The Taskman Offensive
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Voted Most Likely to Be Blocked by Thin-Skinned Midwits
Joined November 2022
After being rejected by the court and Warner Bros. Discovery eight times, the non-quitter Paramount CEO David Ellison's next scheme is to meet with political leaders and entertainment figures across Europe to rally support for his $108 billion hostile bid against Netflix.
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I never thought he would get to the bargaining stage.
Jimmy Kimmel offered to give Donald Trump one of his awards if the president agreed to remove ICE from Minnesota. Watch: https://t.co/alKjTL1UGA
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Strange times we be livin' in.
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Don't listen to what they say. Watch what they do. They say "Trump is losing the base" and "Trump will cost the GOP the midterms". But what they do... demonstrates that they believe the opposite:
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"Why is Trump focusing on Minnesota?" Hey Grok, tell the nice people where the Communist Party USA was formed?
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Then why did you say it?
“You won’t get killed if you obey” isn’t something you’d usually hear in a democracy.
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EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING
🚨 BREAKING: In a MASSIVE announcement, President Trump is not making ANY PAYMENTS to sanctuary states or cities beginning Feb. 1, 2026 WOW. This is huge! "They do everything possible to protect criminals at the expense of citizens. It breeds fraud and crime. NO PAYMENTS."
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Black people, stay away from these ICE protests. The communists and Marxists need a *black sacrificial lamb* for their George Floyd 2.0. The white liberal woman isn’t working for them.
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“HAHA CHARLIE KIRK GOT SHOT!!!” “How can you laugh about Renee Good’s death?! Do you have no empathy?!!” “HAHA SCOTT ADAMS DIED OF CANCER!!!”
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Should have called it the Double Bypass.
I'm not much of a "the past was a simpler time" guy but in 2010 there was a mild moral panic over the KFC Double Down sandwich
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The hell it isn't.
And just like that... the Somalian daycare scandal is forgotten.
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They always lure you in with the first season.
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It’s truly starting to feel like this is the year that the Nothing Ever Happens bros finally runs out of luck. Venezuela losing their dictator Cuba’s economy under blockade and on the precipice of total collapse Trump wants Greenland Iran on the brink of revolution Zaporizhzhia
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"You're okay with driving, but you're against drunk driving? Why is it so important to distinguish between sober and drunk driving? You wouldn't have a problem with drunk driving if we legalized it."
"I'm ok with legal immigrants. I'm just against illegal immigrants". Ok, but why is it so important to classify immigration as illegal? We could legalize it and then problem solved. But your issue isn't really some neutral procedural "Laws are laws" concern.
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Forget term limits for congress. We need a serious talk about season limits for TV shows.
First look at the 450th episode of ‘FAMILY GUY’ The episode follows Lois suddenly being able to understand Stewie after they get stoned together.
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Leslie's Comet
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I appreciate his self-awareness, but I still think he's highballing there.
Adam Sandler says “I will make at least 50 more movies before I am dead. And at least 25 of them will be good.” (Source: https://t.co/pC4FFQ0Cf6)
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The sad part about Renee Good is that her girlfriend will be carpet munching someone else by the end of the week.
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Show of hands--how many of you had no idea this movie was already out?
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They would if the crowdfunding sites didn't keep shutting down any attempt.
Here's a lesson the right never seems to learn from the left, but should: protect your own.
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