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@wannabegroncho

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Art, Humor, Science, Nudity - Saturated Fat Enjoyer - High Interest Rates Respecter - From 🇦🇷

San Mateo, CA
Joined August 2011
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After you try a couple exotic fruits u realize the only ones worth eating are the normal ones
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germanoids have such innocent and childlike enthusiasm for the tropics imagine a world where the dutch or hanseatic league had colonized central america instead of the spanish
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@Andr3jH his whole feed is an stoic display of commitment to the bit, his character arc is a wonderful epic of the value of perseverance
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@elemicine @paramaky Alguien que le explique que es de boca che
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Yesterday I almost died due to carbon monoxide poisoning at an Airbnb in Tahoe, saved by the alarm. Should I press charges?
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never 4get that bill gates started spending a month a year reading "books" and has since then become the most reddit person on the planet
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@Conanbatt Un país de Einsteins resolviendo sudokus
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@AssLatam Based as hell
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There’s business analysts out there making 170 IQ level SQL queries that could be making 4x money if they would just Learn To Code
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@notcomplex_ God what a waste
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Lmao I always love it when normies discover industrial processes
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Casper- Nuclear advocate🇩🇰
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This is a CAT994A. It Burns ~1000 liters of fuel in 12 hours. Moving ~250 tons of dirt to extract materials to produce ONE Tesla battery. And people still call it “zero emissions” when they drive their eletrical car 🤷‍♂️
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Are the libs ok
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10 months
Just told 2 of my normie engineer colleagues about the superconductor and they glossed over and asked me if I had seen the "new avocado that was recently developed" we are so early
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2 years
Who the hell is adding fentanyl to coca*ne and why?
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@BorisBartlog My hunch is that people tried and it wasn't worth the effort. Second best option is that they simply can't be domesticated
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@gbrl_dick His little run is a bit concerning ngl
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@jack24dd30 Lmao your honor it was the worm!
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@Catherineoscopy Man it's a blessing you're not teaching the economics class
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2 years
Alright fam. My girlfriend is visiting me in America (California), and she doesn't necessarily buy the thesis that America is the greatest country in the world. What locations should we visit/what should I show her to conclusively demonstrate this (clearly obvious, to me) fact?
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I’ve never seen an impactful non profit in my life
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Benjamin Todd
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2) How to have a big impact as a software engineer: 1. Join an AI safety team 2. Work in biosecurity 3. Work at an impactful non-profit on tech or data 4. Specialise in information security 5. Data roles in politics 6. Expand into adjacent skills eg research, ops More info:
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@ControGorilla It's a gift from your past self, cherish it 🤗
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And even those seldomly
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Unreal how they cancelled Kanye six months ago over his comments on Jewish people and now, you got fucking Harvard or any random idiot on the internet saying the most anti-Semitic shit you could think of and nobody bats an eye. We truly live in a society.
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@hayasaka_aryan She was a teenager
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@kevinmyoung Bro how are you real
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3 years
How the roon cult ends
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Milei has been in office 2 weeks and economic literacy among the political class has already sky rocketed
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Elizabeth Warren
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40 years ago, a typical single-family home in Greater Boston sold for $79.4k—about 4.5X a Boston Public School teacher’s salary. Today, that home would go for nearly 11X what that teacher makes now. We must bring down costs, which means we need more supply—plain-old Econ 101.
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@renaultfailure Perfectly balanced
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11 months
"The smartest brains of a generation are optimizing ad revenue 😭😭" Yeah and in doing so they created the backbone on top of which Ai is being built cope and seethe
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This account is great, always posting very fresh tech coverage, filling the gap that the idiots at supposed big tech reporting fail to do
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Intel CEO asks Sam Altman what he is going to do with $7 trillion
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@telomere_short @gbrl_dick L + ratio + get iron domed
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@real_lord_miles How is this real
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@billyperrigo im begging you all of the outraged in these replies, learn about exchange rates and cost of living in different countries
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@coldhealing women are truly from another planet
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@schizarella Nuclear grade levels of cope
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6 months
Ironman is the best superhero bc he's a billionaire. All the other ones, u telling me you have superhuman powers and you're not able to capture a crumb of the value you're creating? Kinda sus
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@SamtanicPanic What a legend
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@emmma_camp_ who could've seen this one coming
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@virlyn22 @tandem1218 @DonGerard @AlexWardVox Lmao he has more likes thank the original joke that makes me so angry
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for the curious minds, I was asleep and woke up from the nausea to throw up before the alarm went off to let me know what the hell was going on i was effectively poisoned
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3 years
Some people get angry when I tell them that burgers are a healthy food
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Cant believe we are still saying FAANG and not FAAMG
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@ElectionLegal They hated him because he said the truth
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3 years
The sexual tension between homestead trad Twitter and Mars colony-brain upload transhumanist Twitter
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@jfischoff That looks awful
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@sciam I’m debooooonking
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@Andr3jH It's a good insulator sir
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@jack24dd30 Autist stand strong
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@GorgeousNorge @royllovians Sorry we live rent free in your head
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2 years
Read it’s supposed to make it more addictive but that’s the stupidest shit like why would u add literal poison to ruin one of the highest grossing products ever?
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The sanctions Russia is receiving for starting a war are literally what Argentina inflicts upon itself unprovoked lmao
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The French luxury giants LVMH and Hermès each said Friday that they would temporarily close their stores in Russia, joining several Western retailers like Ikea, H&M Group and Nike that have made similar announcements in recent days.
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@nominalthoughts Put me in coach
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some poor soul just shared the equality/equity baseball meme into a +130 people slack channel at work RIP
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It’s always endearing when my friends that never set foot on a plant tell me about their composting or how they close the tap to wash the dishes
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@NathanpmYoung all else being equal i think it's rational to prefer to see people closer to your sphere thrive than people on the other side of the universe
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Imagine spending time chewing all that cow food like an idiot lmao
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Guy from Lebanon told me Beirut has not yet recovered and is becoming a ghost town and the explosives provenance was never cleared and is suspected to be related to an arms deal
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Happened 3 years ago #Today , the 'Beirut Explosion' is considered one of the most powerful artificial non-nuclear explosions in history. It was equivalent to around 1.1 kilotons of TNT and generated an M3.3 earthquake [editing: davitoqro]
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@Don_Vito7_ @elcancillercom No la ven loco es así
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Mf teetotalers be like I don’t need alcohol to have fun and then be the most boring person you’ve met in your life
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@legotrillermoth Guy is a weapon
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Yes of course you’re making a difference gorgeous
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Just fried a whole small chicken and eating it with 100% olive oil mayo that I did myself, everything was super easy we’re living in a golden age of automation enabled abundance
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@Gigachad11111 @BorisBartlog I went to Colombia, had a papaya and immediately took a flight back home!!!
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@GarrettPetersen @proetrie This is short guy propaganda and cope
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@TurismoCity @pasantemossad que lindo que haya empresas con sentido del humor y huevos
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@xteam_avatar Yes! It's congenital, don't be an ableist!
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@GordoDan_ Proceda
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@hecubian_devil Cope and seethe while I marvel at the miracle of the pencil
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@coldhealing What a legend
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Can't believe shkreli took prison like a champ and is now caving bc r**n bullied him we've never been so back
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@FaazNoushad @shoe0nhead Yes, that’s the implication behind the featured images
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@JonErlichman Omg quoted Adm smith slay queen
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@RichardHanania They still enforce parking tickets tho
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Anything more complicated than from where and a left join is cope
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@crawf34 Europeans do some work one day in your lives I’m begging u
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@BasedBeffJezos holy shit sounds exactly the way i imagine him talking in english, accent included
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@puheenix If they are making crazy SQL queries then yes. furthermore, a lot of coders are not good coders
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@Liamjsm Leave her alone
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One of the best things about Twitter is the amount of intelligent people with completely brainwormed brains that it exposed me to. Really made me lose respect for raw computing power
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@Telegraph Beyond parody
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I’m gonna cast iron pill all of you: don't season your cast iron, it's a waste of time. Simply cook fatty meat in it and never wash it. That's it
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Spent a year seasoning this guy and a cleaner ran it through the dishwasher
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@Bro_Neill Walkable must not be confused with low density tho. I lived in Manhattan. Not having a car is death for active people. We humans don’t always want to move our bodies around, sometimes we want to move *stuff*, and you can’t do that in a bike or the subway
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Seriously some of these things are 7-8 levels of abstraction deep
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vox posted a "scientists are concerned about starlink satellites blurring sky images" video on IG and most of the replies said that they prefer better internet to the concerns of the astronomers lmao total white pill
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@Solanopo alucinante lo tuyo solano, te superas dia a dia
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Which one would u choose and why is copper the best one
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@michaelruminer @DeAngelisCorey what's not to like? should parents keep on paying for a service they are not getting?
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@Andr3jH Average rationalist take
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@keithboykin Is this supposed to be a gotcha ?
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@transpuanaus Great hook tho
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My love if you would only know how bad things really are
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