Scott Sevener
@ssevener
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I write things.
Tampa, FL
Joined May 2008
1975: Nobody needs a personal computer in their home. 2015: I need to play Angry Birds on the shitter and take pictures of my lunch.
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Check out this sweet badge my son made me in Roblox to celebrate my kidney transplant tomorrow!!! š„°
to celebrate Scotts sevener kidney play SWORD FIGHT GAME 2 on 8/13/2025
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Yes, let's encourage our politicians to do even less thinking than they already do...
OpenAI announces deal to offer ChatGPT to US executive branch at almost no cost
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It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Ā Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and
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Sad news about Ozzy, but how much more special does that make the last show that he did? You could tell he was so genuinely happy, despite not being able to run around and go crazy! RIP, Dark Prince. š¦
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Ozzy Osbourne, the singular metal legend whose Black Sabbath virtually invented heavy metal and in later years became a reality TV pioneer, has died at the age of 76. More on his life and legacy š¤ https://t.co/WNp5Npnexc
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Interesting, although I think they would have much better luck if they were still somehow tied into Universal...
A Nickelodeon hotel is coming to Orlando again ā and this time, you can live there. Details: https://t.co/VAXOY2ODhW
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Prediction: One day "to Trump" will be defined as "to lie so consistently that you've convinced yourself it's the truth." Example: She trumped herself right into a job at Fox News.
Iranās Nuclear Facilities Have Been Obliterated ā and Suggestions Otherwise are Fake News š§µWHAT THEY ARE SAYING: Israel Atomic Energy Commission: āThe devastating US strike on Fordo destroyed the siteās critical infrastructure and rendered the enrichment facility
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"To say that President Trump has no clothes is a travesty when everyone knows that only the finest of silks and linens are privileged to grace his prime, tangerine skin..."
Leavitt: "We are confident that Iran's nuclear sites were completely and totally obliterated."
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Is the Constitution as a whole meaningless once the courts allow someone to start breaking parts of it???
Supreme Court allows Trump to restart swift deportation of migrants away from their home countries https://t.co/wn1koNRwqZ
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New parents want to check out cool video games, too, however babies are heavy to carry all day long and require lots of stuff throughout the day.
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Disappointed to hear about the couple who was asked to leave PAX East because they brought their baby in a stroller, which is apparently a fire hazard. The stroller, that is. Not the baby. You canāt claim to be āfamily friendlyā if you donāt allow strollers. š
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When a tweet has that button "Show Possibly Offensive Replies" and you click it and nothing appears ... just how bad are these replies and why isn't Twitter censoring them altogether?!
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Iāve read enough āHarvard can teach whatever they want, but not on the public dimeā threads tonight to realize that people donāt understand how much of our scientific research takes place at universities. Youāre not just stifling DEI, youāre also stifling cancer research.
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Hey guys. If you Google "geocities" does your browser switch to MS Comic Sans or am I LOSING MY MIND?!
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Here's a murderer's row of editors if you want to get your humor published. From @NewYorker, @TheOnion, @Reductress and @mcsweeneys New Orleans Lit Fest Sat March 29, 1:00 PM Never been anything like it. Come! https://t.co/VjTvbqfWtS
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I absolutely hate this - it's straight out of the vulture capitalism playbook. Slash headcount, sell off the assets, and then claim bankruptcy when whatever is left cannot possibly support itself anymore.
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