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[at my thiel capital interview]
peter: what important truth do very few people agree with you on?
me: [answers earnestly]
p: i agree. try again.
this goes on for an hour until i say that i think bingo was the name of the farmer not the dog and then i get eric weinsteins job
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apple: special forces. citizens of fallujah call him "the reaper". has never been in love.
google: space force. slightly autistic. was caught jerking off in the barracks and hasn't recovered.
twitter: third generation marine. will eventually serve on the board of raytheon and…
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lululemon fitting room attendant: “what’s your first name?”
eastern european woman (who is my new hero): “you do not need to know that.”
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kinda drunk but it’s pretty wild that a bunch of virologists killed 20M people and cost the world $35T and blamed it on a bunch of poor chinese peasants
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power dynamic✅
intelligence gap✅
income gap✅
travis is being abused
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Midjourney AI imagining different historical variations of Spider-Man:
1. Roman Legionary Spider-Man
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huawei: jacked up on enough methamphetamines to kill a horse. will throw you in a gulag without a moment's hesitation. secretly loves kpop.
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analyst: i decided to do banking when i was 4 years old
managing director: after graduation, i was a carpenter in argentina for a few years. then i followed the grateful dead and worked as a lighthouse keeper. eventually ended up here. the world is strange place🤪
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jordan petersons run from 2016 to 2018 was hall of fame stuff.
the dude had 14 year old atheists listening to 3 hour long lectures on the book of genesis.
feels like so long ago
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capitalism is so based bc it somehow incentivizes an autist in america—whose sole mission in life is to get people to click on his videos—to provide water for thousands of people in africa
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and his password for everything is "Milo123!" (the name of his golden retriever)
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facebook: enlisted at a booth he walked by in a mall. has "definitively" ranked every flavor of monster and knows which ufc fighters support trump. drops out during basic training.
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she used “delve” in her texts twice jerry. TWICE!
i wouldn’t worry about it george, she probably just likes to delve.
likes to delve?
yeah, a delver.
a delver?
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just witnessed an absolute train wreck…
girl: guess what? i’ve lost 16 lbs this year!
guy (clearly flustered): wow that’s awesome, keep going!
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an under appreciated aspect of renting vs buying is the ability to dump oil directly down the drain
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when the based egirl finds out her rw twitter crush doesn’t look anything like a marble statue of marcus aurelius
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does geoguessr guy not own a computer? if i was going to spend 40 hours on google maps i wouldn't really want to use my phone lol
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the guys who invented nicotine and the interstellar soundtrack had no idea what kind of powerpoint decks they’d help me create
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in 20 years he'll be at the helm of anduril's quantum-synced interface, orchestrating a fleet of nanite swarms to harmonize terraforming efforts across a dozen different exoplanets in the andromeda galaxy simultaneously
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looking at this it seems quite obvious that we blew ourselves back to square one multiple times
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i asked midjourney to make me a funny comic - i've been staring at this for a while and i still don't get it. can anyone help?
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over the next couple of decades, we're going to blow the doors off of this horribly outdated view of human history
apparently there are lots of megaliths dated to ~7000 BC at the bottom of the great lakes
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you need to be absurdly fit if you want to be able to jog when you’re 70
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of course thats your contention, you just slurped slurped slurped your first ice cream so naturally you thank lopez
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it literally doesn’t let you type a normal 𝕏 anymore.
se𝕏
𝕏ylophone
𝕏bo𝕏
elon is truly e𝕏traordinary
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don’t flick off ppl while driving. too derivative. obvious and futile.
give them a thumbs down. you’re not mad, you’re disappointed. they’ll be grappling w it for the rest of the day. potential to alter the course of their life.
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me: i’ve heard GPT-4 is going to fundamentally change the world as we know it
coworker: ooh what have you heard?
me (realizing my only piece of information is “roon has been tweeting about it”): just you wait and see bucko
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this is how guys who filter flights by carbon emissions like to be kissed
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Twitter should consider flagging trends with a "not dead" qualifier.
Thought we lost Robert Plant for a second.
It's all good tho.
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25. Atlantean Spider-Man (you'll notice this one is not in the fiction section)
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girls are putting their eyes farther apart and its rly working for them
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the beauty of long form conversations is they allow us to truly explore ideas, challenge conventional wisdom, and seek truth
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this exchange permanently changed my life
i like the "skill issue" meme
makes me think of the world in more agentic ways
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so i just type in “award winning film, 1h42m runtime, the moral of the film is that ai can be creative, make lots of vulgar jabs at the haters, lead actors are christian bale and lana del ray”
and boom, let’s make some popcorn.
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24.5: Alternate Samurai and Comanche Spider-Men that were amongst my favorites but ruined bc... Hands
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@skooookum
this is actually scientifically proven to work. who needs huberman when u have based grandma
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guys i need some advice.
i met this awesome bro at the gym. super based, very funny.
but i already have five friends and i heard you can’t have more than five friends. thoughts?
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guys i finally got around to reading a tab that i’ve had open for ~18 months. it changed my life.
within a week of reading it i had doubled my net worth and got my mile time down to sub 4:30.
do not clear your tabs
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i’d love to but i’m actually playing golf while watching lex and aella in the metaverse
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James Bond fans can expect a relatively unknown male in his 30s to take over the 007 role.
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my 6 year old son started crying as three F-22s flew over the harbor
“daddy those planes are the reason europe can have free health care”
proud parent moment
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I have a date this weekend with a girl whom I’ve only ever seen with a mask on and somewhere in this situation lies the premise to a perfect modern seinfeld episode.
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