mike sacks
@michaelbsacks
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Writer. Vanity Fair/New Yorker mags. From MD/DC/VA. Author 12 books/audio comedies. 3 NY Times best-sellers. Substack. "Doin' It With Mike Sacks" 'cast. Go O's!
2 PROJECTS OUT IN 2025
Joined May 2009
In above ground jacuzzi, smoking a fat ass strawberry White Owl. Suck my third nut!! It's late fall in Ocean City Maryland!!!!!!!!!!
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Just met prison bunkmate for first time. Nice enough but apparently not such a huge fan of the little known 1984 sitcom "It's Your Move." Might have our differences here!
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The absolute perfect piece of currency to tip the stripper in that mobbed-out club just next to the very regional airport off I-95.
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Used to have sex dreams. Dreamt last night that I couldn’t operate a coin-operated toilet in Philadelphia.
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In 2014, a friend sent me this photo. It's of Joan Rivers reading my book "Poking a Dead Frog." Wish I had been on the plane, as I was a huge Joan Rivers fan. Still am. Pray this wasn't the last book she ever read. Love her and miss her. The world could use her now.
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Just checked in to Second Life for the first time in years. My avatar is working minimum wage for Amazon.
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I visited a sick kid in the hospital today. Will definitely ask permission next time. And will make sure they know me. And I won’t play a guitar. A blow-up party guitar. And sing the Mississippi blues. And pass the hat around after.
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Anyone have any giant scissors? The kind they use at ribbon-cutting ceremonies? I want to impress a girl. Thanks!
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Been out of the dating game a long while, I guess, but do women REALLY no longer like to receive homemade poetry printed out on dot-matrix printers and then hand delivered and secretly slipped beneath their doors without them asking for it?!
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Me? Nothing much. Just nude, in my treehouse in Prospect Park, overlooking the long meadow, wondering how it all went so right.
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STANLAND! Award-winning, five part comedy audio series about a Maryland guy who discovers a Narnia type world and then fucks it up but fast. Starring Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Jon Hamm, John Waters, Timm Sharp, Steve Little, Lauren Adams, Eric Jason Martin, and more. Free!
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