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@tadolph
Tom Adolph
2 years
@juscarts “You got traded to Seattle.” 🤗 “So did Drew Lock.” 🤦‍♂️
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@RSherman_25 @_MattyBoh @DezBryant Fewer* than. You went to Stanford…
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4 months
@koestreicher34 Mahomes has only played in Baltimore twice…
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10 months
@MattAnderson_8 @PFF_Sam Sydney Rice erasure.
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3 years
@SharpFootball Von Miller vs George Kittle ft Kyle Juszczyk
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@tadolph
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3 months
@Patrickqueen_ @jonas_shaffer “Go touch some grass,” says the guy who spends all day on this app searching his name and picking a fight with anyone who rightfully says he was bad for his first 3 seasons.
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10 months
@PFF @ChicagoBears 🐻 -8 air yards
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6 months
@DrewGarrison 1) Joe Burrow was healthy in week 2 until he reaggravated his injury at the very end. 2) Burrow and Browning had the exact same QBR - in every category - in week 11. Ravens were always winning that game by multiple scores. 3) Your QB is injury prone. Sorry.
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10 months
@Rich_Cooper Lol you wrote the post.
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@ArthurDelaneyHP Joke’s on Mitch. Every time he speaks, I donate to Amy McGrath. I recommend you do too.
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5 months
@ScottKacsmar Lol, at this point, what are you even talking about?
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10 months
@Realrclark25 More talented… at what? Sure, Aaron Rodgers is a better thrower of the football. But Brady is better at literally everything else. So who’s more talented? And, to the question at hand… what, exactly, is Pickens more talented at than JJ?
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9 months
@zachbollinger18 “Why are people more excited for a week 1 Ravens game?”
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@Caol_MacCormaic And yet his best movie was The Girl Next Door…
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3 years
@7RoundsInApril @SharpFootball They’re the teams who made the playoffs last year.
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2 years
@Ihartitz I am once again asking for someone - literally anyone - other than Lamar to make a play.
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5 months
@MorePerfectUS 1) Why are all the people shot on green screens? (I.e. not in the office) 2) Why does it seem like they’re all being held at gunpoint?
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10 months
@_RyanFowler_ Tbf Ben Cleveland is one of the worst players in the league.
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6 months
@HoodieRamey First pick off Andrews’ hands in 2019 Titans playoff game. He catches that, Ravens score on that drive and win by 20.
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6 months
@jalenreagors He should start acting like it then…
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10 months
@PFF_Sam And yet Sydney Rice was the best of them all…
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10 months
@NFLNotify Goff during camp so far…
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9 months
@AlexCaruso You’re missing a few. Robert Woods and Zay Flowers each had 10 targets.
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@tadolph
Tom Adolph
2 years
@RotoSurgeon Fixed it: Monday: MNF/alcohol Tuesday: turn into an NPC/alcohol Wednesday: more NPC activity/alcohol Thursday: TNF/alcohol Friday: alcohol/pills Saturday: College Football/alcohol/more pills Sunday: RedZone/SNF/alcohol
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@tadolph
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10 months
@rynedwelt @Realrclark25 You just keep naming synonyms for the same thing.
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9 months
@PFF_Fantasy Puka Nacua & Tutu Atwell through **one** week: 🐏 16 REC 🐏 238 YDS Do the Rams have the best WR duo in the NFL?
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@tadolph
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5 months
@ScottKacsmar Except the Dolphins defense has been *much* better since Ramsey returned in week 8. So Lamar did it against a tougher defense.
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5 months
@ScottKacsmar 1) IDK but were top 3 in EPA/play and success rate since week 8. 2) Chubb got injured when Tyler Huntley was in the game. The score was 49-19.
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11 months
@whatmoney3000 @CodifyBaseball I can’t help but think there has to be some middle ground…
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5 months
@brokebackstan Is this in Baltimore? Lol I was there today.
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3 years
@inglishmiqlana @MattLinton7 @JoePompliano Tell me you’ve never played competitive sports without telling me you’ve never played competitive sports…
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5 months
@ScottKacsmar You said Josh Allen had a better game against Miami, then I said Lamar faced a tougher version of their defense, and now you’re talking about one handed catches? Be serious…
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2 years
@QMikell27 @theStevenRuiz The only Queen I know is Patrick.
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2 years
@jwdodu @CBSSports Why don’t I see London Fletcher on this list?
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10 months
@SteveSh66200549 @Realrclark25 He’s not even the most talented on his own team lol.
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Tom Adolph
4 years
@PFF_College @PFF_Ravens Imagine seeing clips 2 and 5 and thinking this guy should play WR.
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3 years
@BealAustin @SharpFootball Luckily I am a Ravens fan who has typed his name into the group chat hundreds of times. Autocorrect did a lot of work here.
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5 months
@ScottKacsmar Hey man I’m just telling you what the stats say. And they say that Lamar faced a (much) better defense than Josh Allen faced in week 4.
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Tom Adolph
2 years
@SharpFootball At some point this falls on Herbert, no? He was checking down to Ekelar with 3 mins left down 10.
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Tom Adolph
3 years
It is a violation of my first amendment rights to mention the Ravens Bengals game.
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Tom Adolph
1 year
@Ihartitz Stat correction at 2:00 AM last night to lose by 0.45.
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1 year
@JoelMBeall Most amateurs switch out balls 4-5 times per round too. It’s just not usually on purpose…
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1 year
@JoePompliano Actually JR Smith set the record for highest basketball shot.
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4 months
@CordellWoodland They need **a little** help. Lamar will get a full offseason with Zay and Bate. Plus 2 top tier tight ends, who he clearly has chemistry with. They’re good as is and I, personally, would prioritize OL. But they could certainly use a WR2 if one becomes available.
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Tom Adolph
3 years
@WhosImmortal Streamers who complain about how other people play might be my new least favorite people in Warzone.
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6 months
@benbbaldwin (They’re very much not)
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4 years
@FearlessFrank4 @LoechnerNFL @MyFantasyLeague @evansilva Yes, the guy who accounted for 500 yards of total offense has been figured out.
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@hoodieprops @koestreicher34 Ehh not really once I turned 14. I see you haven’t matured past that point…
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Tom Adolph
3 years
@WBALPete Then why is he saying, “we’re gonna be in trouble”?
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3 years
@PFF_Sam Some of this tweet is true. They gave the starters **one** series. They immediately moved the ball 62 yards in 7 plays. Then Dobbins got hurt. Preseason is definitely pointless but at least get the rest right.
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Tom Adolph
4 years
@Clarknadeaux @SharpFootball So... he wasn’t even the best QB? Miss me with this BS.
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6 months
@JustCallMeBigM @DrewGarrison Joe Burrow has missed more games since 2020 than Lamar has missed in his entire career…
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2 years
@ravensmanguy34 @DyFrex___ Thank god you’re not the GM.
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2 years
@jfanti @CoachDanCasey When did that happen?
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@jtworsley @Ihartitz Because most people have a life.
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2 years
@baltimoresun How is Mike Preston still employed?
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6 months
@Gamergod29 Lol he got torched on consecutive plays then dropped the game winning pick. It’s okay to call him out when he doesn’t play well.
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Tom Adolph
1 year
@RotoPat The NFL Leonardo DiCaprio 🤝 Breaking up with 25 year olds
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Tom Adolph
4 years
@Interwoven1 @PFF_George Hence the question: “which one is the smarter football player?”
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2 years
@barstoolsports His friends are there, just out of frame.
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Tom Adolph
3 years
@KoctimusPrime @GoatJoeBurreaux Lamar threw the 10th fewest INTs and led the league in deep accuracy under pressure. Find a new angle.
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Tom Adolph
2 years
@PalmTrees0rBust @SACKEDBYOWEH @ravens4dummies Then you shouldn’t be tweeting. Can easily Google this yourself.
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4 years
@sk1erg @Ravens @Lj_era8 He threw for 97 yards. Who are you blaming it on?
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2 years
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Tom Adolph
4 years
@KarlWaelder @jasonemiller @greg_doucette Lol this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. “All it takes is one cop to stand up”? He helped an old man off the ground. That’s what cops are supposed to do. Did he stand up to his coworker who shoved and elderly and disabled man? Sure doesn’t look like it.
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Tom Adolph
1 year
@MarkAGunnels @HoodieRamey The Bears ran this same play with Fields. When the Bills need a yard, they use Josh Allen like a battering ram. The Eagles run the Hurts sneak with pushers (which is a much more dangerous play) several times a game. Teams with mobile QBs use them in creative ways.
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Tom Adolph
10 months
@DyUptwn @Realrclark25 Stats aren’t talent my guy. MFers have me on here defending Tom Brady #sheesh
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Tom Adolph
1 year
@byDavidGardner People are once again confusing "total guarantees" with "guaranteed at signing."
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Tom Adolph
4 years
@APFactCheck @AP This is not a fact check. It is an opinion piece. The AP should be better.
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2 years
@firepitstories @AlanShipnuck @CNN To be fair this is a lot better than how the Saudi usually treat journalists…
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4 years
@Interwoven1 @PFF_George This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
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2 years
@Tommey @TBE_Newbzz You said it kills the quickest, which is patently and measurably false.
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2 years
@xDaJoker16x @MR___Yuri The #3 offense in the entire NFL? Roman isn’t a problem…
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4 years
@yousaclownfool @hawkins_56 @GoatPhilip @MySportsUpdate How do you judge accuracy? Lamar had the 9th best completion percentage - higher than Mahomes, Prescott, Wentz, Rogers...
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Tom Adolph
3 years
@jeffzrebiec Why do I feel like we hear this every year and then by halftime week 7 we have 1.5 healthy CBs?
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Tom Adolph
3 years
@mdrizzy22 @LouBegaFreak_69 @JDC1169 It WAS done on their home logo. By the Titans. Which is why they returned the favor. This is good for the game and very #cool .
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@JustCallMeBigM Being injury prone is sustaining injuries and missing games. It doesn’t require a dissertation…
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@RussellStReport So… you weren’t there either. What are you even complaining about?
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2 years
@MR___Yuri Don’t agree with “a tweet is a tweet” Content needs to be way better. I have a higher standard for Ravens Twitter
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Tom Adolph
4 years
@jeffzrebiec Bud Dupree’s son wearing a Lamar jersey
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Tom Adolph
6 months
@zachbollinger18 Monken literally just called a wildcat to Gus on 4th down that failed even worse than this.
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2 years
@wjmyers06 @AngieSee21 Incorrect, it’s the 42nd year of baseball. Just happens to be a coincidence.
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5 years
@SharpFootball **Justin Tucker has entered the chat
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@throwthedamball The Holy Triumvirate.
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5 years
@YahooSports Lamar scores
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7 months
@CursinDaily @GarrettSprints The Ravens had by far the #1 ranked defense by DVOA that postseason.
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1 year
@BenVolin Did Steve Bisciotti write this?
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2 years
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@HoodieRamey Ravens fan. The team - at this point in the season - was not injured on defense. They cooked us. Please stop posting about it.
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4 years
@UallBall @devstravato @DunkBait John Stockton has the 3rd highest VORP of all time, behind only Jordan and Lebron.
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Tom Adolph
6 months
@tejfbanalytics I’ve always thought the Heisman - much like the NFL MVP - should go to the guy who, when you think back on that year, is the guy who defines that year. Which, admittedly, is diffucult to do as a regular season award. That said, I think when we look back on 2023, we’re gonna think
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@tadolph
Tom Adolph
3 years
@koestreicher34 Did you watch ESPN, NFL Network, or any of our games last season? It’s all they talked about. He simply hasn’t been great this year. And when he was (last week), he was the main story for 48 hours. Idk what you’re complaining about.
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Tom Adolph
7 months
@CursinDaily @GarrettSprints Are you familiar with DVOA? Historical data is behind a paywall now but you can find current data at FTN Fantasy. During the Ravens’ 2012 playoff run, they held Andrew Luck to 9 points, Peyton to 21, and Brady to 13. To claim Flacco “single handedly” won the Super Bowl is
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