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Phila impilo yakho ube lovely | Psalms 91|UKZN| Girl Mom💗|🇵🇸🇨🇩

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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
2 years
Have two boyfriends ladies.
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
8 months
Soft Kind hearted gentlemen that are providers.
@BlxckSwiss_
Swiss 𝕏
8 months
What’s your type?
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Mpume M.
2 years
One thing I hate? Feeling like I’m always the last option to some of my friends. I hate that with everything in me.
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Mpume M.
2 years
“Tell me about yourself”
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Mpume M.
2 years
We all struggle neh but kukhona abantu who NEVER get a break from it and it breaks my heart.
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
3 years
Umlomo uyadala, be positive and speak izinto ezinhle into your life.🤍
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
2 years
Guys?? With make up on her face🫢😭
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Mpume M.
10 months
I’m sorry but that video uncle waffles posted?!🥵
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Mpume M.
10 months
Ey man, once you see the loser in someone? There’s no coming back from that I’m afraid 😭😂👋🏿
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Mpume M.
2 years
A man must moan during intercourse pls.
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Mpume M.
3 years
iSuccess ya Elaine and Elsa Majimbo makes me so happy.
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Mpume M.
1 year
Why? Such an affordable store
@TheBender_
Siya
1 year
Fuck pep
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
3 years
You cant say you want me and not speak to me everyday, pls man🙄.
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
6 days
Aibo literally thought that’s Simphiwe
@SAFootClassics
Football SA
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🫶🏾Kaizer Chiefs star Siyethemba Sithebe has scored 🙌🏾
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Mpume M.
2 years
Umgowo weBreak up is actually insane yazi. 😳
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
2 years
Not even gonna lie, I’m in my unhappy and lonely era📍
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
3 years
Eat it then come kiss me with the same lips that just ate it🥺
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
1 year
Long nails like this are ugly and tacky af, idc idc.
@uMambulazi
last born
1 year
🤣🤣Sthabile akaphilile stru
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
2 months
The Aunty/helper going down on her knees to beg?! inkulu into eyenzeka in that household and what we saw from that clip Incane.
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Mpume M.
1 year
Best month of my whole entire life! ❤️
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Mpume M.
1 year
Kmele senze iPhotodump kambe
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
1 year
I’m a mommy fr fr😭❤️.
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
2 years
Another pandemic question “why is a beautiful girl like you single” Oh God help pls.
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
4 months
One thing I’m grateful for is I don’t come across it often on my tl. S/o to my followers
@Bibo_George
Bibo Zulu
4 months
P*rnography on this app is getting out of hand.
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Mpume M.
1 year
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Mpume M.
1 year
Someone tell those rats to get back together!🫨
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
10 months
Cuddles with my bunny🥰
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Mpume M.
2 years
Do you know how great it feels to get a random bank notification from your man?!😭🥺ah
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
9 months
Umuntu athi uyakfuna kodwa no flowers, no date, no sending lunch. Usho Nge text abafana bayahlanya
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
3 years
Actually, no. Umuntu akenze into ayibonayo ukuthi iright for yena.
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
2 years
“Happy womens day” okay Siyabonga but imali yona?
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
4 months
His wife believes in him shame, look at her wanting to move like him😭👋🏿
@cnehshuga
Sinethemba.
4 months
Ukhona shame
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
2 years
UseDubai?
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Mpume M.
1 year
Oh shit lol
@Dhavidote
David of Fct🌝
1 year
Elon Musk actually changed the colour of the like button 😳 #WWDC23
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Mpume M.
1 year
Lo mlungu osemotweni umngan wakho?😅
@KabeloMook
Kabelo Mook
1 year
🌅 x 🥂
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
11 months
It’s always the women from this church
@Carolinerathabe
Caroline
11 months
Go neng kere yooh
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Mpume M.
1 year
Kukhona le heartbreak where you feel your heart literally break😭✋🏾 angifiseli muntu.
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Mpume M.
8 months
I feel like Zulu men can only be handled by Zulu women 😭🤚🏿
@Nolwazii_K
Nolwazi K🌸
8 months
Zulu men are desired bandla kodwa mase nibathola bayanixaka 😭😭😭
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Mpume M.
3 years
I want that slow and looking deep into my eyes segz. That soul snatching one.😭
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Mpume M.
2 years
Another thing we must never allow is to be made islima by umuntu.
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
2 years
We prayed together for the first time izolo before bed🥹
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Mpume M.
1 year
What bird is that?
@drihanna_dm
diamante 🤍
1 year
seein’ green 💚
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Mpume M.
1 year
This one
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Mpume M.
1 year
Someone pls send that video of that man driving while nodding but you can see he’s not okay??😭🤣🤣
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Mpume M.
6 months
Sana those are jokes, yazi I forget how serious some people are. You be talking broken English as a joke and think the next person will get it but bacabanga into enje, so serious 😭
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Mpume M.
1 year
This morning I just stared at my daughter sleeping on her dads belly naye he was asleep and man my heart is so full😭❤️ My little family.
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Mpume M.
1 year
They are prisoners, we don’t care lmao.
@oliver_meth
Oliver Meth (they/them)
1 year
#PrisonSeries | This is said to be breakfast served this morning to inmates in Mangaung maximum prison 😲 #InsideMangaungPrison 📸 Inmate
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Mpume M.
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We were following eachother and just laughing and commenting on eachothers stories. Then he invited me to the club one day about two days later we went on a road trip zasha ke from there. No talking stage sakhuluma kumjolo wethu❤️ uhamba kahle ke.
@zola_ni
Zola ❤️ 03 Oct 🎂🎉
2 years
How did you meet you current partner?
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Mpume M.
2 years
Ngaze ngamuhle lana.
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Mpume M.
1 year
Inhliziyo zenu ziyabheda guys
@Lelzin_DJ
uJobe_Ka_Matshana
1 year
Inhliziyo ivele ifune yena lona ophendula after 2 weeks🤦🏾‍♂️
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Mpume M.
1 year
I have friends that have showed me so much kindness and love this year. I am so grateful for all of them❤️!
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
7 months
Being in love is such an amazing feeling, my goodness.
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Mpume M.
10 months
@sweet_sourlem
lemonade🍋
10 months
@MpumeM_ This tweet is pretty much useless without the video
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Mpume M.
2 years
Cassper unomona 😭 he just didn’t want Madumane and Kabza to shine.
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Mpume M.
1 year
Lmao guys when people have a baby abahlukani ngintshele 😂
@WhyUfikelate
The Lord Of The Wings( Lisa) Arsenal Biggest Fan🏐
1 year
Into yabantu abanini ayingenywa 😂
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Mpume M.
10 months
Idk I don’t think you guys understand what girl dinner is
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Mpume M.
3 months
My 11 month old daughter just said “Mommy, happy Valentine’s Day. I love you so much, you’re special to me”🥹❤️ ah she’s so lovely
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Mpume M.
1 year
Nadia made sure to capture so many of their moments together🥹
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Mpume M.
1 year
Lmao she ended friendships with her friends because she felt they didn’t stand up for her on that whole situation? What if they thought she was wrong? She’s so full of herself 😭👋🏿
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Mpume M.
1 year
People are spending NYE with their partners, lucky them.
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2 years
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Mpume M.
1 month
🧍🏾‍♂️
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Mpume M.
5 months
Ey man one of the most gorgeous women in Sa
@Musa_Khawula
Musa Khawula
5 months
Linda Mtoba photographed by Thapelo Mabotja.
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Mpume M.
1 year
Isfebe sohlezi sisfebe, unfortunately no one can change that about them.
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Mpume M.
1 year
Amandiya will make you want to quit your job sana😂
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Mpume M.
7 months
Yabafana duh?
@fourrforty
skating on thin ice...
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i-big weekend ngemali kabani?.
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Mpume M.
2 years
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Mpume M.
1 year
Kodwa for indoda?! Niyashesha kabi😭
@Yolii_x
Yoli
1 year
Getting naked to bath is getting harder and harder in this weather.
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Mpume M.
2 years
I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving this song.
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Mpume M.
2 years
I Never Thought by CocoSA is probably one of the best songs on earthhhhh.
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Mpume M.
24 days
But their food is so good mos.
@lunxta_
Lunga
24 days
I hate Spurs with everything in me, Gunners you have one job😭
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Mpume M.
3 years
@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
3 years
Lmao there’s a vn I just heard that’s cracking me up😭
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Mpume M.
2 years
imeter seliphelile?
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Libho Geza
2 years
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Mpume M.
2 years
Omg y’all so serious.
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Mpume M.
15 days
Yall can hate on Sne but for this to come from your parent? That sucks man. 🥹
@charleezzy_
bae (munch)
15 days
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Mpume M.
8 months
We learn everyday lmao
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Mpume M.
8 months
Umuntu has been using the iPhone calculator wrong all this time😭😭😭😂😂
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Mpume M.
1 year
People will ask “what’s wrong here” my boi that’s someone’s wife😭✋🏾
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Mpume M.
10 months
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Mpume M.
10 months
I’m in tears😭
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Mpume M.
10 months
I just saw a video of a paramedic slipping onto a patient 😭😭😭😭😭 it doesn’t sound funny but the video? Baze bamphakamisa 🤣🤣🤣
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Mpume M.
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When I was in hospital I told my baby daddy to not buy izinto eziningi because ile type that “over buys” when I asked for water ngo day 3 waletha u5L😭😭😭👋🏿
@mckobola
Ms MASECHABA KOBOLA
11 months
I was at the salon doing my hair and he asked what he should bring me; I said biscuits. He came bearing that big box of choice assorted biscuitss 🥲
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Mpume M.
1 year
Jan 2023 PD.
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Mpume M.
2 years
I’m not saying what she did is right or humiliating a child is right but what you won’t do is tell someone how to raise their child and project your childhood traumas in someone else’s parenting.
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Mpume M.
2 years
😩
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Mpume M.
2 years
Umjolo uzobabulala abantu😭😭😭 this vn I heard?!
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Mpume M.
10 months
No! Lmao sex is nice and those who are virgins are missing out ngl
@amornaiii
nai
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Do y’all regret losing yall virginity ?
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Mpume M.
1 year
😭👋🏾
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Mpume M.
1 year
Ok lol this trend is gonna irritate me
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Mpume M.
1 year
Yoh Lee Khuzwayos pictures are always so beautiful 🤩
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Mpume M.
1 month
The most gorgeous face in South Ah.
@Linda_Mtoba
Linda Mtoba
1 month
💋
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Mpume M.
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Grootman is showing signs of being unstable in the head hey??
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Mpume M.
1 year
His family is not your family and his friends are not your friends.
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Mpume M.
2 years
Please treat yourself like an egg. Ziphathise okweqanda 🤲🏾🥺
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Mpume M.
4 months
Are they not the same cows MaMkhize shot a reel with or a photoshoot with for heritage month?😭😭
@phume22
Phume
4 months
So where did she get the cows from? 😹
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Mpume M.
1 year
One thing about baby mommies and daddies ke sana
@MDNnewss
MDN NEWS
1 year
Jessica Nkosi and TK Dlamini are married. #MDNnews .
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Mpume M.
3 months
If you’re dating a man, ncono uzithulele because uzohlazeka.
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Mpume M.
11 months
Kim Kardashian is actually aging🥹
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PB Media
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Mpume M.
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Mpume M.
8 months
I looked like someone’s girlfriend today yaz
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Mpume M.
9 months
Your family must fix the trains then we will stop hating
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Mpume M.
3 months
Lmao yall saying she looks older than her age because of how she dresses? She does look her age and she dresses like a married woman come on🤣
@Musa_Khawula
Musa Khawula
3 months
Thobile MaKhumalo Mseleku celebrates her 35th birthday.
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Mpume M.
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@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
8 months
Sleeping with castor oil wrapping in your body is insane, I want to try it shem. You wake up with a flat stomach
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Mpume M.
2 years
Mihlali needs to drop content on YT😭
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Mpume M.
2 years
@_faith_nketsi The best thing to do is probably let her go, you can’t be uncomfortable in your own home shem
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Mpume M.
1 year
Lona noDoja banescefe, they try so hard ukuba edgy or different lmao urgh.
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Mpume M.
2 years
Last one.
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Mpume M.
1 year
Kwabanye asiyilutho, kwabanye siyikho konke.
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