⚢ Elissa ⚢
@tinyjalapeno
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This is my Twitter, it is public. 👁👄👁 she/they “Anyone queer in NYC stay away”
Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2022
*me trying to flirt w apple pay so I can get my food for free*
*poses for Face ID to pay for food delivery*
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Karlen has been working on the most amazing DIY ofrenda and I just love the creativity and care that they bring to art ughh I love
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Elder Millennials who saw the original cast of Wicked arriving at the movie theater next month.
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Get the tissues ready friends bc for my next birthday we’re doing Falsettos
YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS IS AN OPTION?!!!!!?!??? oh all y’all better start practicing you have until next august
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The Harris campaign surged at the beginning when they were clowning Republicans and had a forceful message of "we're not going back". Then about a month ago they changed strategy by softening the message and campaigning to the right (like Hillary 2016), and look at the result:
Why are Democrats bedwetting? The race is closer than it was 3 weeks ago in MI, PA, & WI. Way too close to call in all 3. Also, Harris is doing 6 points worse on avg. in them than Biden at this point in 2020. Also Dems worry more about a Trump presidency than GOP about Harris
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The giddiness I feel when a meeting is cancelled has be like TEEHEE
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investigating ways to make my mental health worse. so far I've tried 18h of daily screen time, not speaking to loved ones, and smoking loads of weed. any tips?
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“Jesus takes the wheel, but fate takes the reigns” — @tinyjalapeno
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Can’t believe Amazon tried to ring the doorbell twice at 4:30 in the morning to deliver my nespresso pods
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i actually LOVE that it gets dark at 7pm now. now i can start Reckoning With My Own Insignificance earlier. really frees up the rest of the evening for Mourning What Could Have Been
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Celebrities who aren't trans should fuck off with claims that Democrats are transphobic. You do not speak for me. The right these days calls every trans person they meet a groomer and a pedo simply for existing. Walz made MN a trans refuge state. There's no comparison.
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"The foreigners come to our country and kill our animals"
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There is something so deeply sinister about this completely manufactured fantasy of kids being given transition surgeries at school at a time when kids are quite literally being murdered at school.
Trump: Can you imagine you're a parent and your son leaves the house and you say, Jimmy, I love you so much. Go have a good day in school and your son comes back with a brutal operation.
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