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You during the set:
I am at this place and my Ex is here with her new man, who happens to be a DJ. This motherfucker is playing such a fucking unbelievable set. I don't know if I should hate 😭😭
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Mara mabayenza etaxini ba wrong
someone falling asleep on you is top 1, like damn am i.. your peace?
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Bathong 😭😭😭😭my Dad’s workplace is making them sleep at the hotel so that no one can say “they were unable to make it to work due to the protests” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Bathong “bequeath thee textbook to malume” 🥲💔
Please… you’re never too young for a will. Set it up!
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I haven’t achieved a single thing this year
This year I:
- graduated
- got my learners
- got the job I wanted
- got my driver's license
- got accepted into my honours
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“Bafo take a video of me ngathi ngibuke i-phone and I’ll look up and smile for the hoes”
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Ma 2006 are coming and I’m STILL not done with undergrad???
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You literally look like a knee??
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OMG?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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😭
The video I just saw? That girl is speaking in cursive 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Guys I thought we had a discussion about bringing TikTok videos here????
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Bethuna
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tjo 🕊️
I'm going to sleep, please wake me up ge bašimane ba thoma go bolela nnete.
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Mzansi Bioskop: Mama stole my hunk
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So guys if I’m broke and on a date, a man asks me what would I like to drink, what should my answer be?
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Mina I’m done with love and everything to do with it- the only love I have left is for my friends 🙏🏾
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La bona gore hubbly yetsang?
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Anifuni ukus’bona sithulile
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Yoh their outfits are sooooo gorgeous 🥹
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I hate it when 35 year olds just won’t let kids enjoy things hey
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Deffos up there 😭
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Usemncane kabi
Having sex with one person & getting slutted out is wayy better than having multiple partners 😭
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Woooo I wonder Ke tlo yetsa jwang nou 😦
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When you start fake laughing like this to convince yourself gore o sharp:
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I need the bees to gather around oomf
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Intelligent thoughts follow you but you’re always faster 😕
Its fatphobic because you're telling a big woman to base her life and happiness on her weight. Stop internalizing shit and go to therapy!
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Ishwapha Sami singenaphi??? Guys nathi singabantu and sinama feelings 💔
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Investigation discovery and crime channel 👍🏾
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One thing Kelvin Momo will do is release a 15 min song and it will be a masterpiece!
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Almost thought that was me for a sec- and yes I’m willing to prove it 🙏🏾
As a man your girlfriend’s behind should always look like this
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i’ve never seen a black woman look good with 4 different hairstyles. 🤷🏻♀️ prove me wrong. 🙂
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When people tweet your thoughts and getted dragged instead of you >>
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He promised to pick me up from school to visit for the weekend- didn’t show. So I had to walk from school to my moms workplace (I had NO way of calling her and he confirmed with her in the morning then didn’t tell her he wouldn’t come). Walk (freeway incl- 1.5hrs, I was 11 😃.
When’s the first time you remember feeling heartbroken as a child?
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Whoever introduced South Africans to hubbly needs to be put down 😔
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Okay but honestly that whole “ubani ok’buzile” etc, is funny when it’s your mutuals- if not it just seems like ung’jwayela kabi 💀 or maybe ke strict?
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Qala isociety no mamakhe
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@tmphago_
They said she is broke athi nope she is not- she is ✨financially overstretched✨ 😭😭😭😭
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HS. VS. Now
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I just know I’d be a good girlfriend. I’m rich af, I have a good heart and good intentions, I’m very respectful and also quite a calm person, I’m RICH AF and if he says awuyi lapho I’m sitting my ass down. So why is my life like this?
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Guys please condomise, take PrEP, entlek abstain!!!!!!
My boy has about 20 girls he is fucking, that's not counting a girlfriend and 2 solid sides. He went through one of the miscellaneous sides phone this weekend and he just called me crying. She's fucking like 6 guys BESIDES him and yho inja ayigowi ayigowi ifake ne leave😭😭😭
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@_ThatoN
You’re just as disgusting and dense if that’s the only thing that came to mind after reading my qt
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Amakhaya being in Soweto >> 😭
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Deffos
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I know you are in the business of building things- so with that being said when am I getting hammered and drilled?
Shades or no shades??? Please don’t air ke emergency and ubaba wam is childish 🥺😔
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Dj Stoks- music for the matured (100% production mix)
Kwiish SA- Amapholas vol 3
Record L Jones- Exclusive soul experience Vol 1
Mel muziq- 100% production mix vol 6
If soulful piano is your thing, tap in
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And this year we are spending iNYE nabantu bethu bandla guys
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The video I just saw? That girl is speaking in cursive 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Seng’yile 😐
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Being allergic to nuts at my age is crazy- but for him I will swell and go blue 🥺
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I’m just trying to buy someone’s son a soccer t shirt but keh 😔
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From who?!
As a little girl, the most undying and most beautiful love you’ll ever feel is from your father. I pray my daughters will experience that love the way I did because wow. 🤍
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what’s a picture of your ass that serves cunt in a god honoring way?
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