Chad Ahlers
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@Lane_Kiffin ok but Jesus trolled you if He told you to do all that
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The funniest thing about this Lane drama is him getting mad about the “can’t turn a hoe into a housewife” analogy. It’s probably the most accurate analogy of all time. You can’t sign Lane Kiffin and then get mad when he Lane’s. That’s part of the Lane experience. Tits
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You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife! GET YOURS NOW 20% THROUGH CYBER MONDAY HERE https://t.co/Pl2SzpRPFc
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Paul Azinger accuses Rory McIlroy of hypocritical behavior at Ryder Cup https://t.co/8RzhCFSIVf
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While the 2025 Ryder Cup delivered a thrilling Sunday finish, a lot of the talk in the aftermath has been about the fan abuse that Team Europe were pelted with all week in New York. Rory McIlroy bore...
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Paul Azinger, the unapologetic American Ryder Cupper. The man who caused Seve to say "The Americans were 11 nice guys... an Paul Azinger." This perfectly captures my complicated thoughts on Rory.
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So because Viktor Hovland slept on his neck awkwardly and couldn’t play Europe was gifted a free .5 pt that won them the Ryder Cup? Sick league.
Viktor Hovland from Team Europe is unable to play in the Sunday Singles Matches due to injury. The substitution Rule 3.d) of the Ryder Cup Captains’ Agreement requires each Team Captain to provide the name of one player, in the sealed envelope, who will not play in the case of
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Go drag Viktor Hovland’s ass out there and make him play!!!
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Dear Mr. @finebaum, As Usual, You Are The Most Absurd & Incompetent Analyst In All Of College Football. I’ll Take Heather Dinich @CFBHeather Any Day Over You. You Should Be Expelled From @ESPN. Every Time I See You On The TV, I Turn It Off. You Have 22,000 Followers. I Have 9.3
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Anyone more unlikeable than @McIlroyRory ? Thinks he’s bigger than the fans and the game that’s vaulted him into the spotlight and brought riches
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I love what the @Browns have done this offseason but if im a young QB ain't no way im going to Cleveland. I would pull a ELI MANNING If possible. #ThinkAboutthat #Truth
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Tax Refund: $16.07 Me at Culver’s: yes. swap fries for cheese curds
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Explain how Indiana can not only rebuild but have the best team they have ever had in less than a year but Nebraska hasn’t been able to rebuild in over a decade
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To be in the College Football Hall of Fame, a coach must have won at least 60% of his games. Mike Leach won 59.6%. RT if you think Mike Leach should still be included in the College Football Hall of Fame
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Enjoy a beer today in honor of Mike Leach. He’s deeply missed, and he’d want everyone to have an awesome time today.
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Max is such a good guy and you know he’s so close to getting that major win!
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