Blake Griffin
@blakegriffin23
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Joined April 2009
*alternate headline: “grown man hides in bushes to secretly record a dad and his kids at the park”.
Blake Griffin Airballs & Bricks Shots In Pickup Game W/ Kids, Quarantine Rust?
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i don’t even remember doing this.
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i doubt that bill gates has all that money. .
NASA has offered to give NBA superstar Steph Curry a tour of one of its lunar labs after the Golden State Warriors guard said that he doubts humans landed on the moon
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!!!! this man had a 50 piece last season. absolutely crazy he’s not on a team.
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Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
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honestly, we should do away with championships too. seems dumb to me. participation trophies for everybody. don't @ me
Story: After Westbrook tops Harden for MVP, Rockets GM Daryl Morey wonders whether it's time to scrap NBA awards
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Don't agree with the furniture layout but I'm not an interior designer. http://t.co/23PNgQB88z.
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divincenzo holding it down for the reddish heads. i see you.
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since nothing else has worked let’s try reverse psychology. DON’T arrest the cops who killed breonna taylor.
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i love that someone at the nba had to type the words “ninja-style hardware” and “consistency of size and length” as their job today.
The NBA notified teams that it won't allow players to wear "ninja-style headwear" this season, NBA spokesman Mike Bass tells ESPN. The headwear ". hasn't been through the league approval process. Teams have raised concerns regarding safety and consistency of size, length . ".
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bro it was like 8 years ago. ohhhhh i get it
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nice try @RealDealBeal23 we know you hacked the ref account and tweeted this.
The offensive player gathers with his right foot on the ground. He then takes two legal steps, before losing control of the ball. After regaining possession, a player is allowed to regain his pivot foot and pass or shoot prior to that foot returning to the ground. This is legal.
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“stay ready so you don’t have to get ready” humbled and honored @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease
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ah yes i’ll never forget my 4th year in the nba and coming back to play for OU vs Creighton. People don’t talk about it enough. Put some respect on my name.
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the fact that nobody has legally changed their name to "sources" and taken credit for every breaking sports story is insane.
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got ‘em.
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🙏🏼🙏🏼❤️.
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back at you. just following suit.
Well Done BG. Big time.
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my guy, thank you. glad to be here #detroitbasketball
Welcome to Detroit bro @blakegriffin32.
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congrats, @AndreDrummond well deserved!!!
The NBA, in announcing Andre Drummond’s All-Star selection, confirmed he was next in line in the voting among East coaches and that’s why he was chosen to take John Wall’s place.
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Congrats to the best power forward to ever play the game. It was truly an honor. Winner above all else. #thankyouTD
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👀 unreal @AndreDrummond
Andre Drummond is the 1st player with 20 points, 20 rebounds, 4 steals and 4 blocks in a game since The Dream in 1989.
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detroit, not how we wanted it to end but i wanted to say thank you for the support all season long. this year was just the beginning for us. we will continue to lay the foundation to…
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breaking news: the @PardonMyTake boys hate America. next weeks special guest @benedictarnold.
Asked @blakegriffin23 for his official statement about not being named @PardonMyTake's Blake of the Year. @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease
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no contest… congrats malc!.
Off the bench this season: . Quickley — Brogdon — .12.3 PPG 14.9 PPG.3.7 RPG 4.2 RPG.2.9 APG 3.7 APG.44/35/80% 48/44/87%. Pick one.
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team giannis. let’s gooooko.
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My uber driver pulled a sandwich out of the glove box, put it on the dash in the sun to warm up, then offered me some. 5 stars all day.
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unbelievable series to watch, congrats to cleveland. very well deserved. lebron and kyrie were next level good.
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@PardonMyTake feel like hank is my biggest hater for boat. “almost too hard” hurts to hear. next question. .
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he had no chance. @jimmyfallon.
Jimmy is put to the postgame interview test by @blakegriffin23. More with @blakegriffin23 on #FallonTonight!
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🗣 say it louder for the people in the back!!!!.
I’m just wondering who’s going to luck up and sign 3-Time 6th Man of the Year winner @JCrossover. Insane he isn’t singed yet!!!.
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😏😏😏.
A touching moment: @blakegriffin23 thanks @Caitlyn_Jenner for her significant cultural contributions. #BaldwinRoast.
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the sports world lost a legend today. rest in peace Mr. Craig Sager.
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the 80 year old lady paying w/ exact change and coupons behind me in line is pissed bc the credit card chip reader is taking too long.
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.@paulpierce34 @JalenRose y’all are soft but not NEARLY as soft as @boogiecousins. #softlikeCharmin #charminpartner.
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@RealEricWeiler @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter dope complaint. you should win blake of the year next year and have him do it.
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"You guys don't think he would recognize me if I got season tix again right?!?" -guy who burned lebrons cavs jersey on tv.
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i really appreciate your confidence in me man but i don’t think i can play qb.
The only quarterback besides Dak that can play with this offense is @blakegriffin23. Should’ve traded Dalton for RG3 and it would’ve kept the offense afloat.
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if you chose “like glue” then it’s all good.
I almost just hit Blake Griffin with my car because I was distracted looking for the right Sean Paul song on my Spotify, thrilled to announce this is 100% true.
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.hey @boogiecousins unlike @paulpierce34 i score number two’s in the basket and not on the court. #softlikeCharmin #charminpartner.
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They say Father Time is undefeated but Tim Duncan is going toe to toe. Amazing to watch. Much respect.
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Kid Blake: Who are you? Future Blake: you from the future. Don't listen to anything else I've told you just start wearing a cup.
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RIP Stuart Scott you inspired many and changed the way people looked at sports. Forever as cool as the other side of the pillow.
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blakes vs takes. i’m in.
Calling to expand the competition for my fellow Blakes @blakegriffin23 . @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @PardonMyTake .someone text Bortles.
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RIP to the legend, Robin Williams. Thank you for the many laughs.
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they should have just had both kickers do a soccer-style shootout for the win.
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congrats @_ajawilson22 !!!! aces got a great one
Being the first overall pick AND getting a message from her favorite player @blakegriffin23. A'ja Wilson is living her best life.
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rip norm mcdonald. one of my first comedy hero’s. every single time i saw him, whether in person or on tv he always surpassed any expectations of how immensely funny he was. truly one of a kind. so lucky to have known you. you will be missed.
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nice try, guy who just got fired from a shampoo company
Bald men are more confident, attractive and dominant than guys with hair.
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Thanks for all the messages! Surgery went well. If you need me I'll be setting a record for most consecutive @Netflix minutes watched.
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just reminiscing a bit on my time with my #broadcity friends. tune in to their new and final season tonight at 10pm on @ComedyCentral #TBThursday
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After our game a guy told me I played great. Instead of telling him I didn't play I just said "thanks". So yeah. I'm in a good place.
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