mike sacks
@michaelbsacks
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Writer. Vanity Fair/New Yorker mags. From MD/DC/VA. Author 12 books/audio comedies. 3 NY Times best-sellers. Substack. "Doin' It With Mike Sacks" 'cast. Go O's!
2 PROJECTS OUT IN 2025
Joined May 2009
In 2014, a friend sent me this photo. It's of Joan Rivers reading my book "Poking a Dead Frog." Wish I had been on the plane, as I was a huge Joan Rivers fan. Still am. Pray this wasn't the last book she ever read. Love her and miss her. The world could use her now.
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Just checked in to Second Life for the first time in years. My avatar is working minimum wage for Amazon.
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I visited a sick kid in the hospital today. Will definitely ask permission next time. And will make sure they know me. And I won’t play a guitar. A blow-up party guitar. And sing the Mississippi blues. And pass the hat around after.
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Anyone have any giant scissors? The kind they use at ribbon-cutting ceremonies? I want to impress a girl. Thanks!
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Been out of the dating game a long while, I guess, but do women REALLY no longer like to receive homemade poetry printed out on dot-matrix printers and then hand delivered and secretly slipped beneath their doors without them asking for it?!
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Me? Nothing much. Just nude, in my treehouse in Prospect Park, overlooking the long meadow, wondering how it all went so right.
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STANLAND! Award-winning, five part comedy audio series about a Maryland guy who discovers a Narnia type world and then fucks it up but fast. Starring Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Jon Hamm, John Waters, Timm Sharp, Steve Little, Lauren Adams, Eric Jason Martin, and more. Free!
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Great piece by my pal @jsancton. Cannot wait for his new book. Billions in treasure lie on the seafloor. Finders keepers?
washingtonpost.com
As treasure hunters pursue gold and silver, they both aid and compete with archeologists.
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Took advantage of that extra hourby not being able to sleep and wondering where it all went wrong
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Great piece by my pal @jsancton. Cannot wait for his new book. Billions in treasure lie on the seafloor. Finders keepers?
washingtonpost.com
As treasure hunters pursue gold and silver, they both aid and compete with archeologists.
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My first morning at Rikers. Not digging their version of "avocado toast"
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