GeorgeWeahsCousin
@WeahsCousin
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Joined April 2010
I remember when a terrorist attack was the absolute bare minimum needed for a push notification, and even then it had to be a big one.
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That West Ham fanbase is gonna be impressively toxic after this. There’s only one thing they like more than winning and that’s negativity.
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Keith Andrews is going to ruin Kayode’s life. He’s taken about 200 long throws already this season, poor fucker will need his food cutting up for him by the time he’s 30.
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“Would you like hot honey with that?” Can you give hot honey a rest for five fucking minutes
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Arsenal are going to win the league by 12 points which will wreak absolute havoc on my Gyokeres agenda. The cumbersome bastard is gonna get away with it.
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Living with blindness or vision loss shouldn’t limit mobility. These riders say Waymo can help improve their independence.
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Deserved that to be fair to Bolton, don’t think Huddersfield have left their half since quarter past 8.
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He’s gonna start an absolutely dreadful podcast soon. “No cap” or “Unfiltered” would be my guess.
To all of you who don’t have a job. Go get one. Lazy
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Doku looks unplayable at the moment. Just goes to show what can be achieved with hard work and performance enhancing drugs. Allegedly.
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As ever when a polarising manager gets sacked here, half the fan base will still blame the old manager for poor results, or failing that, the board, and the other half will conveniently forget the excuses they used for the last bloke. Tedious.
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In the first episode of the Better Play Today podcast, host @scottcgerber sits down with Shweta Srikanth of @ecoreintl to discuss the science behind recycled rubber use and how circularity and innovative, sustainable surfaces are making play safer and more accessible for
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The biggest indicator that Shaun Maloney wasn’t the right manager for us anymore is that he is no longer a football manager, full stop. I’m in favour of giving Lowe time, this year wasn’t going to be a promotion charge, play off charge at best. But it’s fair to question him.
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Wonder if it’s possible to sign Chris Wood when you already own Chris Wood
𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂: Sean Dyche is emerging as the front-runner to take over at Nottingham Forest should owner Evangelos Marinakis decide to cut his losses on Ange Postecoglou, reports @SamWallaceTel & @JPercyTelegraph 🌳
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Frisbee innit. They’re designed to move like that. Give me a week’s training at that and I reckon I’d be top ten in the world.
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Did you know GSPs are natural swimmers? They’re born to dive into life’s adventures 🌊🐾.
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If there’s one thing Utd need it’s a headless chicken in G Star Raw
Roberto De Zerbi is regarded highly by #mufc’s hierarchy and would be someone they consider if, and when, they move on from Ruben Amorim [@GraemeBailey]
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Sesko takes a lot of stick but you get the feeling as soon as he gets that first goal for Utd he’s gonna go five or six before he gets another one.
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“West Ham are closing in on a deal to sign Nottingham Forest forward Chris Wood on loan until the end of the season. The move sees the Kiwi link up with former boss Nuno Espirito Santo at the London Stadium having seen game time limited since the arrival of Ange Postecoglou.”
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One simple swap you need to make for a better breakfast:
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Surely they could’ve come up with something more offensive than that?
🚨📚 #WATCH — Shane Lowry is fired up as European fans chant “Is this a library?” 👀 @LowryTracker
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Feel a bit for Graham Potter. You can absolutely guarantee the players are sending each other all of these memes in WhatsApp groups. How do you get your team in the right place to get three points when they’ve just edited your face onto a picture of Big John.
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