This is what I mean when I say you can’t just look at the lines and trust them. They’ve drawn the line over the defenders fucking boot to make the attacker offside ffs. 😂
Look at Craig Pawson, the fourth official’s reaction to Man City conceding here.
Guess who was on VAR when Newcastle had the most obvious penalty ever rejected by VAR?
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Gary Neville: “this is a different Newcastle United, I worry for the other teams fighting relegation because the difference in this team now is huge.”
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Mental isn’t it? This literally stops the ball going to Isak one-on-one with the keeper, but they give the one to PSG going against their own actual rules.
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Not only did they redecorate their stadium for us, they’ve spent months saying they’ll drop Pearson on sight, and he’s just swanning around their stadium in
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gear without a care in the world ahahaha.
Everton fans cheering Sunderland winning last night was one of the weirdest things I’ve heard. Weird little clubs with inferiority complexes.
Then they both fucking lost. 😂
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This is Damar Hamlin who collapsed on the field last night. He started a GoFundMe to raise $2,500 for kids toys. Since the game last night, it’s now reached $3M. 🙏🏼
Watch Arsenal players here btw, none of them appeal for the ‘foul’ on Gabriel.
Gabriel himself is fucking pointing to where the ball went ‘out’ ffs. 🤣
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I love this whole narrative around Tonali’s smile and how he looks unhappy.
This is him after winning the Scudetto with his boyhood club ffs. 🤣
The man hates life and can’t smile.
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Guimarães starts the move with the turn and pass, catches up with play, makes the run into the box, and makes the assist.
We’ve basically signed Pele.
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Molly Mae got called some names for being a melt, whilst Mason Greenwood has been arrested, dropped by sponsors, suspended by Man United, front page spreads about what he did, and literally had thousands and thousands of people threatening to kill him on social media.
Shut up.
Eddie Howe?! Jesus, really???
I thought they were the richest club in the world and could have anyone they wanted?
He can’t have been their first choice, and he must know that too. Incredible appointment for a club that a couple weeks ago had the PL and CL won already!
Just took 93-year-old mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a loud voice, she said, "which box for Steve Bruce out?" A cheer went up from waiting voters.
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fans demand too much! They’re all just deluded!”
Our fans: “Trippier is a great signing”
“Ahahahaha their fans are happy with a 31 year old RB!”
Glad to see we’re boiling piss and we’ve not even started yet.
Spare a moment for the Sunderland fans who can’t handle Newcastle flags at the Sam Fender gig last night.
Imagine the poor bastards having to fly out of Newcastle Airport on
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branded Saudia planes after we win the lot.
Sometimes I think Shearer’s record actually isn’t that hard to break, then realise that to break it, Erling Haaland would need to score 30 league goals every single season until he’s over 31 years old.
3,000 fans for a friendly on a Friday night in Doncaster, after a summer of no signings and more takeover disappointments.
Football without fans is nothing. 🖤🤍
Astonishing how quick the media has gone from “the Saudi’s don’t belong in football” when they were buying
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, to “haha they should have bought Chelsea!”
Almost like the vast majority of the moral outrage was fake and just drummed up for clicks and attention.
I don’t want to dwell on Steve Bruce too much because that sad era is done, but when you hear the stories of the mess Howe found when he arrived at
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, how much better we are now, and then how awful
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are now, you realise just how *bad* of a manager he truly is.
Gary Neville on
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saying Man United went toe to toe with Arsenal and praising how they went into the game, referencing how
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approached it.
Don’t let goals fool you, Man United got absolutely battered. We got a draw and had 8 shots to Man United’s 6 and their loss.
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The man had a split second revelation of “I’ll never play in this league again if I kill Patrick Mahomes on national TV in front of Taylor Swift and Ryan Reynolds.”
From shouting at another school bus when you’re on a school trip at 10 years old, to shouting at Mackems on the way to Coventry, this is an English right of passage.
You can spot the fans who support a club from somewhere they’re not from, the fans who don’t ’get’ derbies in the comments, because they have no relationship with the city of the club they support, because this is *exactly* the shithouse behaviour I want from my club.
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Is Steve Bruce the right man to manage Newcastle United? Absolutely not.
Is it his fault he’s being offered his dream job and will take it? Absolutely not.
Should you direct hate towards Steve Bruce for taking it? Absolutely not.
Blame Ashley, not Bruce.
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Has there ever been a clearer 'Goodies v Baddies' derby in football than Sunderland v Newcastle?
Newcastle seem to really struggle to ingratiate themselves to the neutral.