Prediction: $TSLA $1000 by EOY 2021 (after 4:1 split on Aug 2020 -- meaning $4000 original.)

@LeekDuck maybe even a "current" calendar version of the https://t.co/sPzGSzLeET page

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Is this the closest to "chef kiss" Emoji Kitchen can do?

#ASFHASDUFIHAUIFHFIUASDHFIA

Like who the fuck are Abby and Ben?

Reasons to use Mastodon instead of Twitter: you don't get notifications of new posts of people you don't follow.

PhotoRoom raised $19 million for its AI photo studio, which is already powering millions of resellers and small businesses. Today, we are launching a new generative AI feature, magic studio, to create stunning marketing images from any product photo A thread 🧵

Finally, Mark Twain also said "Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.".

Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to those who celebrate

Gaming… https://t.co/755pHeS1Gc

OK, here's what i really think about Twitter vs. Mastodon.... Y'all should make a plan to vote tomorrow if you haven't already. Right now, in your calendar, block out the time to go vote.

Apple execs on iMessage for Android April 7, 2013

elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

EMBER WHERE IS EMBER?

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

NOTHING LIKE THE POWERFULNESS OF COMMITTING CODE WITH NO REVIEWERS!! MAKE IT IMPLODE.

Do people not know that even if police shoot first, shooting back is always a bad idea?

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