keely flaherty
@keelyflaherty
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fan account for the 1996 movie twister
Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2011
feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week
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celebrating halloween in your 30s (fully committed, fully exhausted)
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friend: so what’s new?. me [life in shambles, so many new & alarming stories to share]: oh nothing.
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the feminine urge to buy a cute little mug for myself, my best friend, and every single person i’ve ever met.
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RT @keelyflaherty: my brain? an amazing machine. cannot do basic math, but can take one normal situation & turn it into 1000 imaginary cata….
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they’re watching me, gathering intel. it isn’t right.
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RT @keelyflaherty: when “this kiss” starts playing in practical magic i could run through a brick wall.
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RT @keelyflaherty: one day you are young, and the next day you have to use three strategically placed pillows to sleep at night so your bod….
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starting a major political event at 9pm? as if we are a country of DJs??.
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middle age doesn’t begin at a certain number, middle age begins when you put that little travel-sized bottle of ibuprofen in your bag.
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in my villain era (setting extremely minor boundaries).
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