Michael Graham
@Capt_Fishpaste
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Sports Journalist, #SAFC fan.
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Joined July 2009
RT @TypischTelstar: @ESPNnl @Capt_Fishpaste Sunderland broke verbal agreement on Seelt, according to NEC CEO. During Roefs negotiations a….
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Football fans when a player they like wants to leave their club: 'You signed a contract. Respect it!'. Football fans when a manager they don't like wants to stay: 'Couldn't care less about your contract, get out of our club!'. Slight lack of consistency there, I think. .
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RT @TMuk_news: 💶 The biggest spending clubs this summer. Nine of the top 10 are from the English Premier League
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RT @mickroper81: This was our last starting XI before KLD took control, four + years ago, stuck in League 1, clinging to hope. Now? We’ve g….
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I know some people question my holiday destination of choice a lot (which is very weird behaviour btw!), but bloody hell holidays get expensive quick when you actually have to pay for hotels, don’t they! Crikey. 😲😲.
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No idea why some #SAFC fans are unhappy with the Bertrand Traore signing. He’s quick, he’s physical, he’s got a genuinely productive season of Premier League football in his record. It’s a good, sensible, cost-effective addition.
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RT @OptaJohan: 45 - This century, only Rafael van der Vaart (21 years and 53 days) and Luis Suárez (22 years and 232 days) scored their 45t….
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If you removed the 'newly promoted' label and JUST looked at the #SAFC squad today, I'm not sure you would necessarily judge it to be a particular favourite for relegation. Or am I, as I suspect, looking at that through TOTAL red and white glasses?.
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Most impressive thing about the #SAFC signings is that at least nine of the 11 we’ve seen so far have already convinced everyone they’re really good players. Feels like we don’t even have to worry about if we’ve gambled and expect half of them to flop.
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RT @mitchsimpson: 1,311 days since getting walloped 6-0 off Bolton Wanderers in League one, this is what we’re attracting. We might be ba….
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@Capt_Fishpaste i have no connection to Sunderland but purely for Xhaka and the Dutch lads i will now be keenly watching you lads 🫡.
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Honestly, I don’t even know what to say about the #SAFC transfer window anymore. It obviously offers no guarantees, but the club have done everything we could have asked of them this summer and more.
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All now confirmed ✅ . Wow. #SAFC.
No one would have believed you. ✅🇫🇷 CM Le Fée (£20M).✅🇸🇳 CM Diarra (£30M*) .✅🇨🇩 CM Sadiki (£19.5M*).✅🇲🇿 LB Reinildo (Free) .✅🇲🇦 RW Talbi (£19.5M*) .✅🇨🇮 LW Adingra (£20.5M*) .✅🇨🇭 CM Xhaka (£17.5M*).✅🇳🇱 GK Roefs (£11.5M*).✅🇨🇩 LB Masuaku (Free).✅🇵🇾 CB Alderete (£10M).
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✅ DONE DEAL: Bertrand Traoré to #Sunderland. 💰 transfer fee that #Ajax receives: 2.5 million and a maximum of 0.5 million euros in bonuses. 💨 impressive work by Kroes. Arranged in record time.
✅ DONE DEAL: Bertrand Traoré naar #Sunderland. 💰transfersom die #Ajax ontvangt: 2,5 miljoen en maximaal 0,5 miljoen euro aan bonussen. 💨 knap staaltje Kroes. In recordtijd geregeld.
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Best striker in the world. I’ve always said it.
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