Hi friends—I will still be active on Twitter (kind of), but can be found here:. (note different handle)

Of all the Disney Adults, the ones who like tinker bell seem to be the most insufferable.

It is so important to do qualitative coding with the audio running. (1) It helps me catch what the transcriptionist missed/misheard; and (2) allows me to remember things that are not transcribed (the length of pauses, pronunciations, recall the unique sound of their voice).

One burger is filled with beef and the other with chapstick.

I should schedule blood draws immediately after assembling IKEA furniture. Nurses usually have a hard time finding my veins. But right now, as I struggle with this shitty little screw driver, my veins are popping.

I was surprised with a pop spelling bee at the gas station. The cashier was writing an email. “Spell consciousness.”. “C-o-n-s-c-i-o-u-s-n-e-s-s. Consciousness.”. After all that I still didn’t get a discount on gas. In fact he charged me more for using a credit card.

The new leeching? 😐.

Birthdays 🎂 🎂

How am I to eat this in the same house as my dog without her thinking I am eating her treats?

Sometimes I can still hear the nerve-aching squeak of a cheap Bic 0.7mm mechanical pencil on paper.

Starting a new research project with my former student at Vassar. We are interviewing researchers working on Lyme disease prevention to understand how they are thinking about/navigating its contentious history and vaccine skepticism. Our first interview is today!.

At the train station. There’s this psycho here from Missouri who is just making friendly conversation with random strangers. Just chit chatting and asking people about their families. Is she trying to figure out answers to our security questions? What is this?.

RT @besttrousers: This isn't a "myth" - it is based on what *actually happens* when states have imposed work requirements. When states hav….

There is nothing more fun than letting the dog think I am about to leave the house without her and then, at the last moment, surprising her with “Do you want to go?!”.

Huh… when they say a traffic area is photo enforced they really mean it. 🚦😐.

RT @AndriMagnason: New York Times artice published today

I don’t think I can afford to have children. Forget the cost of childcare. Someone tell me why a “Jelly cat” stuffed animal costs a million dollars. Why. Why?!.

Jumpsuits are for serious scholars

I just stumbled across a Facebook group for people hoping to reunite with the horses/ponies their parents sold years ago. 80K members. thats a lot of girls holding grudges.

Is wordle running out of words or something?.

Look. I know this is AI, but could someone please produce this soy sauce bottle? I need this. We all need this.