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@uncle90705
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10 months
Message for any gents out there, especially of a certain age. 2nd friend in 12mths diagnosed with prostate cancer. No symptons and picked up on routine check which has hopefully caught early enough🤞 Please get yourself a PSA check. It could save your life 💙 #prostatecancer
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@uncle90705
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9 months
Fuck off
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@uncle90705
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3 months
Fuming 😂😂 Just cut in to a Tesco “finest” Scotch egg and the fucking egg is missing 🤦‍♂️
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1 month
I’ve only just seen the England shirt and the flag nonsense from Nike. “Unite and inspire” We don’t need a different flag to do this. I suspect this is because of the ridiculous clowns who see our own flag as racist. I hope this hits them in the pocket!
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@uncle90705
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4 months
@ZoeParamour About as funny as Nish Kumar
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@uncle90705
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2 months
Looks like all the lockdown/covid dickheads are out in full force If you’re tweeting Covid isn’t over seek professional help Bell ends
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3 months
@g_gosden Countries where farmers have recently protested. Was this because of Brexit? You are a such a tool
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@uncle90705
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4 months
Anyone ever heard the weather being described as a bomb until recently? 😂
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@uncle90705
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2 months
Anyone else say night to their dogs? 😂
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@uncle90705
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3 months
It’s ‘Islamophobia’ to not allow Palestinian flags to be displayed in schools. What do you call it when schools are threatened with being bombed and burnt down or when teachers have death threats? What do you call it if they are too scared to open because of angry mobs outside?
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@uncle90705
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3 months
You can sing hymns but the whole of London has to listen to this shite
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TheManWhoFellToEarth🥃🚬
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"Thou shalt not sing Christian songs outwith church" Meanwhile...............
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@uncle90705
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1 month
If this happens I will dip my bollocks in the 12 feet of snow 🙄
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1 year
Does anyone remember when the UK government spent £320million to frighten people with propaganda like this? #lockdownfiles
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9 months
Shame he missed the penalty 😂
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@uncle90705
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3 months
Should have filmed this for all the naysayers 😂😂 Just got replacements from Tesco express and No fucking egg in one of them again 😂😂😂😂 #egggate
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1 month
There are a few rumours circulating online so I would like to confirm it wasn’t me ⛴️ 😂
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@uncle90705
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10 months
@Ash_Hirani @markjohnlewis Imagine having to wait 7 minutes. The horror 😂😂😂😂
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@uncle90705
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7 months
I’ve worked with NHS customers for around 20 years and seen first hand how much money is wasted on a daily basis. This one I’m flabbergasted A Trust bought £360k worth of IT equipment which has sat unused for 18mths. They sold it all today, still boxed for approx £90k #NHS
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@uncle90705
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2 months
@SoNowUknow2 Why have the riot police not been brought in? Police were being attacked and they’ve done nothing other than retreat and leave a violent mob on the streets! @metpoliceuk pathetic again!
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2 months
It’s funny how many of the virtue signalling NHS worshippers like this wanted nurses/care workers to be fired from their jobs if they didn’t have a Covid vaccine! Some people have very selective memories!
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3 months
It’s amazing that a tweet about scotch eggs could cause so many issues ! Ive even had to block a couple of people ffs 😂😂 I don’t know the manufacturing process but 2 separately purchased packs (obv same batch) had one with an egg and one without Why the fuck would I lie? 😂
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1 month
@georgiebingham It’s the countries flag, Bo Selecta It’s nothing to do with “flag shagging” Pathetic tweet
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3 months
The daily bullshit from Jim the twat Dale. This is a blatant lie
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3 months
Up to 10,000 people a year in the UK could die as a result of heatwaves if nothing is done, MPs have warned. "It's a silent killer... hot weather does kill as much as cold weather kills", Senior Meteorologist Jim Dale tells @KayBurley 📺 Sky 501
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@TracyBrabin Pathetic blocking people asking genuine questions about Batley. What exactly have you done to stand up for the teacher currently in hiding?
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@TalkTV Difficult to comprehend the council wasting so much money on a pointless rainbow!
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@uncle90705
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10 months
@IsabelOakeshott @Paolo0755 @MattHancock Lockdowns did nothing other than destroy the economy, health, education and more.
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@uncle90705
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3 months
Why is it the usual suspects make excuses for children being abused and raped? Thousands of girls have been raped, abused and some even lost theirs lives at the hands of Pakistani heritage men! It happened/ and is still happening on an industrial scale! 🤬
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@uncle90705
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2 months
Where’s all the virtue signallers? It’s shocking this has been going on for so long and nothing on the news or in the media.
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1 month
@FourierCharles @reformparty_uk Everything you don’t like is considered far right by helmets like you!
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2 months
The country has gone to shit and all these muppets can think to do is appease a baying mob and vote on something that is fuck all to do with us!
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@uncle90705
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3 months
@zarahsultana @liberty_places Do you ever do any work for the constituents in your own country?
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@uncle90705
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5 months
If only he had the 7th one 🤦‍♂️😂
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@uncle90705
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8 months
Talking to the best mate on the phone and his ex wife walked past my house. I said your c*nt of an ex wife has just walked past. He replied I’m on loudspeaker in the car and our daughter ( 9 years old) is sat next to me 🤦‍♂️😂
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@uncle90705
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25 days
@deanbegley1 @jet2tweets @GBNEWS @LPL_Airport @jet2vibe Not surprising to hear another FbPe crybaby throw around the word racist like confetti
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@uncle90705
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9 months
@hughosmond Truss was a convenient scapegoat
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@uncle90705
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4 months
One of the greatest acts of sportsmanship ever seen 🎯😂
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@uncle90705
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4 months
Morning 😆
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@uncle90705
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9 months
How wonderful. Absolutely pissing down again! 😖 #GlobalBoiling
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@uncle90705
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24 days
Poor Roberto didn’t like a home truth 👴 😂
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1 year
@KingBobIIV Course she does. She hates white people.
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@uncle90705
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23 days
Mrs Trotter has had the pleasure of my company for 20 years so we’re celebrating with a lovely Lebanese place and likely a fair few cocktails ❤️🍹
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2 months
@KayBurley @AytonImarn @ReemAmirIbrahim It’s not a fiery debate from @AytonImarn . She’s rude, obnoxious, wrong on a lot of things she says and just shouts over people. A Race baiter who loves to play the victim. Never hear her talk about all the issues with slavery that are still occurring across rhe world! 🤡
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1 month
Holiday coming up at the end of the week so I think I’ll take the full 2 week digital detox. This place is so toxic at the moment. A bit of nostalgia from when things weren’t so fucked up 😄
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@uncle90705
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3 months
Last tweet on #scotchegggate but a mate just sent me this link 😂
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Looking forward to my @Tesco ‘finest’ scotch ‘egg’ that is missing the egg! #tesco #scotchhole #wheresmyegg
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7 months
I’ve just seen a couple of people with, I’ve had my booster profile pics on Facebook 🤯😂😂😂
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3 months
Is she taking the piss?
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1 month
I think Emma Paton is my favourite thing about premier league darts 🎯 😍
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@uncle90705
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4 months
@y_alibhai Anything to say about this Yasmin?
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@uncle90705
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4 months
I don’t care that much for Katie Hopkins but it does amuse me that she sends hysterical lefty fuckwits like you in to a tailspin on a daily basis. Comparing me and other people with opposing views to Nazis, just shows your mental capacity.
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1 month
@GBNEWS Was it the far right?
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@uncle90705
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9 months
It’s a shame this disgusting tweet by @hackneyabbott was deleted It would be awful if someone had taken a screenshot showing what a deplorable human being she is!
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@uncle90705
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1 year
@narindertweets Alan Turing was chemically castrated in 1952. Thankfully attitudes to being gay have changed as they have with racism. We learn from history and move forward. Your pathetic daily attempts to stay relevant are embarrassing 😴
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9 months
@ProtectWldlife @rickygervais I would love to see these 2 released on to a game reserve with no weapons 🤬
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@BoofkinMer Yep. No weapons and see how they get on! Cunts
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1 month
@martindvz CRYBABY Someone who has been crying about the Brexit result for the past 8 years.
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7 months
I don’t think there is a duller person on the planet than Keir Starmer 😴😴
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5 months
@Lauratobin1 No thanks 🖕
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@labourlewis @ZoeJardiniere @NadiaWhittomeMP @KimJohnsonMP @_OliviaBlake @PaulJSweeney @theleaduk What did it double from? Some of the guests on the floating hotel are so hard done by they managed to visit a nightclub and sexually assault someone!
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1 year
@SteveBarclay @2020tulip You tried to force these vaccines on the entire population! You used fear and coercion and ridiculous vaccine passports! Now you think you can just release statements like this. More and more evidence is coming out about the harms caused! You should all be ashamed! 😏
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3 months
Not many people could pull this off 😎
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2 months
@GBNEWS Ginger isn’t a race
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6 months
@Lewis_Brackpool @DuttyMonkey_ Funny how handy the police are with certain crowds
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4 months
@IncMonocle How strange that they bring out riot gear for lockdown protests but for this
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4 months
It’s strange that old jug ears hasn’t said a single thing about @Joey7Barton Can’t usually shut the prick up!
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2 months
@hasyourregtried Looks about right. There’s nobody else there
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8 months
@SkyNews Crimes like this are always too lenient. He’s responsible for killing 2 people 😔
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@GBNEWS 20C isn’t hot and all your weather stories are nonsense 😂
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11 months
@ReturnofColin2 @piersmorgan She's exactly what she's accusing him of 😂😂 Absolutely barking 🤪
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@CharlotteEmmaUK The bar for becoming a police officer appears to be very very low!
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@MatthewStadlen @eutics41140 Maybe it’s just his hand that is black 😂
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@tesssummers98 She’s a massive racist! Clearly hates white people.
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5 months
This is the state of policing in this country. Someone complained to the police about homophobic abuse at a football match at the weekend. This is a friend of a friend and the footage from his ring doorbell. Seven police officers! His offence - calling someone a fanny
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8 months
@Lauratobin1 160 years worth of records Approx 4500000000 year old planet
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@LeilaniDowding Pathetic. Also seen better acting in my kids nativity.
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@GBNEWS I thought we were getting 8 days of snow? 😂😂
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@ukhomeoffice Because you’ve just moved them elsewhere you disingenuous cunts.
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@ScottyGoesAgain He should book himself some Unconscious bias training because he is clearly a massive racist.
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@GBNEWS The man who during his presidency had no wars? That Donald Trump?
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@gullssinceaboy @Ferdinand641 So you’re basically having a tantrum because you don’t like Farage 😂
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4 months
@Dawn61911250 And school didn’t shut unless the boiler broke 😂
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@DeborahMeaden Which countries? The Maldives should have been underwater along with the south coast of England about 20 years ago.
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1 month
Bags packed, out of office on and taxi on the way ✈️ 🏖️ 🍹 Time to forget about this nonsense for a couple of weeks. Hopefully the world doesn’t end before my holiday. See you on the other side 😎
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@uncle90705
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2 months
“Officers have rushed to the scene” Where they will do absolutely fuck all and make no arrests
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Pro-Palestine protesters let off flares and shut down Tower Bridge as officers rush to scene
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4 months
@Femi_Sorry @rickygervais Cry harder 😂😂😂
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@Femi_Sorry @NoelGallagher Has brexit raised food costs across the EU?
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@RippleyRippley @KingBobIIV Women don't have hard ons 🤡
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@JustStop_Oil @Adrian127240211 Must be true if its in the Guardian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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10 months
@darrengrimes_ There are thousands on here who would welcome them with open arms. Perhaps only if they have room though 🤥
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@QaysSediqi You have a right to an opinion and many other things because you live here. If I lived In china for 17 years it wouldn’t be my country.
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@DavidBe1950 @MailOnline As long as he’s kind and sympathetic to the kids he’s grooming and noncing that’s absolutely fine 🤦‍♂️🤡
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@carolvorders Yeah Ofcom are really impartial 😂😂😂
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@revoltinghippie This is really embarrassing 😂😂
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