0xAlice (e/tard)
@thereal0xalice
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Clean code made a guy I worked with unironically create a function “add” that takes two numbers as input and returns their sum. He wrote tests for it.
My senior dev colleague recommended me this book saying if I want to become a good software engineer, this book is a must. I heard about it from others as well. It was published in 2008 by the man who has been coding since 1970s, but it seems, the principles he describes are
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@BrainXpansion @AMAZlNGNATURE for once there is an actual explanation in the comments as the first video instead of some unrelated engagement bait.
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@ilyamiskov @denzelcanvas except for the pc pretty much all of these items had essential features added that changed their design. i don't what is supposed to be wrong with the pc. we still use monitors, mice and keyboards as we did back then? also the ui barely changed.
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bro why the hell would you use solana? . i know you're new to this crypto stuff but what you wanna do is buy arb on coinbase and send it to your wallet and then no wait you'll need to buy eth and send it too for gas and then make sure you always keep some but you'll need to.
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@justalexoki It’s a weird kinda socialist structure happening between waiters and customers.
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@lavaregen gebildete menschen werden nur rechts wenn sie andere manipulieren wollen. hoffe das hilft.
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@hot_girl_spring that's too efficient . Object GetRandomEnemy() { . int rand = Random.Range(0, enemies.Length) . int i = Random.Range(0, enemies.Length) . if (rand === i) { . return enemies[rand] . } . return GetRandomEnemy() .}.
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i got a retardio nft/pfp 2h ago and this is what happened next
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@bunjavascript @cirospaciari man i kinda love this but aren't you guys amassing a shit load of a maintenance hell hole at this point?.
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this is one of the most beautiful charts I have seen in my life
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yea, so.
🚨BREAKING: @Solana Monthly Active Addresses hits a new all-time high in October. - Active Addresses: 139 million
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I owed a friend $22.91 for an Uber. I transferred them $22.19 by accident. They never brought it up. Nobody would bring up 72 cents. I did it on purpose. I've been doing it for years. Every time I have to transfer someone money, I "accidentally" leave off a bit. I call it.
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just wrote my first smart contract. thanks claude.
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i do typescript, rust, go, sometimes even java, the other day even objective c and swift. nothing is as terrible to work with as python, especially if not containerized. how did this become the language of ai.
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@AlarmstufeRuud @Puffl86 @crowdi_xoxo @rabe8i ich will einfach nur, dass du nicht weiter mit deinem möchtegern slang blamierst.
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@bigcheeseman45 @The_Sourkraut idk i'd rather take a bullet to the head than potentially being poisoned with some vile shit.
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@MKVRiscy we should take him more for his attitude towards business than for his coding skills tbh.
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id eliminate my bloodline to get whiff of your cooch.
Still cannot believe I ran the Chicago marathon on no prep 🥹 literally changed my life forever
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@jessepollak @normiladymaker @kemonokaki what the fuck is your problem, thousands of people got their profiles wrecked cause of this? how redacted are you?.
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@yacineMTB With twitter people knew exactly what’s going on, tweeting even made it into our vocabulary. I don’t think I’ve seen X be referred to without a reference to twitter (aside from you and Elon) cause it just doesn’t read like a name.
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