch his underground train which runs every 3 minutes.
WTF is wrong with people!!?
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@imacelebrity
There's no way in hell I'm watching
#ImACeleb
if Nigel Farage is on it
I object to him earning a single penny after he helped ruin people's lives and stole freedoms from underneath the noses of a generation of schoolkids who at the time weren't old enough to have a say on Brexit
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@BrexitPartyX
@bbcquestiontime
Um.... last time I checked, letterboxes were bright red. Kind of like this red:
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#sundaymorning
#eurovision
#esc2021
In case you missed it, here is Amanda Holden showing the world how ignorant the UK can be:
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@pritipatel
^ By "The British People" do you mean those whose ancestry can be traced back to Nordic immigrants, Roman immigrants, Celtic immigrants, French / Germanic immigrants, or tribes from the African continent?
All of whom built modern-day britain?
Asking for 66.65 million...
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The only correct
#FollowbackFriday
#FridayFeeling
involves getting the
#ToriesOut
(
#gtto
), force-feeding Starmer coffee until he wakes up and smells it that you CANNOT make Brexit work.
Oh, yeah, and a
#GeneralElectionNow
to get rid of this unelected Net Zero liar:
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#FourLives
This may have slipped by people while media attention was focused on Omicron, but...
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@dinosofos
Same on the other side too. Lots of UK speciality shops / businesses in EU shut down due to
#brexit
.
e.g. English Shop in Cologne closed down earlier this year.
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@BBCNews
A reminder: MPs who are not qualified in the subjects they are responsible for get a pay rise from £79,468 to £82,468 this year.
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@bbcquestiontime
#bbcqt
This guy claims he's tailed asylum seekers from moment they set foot in UK, to moment they walk into the benefits office
I find that rather hard to believe
I mean, he's gotta at least stop off along the way for a pint at Spoons, a Daily Mail, and a spot of flagshagging
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Barnier totally slayed at the question from US journalist - why not give more time to negotiate Ireland border issue after March 29:
"The
#EU
didn't pick the date of March 29th 2019. It was the UK that decided this date."
UK deliberately started the clock. Ask them instead !
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@rbrooks45
@PrivateEyeNews
I'm not in the least bit surprised.
Any time a tory govt says words like "investment" followed by "project", you know it really means "mates" followed by "profit"
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While
#ResignSturgeon
is trending, I thought I'd counter-trend with
#DissolveTheUnion
.
The people of Scotland should not be dragged out of the EU against their will, and into a damaging
#brexit
and coronavirus double whammy.
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@Peston
@EHijacked
@SuellaBraverman
Seems like Suella Braverman would rather kiss goodbye any chances of a trade agreement with the US.
There's no way Biden will sign up to trade deals with the UK as an ECHR violator. Especially given the Good Friday Agreement values ECHR participation.
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@bbcquestiontime
#bbcqt
I've been waiting with trepidation for the tory plant to appear.
Great, I thought, none so far. But then Fiona Bruce opened her mouth to shut down this lady, and it became obvious Fiona was the tory plant all along.
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@Keir_Starmer
@AnasSarwar
Dear Keir,
Please be reminded that April Fool's Day isnae for another 6 weeks.
Thanks.
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@bbcquestiontime
#bbcqt
Seems like the Daily Mail & Express readership is on twitter tonigh..
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@mrdanwalker
British residents have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA of some of the shit quality programming other countries around the world produce.
Be thankful for what you have in the BBC.
BTW that also goes for Channel 4. After all my living and working across the world, channel 4 is unparalleled.
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@marbleicehook
@MissSp00n
@Hollysmum
@TosserTosser
@wisestreligion
@Tesco
I bet they sell Greetings Cards like this:
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@TheFreds
@British_Airways
@HeathrowAirport
Right Wing Fred - I'm too gammon for my mask,
Too gammon for my mask,
Too gammon, as if you even need to ask.
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@BBCCasualty
@BBCOne
#casualty
Holby ED is broken.
The NHS is broken.
This is why good NHS staff are leaving in their droves.
The tories did this over 13 years in government.
#ToriesOut
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@dragraceukbbc
#DragRaceUK
Swear to God tho...
If
@chorizamay
somehow gets eliminated next week before she's had a chance to do Snatch Game, I will NOT be happy.
Not. At. All.
Consider this a warning, BBC ;-)
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@the_itch1980
@wisestreligion
@Tesco
#ps4
#gaymer
How do you do it arrogantly? I can only imagine it has something to do with judging the quality of the egyptian cotton bedsheets and bedroom soft furnishings vs hard ratio :-)
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#DragonsDen
What the hell just happened?
History in the making - she got double the investment she was asking for AND double the amount of Dragons!
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@greg_avfc1206B6
@bbcquestiontime
At the age of around 4, kids already know whether they are, on some level, attracted to boys or girls or both. I knew.
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@Telegraph
GDPR to be replaced by British Data Protection rules in UK?
Translation: We're going to sell your data to dubious legal entities in dubious countries so dubious tory donors can make a tidy profit in lieu of their 45p tax cut promise.
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@tconnellyRTE
@BritishInEurope
^ I wouldn't be surprised if this originates from an unnamed Downing Street source partial to a bit of opthalmic exploration on the motorway.
Everything seems to reek of him at the moment.
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@SkyNewsBreak
#WednesdayWisdom
#pmqs
So Alberto Costa gets sacked for attempting to protect the rights of British passport-holding Subjects of Her Majesty, while Theresa does everything in her power to insult Her Maj and
@BritishInEurope
?
#gtto
#toriesout
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@piersmorgan
Can I just take this opportunity, Piers Morgan, to say thanks.
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Thanks to EVERYONE who complained to Ofcom about Piers Morgan. You guys are HEROES! You have done the UK a great service :-) :-) :-)
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#totp
Massive (Attack) - Unfinished Symphony is just an amazing piece of moody music, and it totally matches with their amazing music video.
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@BBCNews
I cannot think of anything more Rebekah Vardy-ish, than Rebekah Vardy trademarking the phrase "Wagatha Christie"
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@ScotNational
So, Kevin Bridges
@kevinbridges86
who like most comedians:
- DIDN'T get financial support via COVID furlough
- DOESN'T live in palacial surroundings supported by taxpayers...
...is being criticised for attempting to earn a living on the day Her Majesty The Queen died?
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@darrengrimes_
^
#brexit
-er Darren Grimes was so
#OppressedByTheEU
, that they injected cash into the North East for The Arts, as well as cash into various educational establishments where Darren pursued a career in fashion. The b*stards!
Call 0800 -
#OppressedByTheEU
immediately!
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@BBCPolitics
@BBCNews
#brexit
Dear Michel Barnier,
#IStandWithBercow
against this
#brexitshambles
. It's high time to take back control and
#PutItToThePeople
. @ all please join the milions this Saturday to make your voice heard. Demand a
#peoplesvote
to get out of this mess.
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@PippaCrerar
Therese Coffey resigns. Just yet another waste of space who achieved... Nothing of good or note for ordinary working people.
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@LisaMMcGee
#DerryGirls
: one MASSIVE reason why Channel 4 should NOT EVER be privatised.
Ch4 is the Heineken of TV. Itreaches parts that other channels cannot reach :-)
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@SkyNews
Eurostar to axe trains from London to Paris Disneyland.
Quelle Fromage! I mean, Quelle Farage!
Blame this guy, folks:
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@currys
I will be spending
#CurrysCoronation
by not sweating it and having a slice in Pizza Express, Woking
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@bbcquestiontime
#bbcqt
Alex from the
#Brexit
Farty seems to be forgetting her party members are like this charming lady:
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@BBCBreakfast
#BBCBreakfast
dodging
#WednesdayWisdom
truth - reason for UK fruit, veg, tomato shortages is 'cos UK can't access simple bulk buying power of EU single market supply chain - a result of hard brexit uk gov chose
Supermarkets across europe's single market are fully stocked:
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@ftbrussels
#brexitshambles
To be fair, David Davis did have a lot of select committee grilling. Or
#pmqs
where he had to spontaneously, conveniently, get up and leave "for another meeting" the moment questioning became tough. What a
#liarliar
over
#brexit
impact papers existence
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@brexitparty_uk
Are you a football / sports fan who recently travelled to away venues in europe without having to apply for Visas and special clearance?
Did you or your family's holiday and travel plans get delayed but you were able to claim compensation?
Call 0800
#OppressedByTheEU
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#TheExpanse
#TheExpanse606
I really cried for Naomi's pain here.
Playing a part in the death of her son. Unimaginable sadness :-(
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@SkyNews
#KayBurley
If anyone has flown out of ANY uk airport in the last few weeks (and are lucky enough to make it through security queues) they will have noticed that EVERY airside airport shop has SWATHES of empty shelves.
None of that at EU airports.
#Brexit
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#totp
retweet if, for you, Shakespeare's Sister will for ever more be inexorably linked with the French & Saunders parody ;-)
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@lewis_goodall
#thursdaythoughts
Theresa is making
#brexit
brits apply 4 work visas for
- flyering @ Ibiza
- tour rep-ing @ Ayia Napa
- waitering @ Rome
- call centre-ing @ Amsterdam
- being apprentice @ Berlin
- running a shop @ Paris
- games dev-ing @ Dusseldorf
- media managing @ Malaga
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@kathygriffin
Trump has downgraded his choice of conference venues to a parking lot at a garden center.
Classy ;-)
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Spread far and wide:
Every Tuesday at 8pm is time to send a signal and
#BooForBoris
#BooToBoris
.
Dominic Cummings must go.
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@ByDonkeys
@tortoiseneck
@AsforAlex
@Maarten35754754
@Charles13739208
@stringerthetwit
Congrats all. Soooo much stuff to poke fun at in the
#BorisCircus
;-)
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@EastAsianPete
@SkyNews
Well, there's a pound shop goofy currently in 10 Downing Street.
And in a week's time, probably a low-rent Cruella De Vil instead.
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@BBCNews
Breaking: DUP minister Edwin Poots, who fully supported the legally binding Brexit Withdrawal Agreement that Boris Johnson read, agreed to, and signed, orders to go against the very thing he supported, and thus break international law.
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@nicktolhurst
I am so sick of the UK game playing to see who blinks first.
EU should just write up their version of a trade deal, translate it, pre-ratify it, then send it to UK with ultimatum take it or leave it.
That way if UK leaves, it is the instigator. Done and dusted.
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@TosserTosser
@wisestreligion
@Tesco
Hey. Back of the queue! Besides, this is the 10 shags or less till, then she's on her coffee break :-)
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@BBCPolitics
So funny when
#gammon
here react to John Bercow's statement. The same
#gammon
who claim to want a sovereign Parliament, but now suddenly don't want that sovereign Parliament. If they've changed their minds on that, we better have a
#brexit
#peoplesvote
and
#stopbrexit
:-)
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@nicktolhurst
Don't forget the one group most affected by loss of Freedom of Movement -
@BritishInEurope
.
We consistently get sidelined.
And when attempts are made to cover our stories in the media - they confuse *temporary* tourist / holiday homer Brits, with *permanent* Brits in EU
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@peterjukes
#FridayThoughts
on brexit britain's botched job to replace EU's Galileo satellite system that they *could otherwise continue to access* if they softened brexit lines:
I guess I'll have to update the
#MagicMoneyTreeCard
to chuck another £500 million ontop of the £10 billion...
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@bbcquestiontime
#bbcqt
Correct. All types of
#brexit
will cost jobs, but for sure, a no-deal
#brexit
will cost the most.
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@Peston
The UK is already bankrupt from buying knock-off PPE from a bloke down the pub. No money left for additional vaccine quotas.
At this stage, you're lucky to get a penny chew and a toffee apple with the loose change left over in the UK govt's pockets.
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@SkyNewsBreak
1939-45: People of the UK helped with the war effort, and sacrificed so, so much.
2020: People of the UK will categorically *not* help with the nation's COVID effort, 'cos they DEMAND the right to eat Brussels sprouts and fart in somebody's cramped living room.
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@RealDeniseWelch
I've taken a screenshot of Denise's tweet. I shall be back in 14 days (the lag time between a rise in infections > hospital admissions).
Calendar reminder duly programmed. See ya then, Denise :-)
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@SkyNewsBreak
#BackDoorBoris
gets a Boo-ris at Bute House. This is what happens when BoJo the clown reckons he can walk all over Scotland. Either
#stopbrexit
or
#DissolveTheUnion
.
#gtto
#toriesout
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@SkyNews
Djokovic "My agent ticked the wrong box!"
Also Djokovic "The dog ate my homework!"
#DjokovicOut
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@SkyNews
The Transport Select Committee grilling P&O CEO is enlightening.
If only we'd stayed in the EU and *not* opted out of all the generous employee rights laws, like a MINIMUM of 30 days redundancy notice and consultation obligations towards trade unions.
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Saw RIP Betty trending and for a moment thought it was
#GoldenGirls
legend Betty White. Thankfully, it wasn't, but still :-( anyway.
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I see the Elizabeth Arden website reviews for the 8 hour cream are encouraging ;-)
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#brexit
#pmqs
Dear Maggie Throup
@maggie_erewash
, you complained
#revokearticle50
petition has foreign signatures. Heres a
#WednesdayWisdom
Newsflash for you
There's 5 million Brits across the world, including 1.2 mil
@BritishInEurope
Not to mention UK residents travelling/hols
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#r4today
When Matt Hancock says the Daily Express is a great Newspaper, you know the country is a goner.
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@BBCRealityCheck
@BBCPolitics
#BBCOurNextPM
So Jeremy Hunt + BoJo seem to think a "soft border" across island of Ireland might be possible after
#brexit
.
@neildelamere
Is this Déjà vu or have they been sniffing Tipp Ex while watching Soft Border Patrol? ;-) Wired to the moon...
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@josierones
In Germany, you kind of have to go out of your way to find a double mattress for 2 people sharing the same bed.
Instead, people prefer to have their own individual mattress, own individual wooden slats on their side of the bed
(Sometimes own individual duvets. IN THE SAME BED!)
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Planning a €9 rail tour of Germany
Any ideas for namesake city activities like below?
- Eat Berliners in Berlin
- Eat Frankfurters in Frankfurt
- Eat Bonbons in Bonn
- Try on Cologne in Cologne
- Eat Hamburgers in Hamburg
- Get on a bus in Cottbus
- See a castle in Kassel
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@SkyNews
#Partygate
Lemme take another guess:
All of the 20 people to be fined will be apprentices, teaboys / girls, the building janitor or other back office staff at Westminster nobody has ever heard of.
Basically anybody and everybody who isn't a main tory MP.
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@UKMoments
@PaulBrandITV
@CommonsLeader
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
Fortunately, there is nothing in Rees-Mogg's style guide prohibiting use of the word "C U N T". Apologies, - pardon my language: "Imperial C*nt".
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@SkyNews
#AutumnStatement
elephant in the room - the reason why UK is worst performing country out of all European countries:
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@Channel4
@Channel4News
#c4brexitdebate
It was a fairly limited audience, so let's ask the wider public via a twitter poll.
On the topic of
#brexit
, what do you NOW want to happen?
(Please retweet to get at least a sample larger than the studio audience tonight)
Remain in EU
1584
Leave EU, stay single mkt
80
Leave with currrent deal
27
Leave with no deal
481
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@BBCNews
Writers of
#TheExpanse
@JamesSACorey
@TheExpanseWR
were waaaay ahead of the curve in imagining what unlocking fusion energy means not just for earth's energy requirements, but also for interplanetary travel.
What so you,
#ScreamingFirehawks
? ;-)
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