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@WhoTFissim
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My mom making me come say hi to somebody I “knew” as a baby
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Ain’t no way we used to call our mama job and ask to speak to her like she ain’t working 😂
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That lil shiver outta no where really be feeling like a glitch 😭
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
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Ngl Apple not giving us a charger & headphones anymore is CRAZYY
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1 year
"approved" "accepted" "congratulations" all 2023
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2 years
Mom: “We cleaning this whole house tomorrow" 14 year old me:
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
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“Do it or I won’t be your friend” kids were the biggest gaslighters
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Direct deposit: $1,400 Me at Subway: “add a cookie”
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go 😭
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
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I knew this generation didn't gaf when we stopped ironing our clothes 😭
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety >>>>
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
“Im not going if you’re not going” are the best friendships
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
ONCE YOU GET CROCS... IT'S REALLY FUCK YO OTHER SHOES 😂
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2 years
You ever laid next to someone & went straight to sleep…Like damn you my peace fr 😮‍💨
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra minutes of sleep
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
I'm such a "why?" person, I want reasons, I need to understand
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Ppl who sleep with their phone on silent or dnd really don't give AF about nobody's life 😭
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Kinda scared to talk to a therapist cause they might ....
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
iOS DND ain't no joke now, ion hear a ring, cling or dingaling 😭
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Mature conversations mixed wit a lil flirting and joking >>>>
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
I hate PENDING payments.. Just take that shit & go😭
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Dating someone who can stay kind even during fights is extremely important
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Now that Halloween is over
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Consistent sex with the same person only gets better
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Finding both friendship & love in a person >>>>
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
I hope I marry into a family that loves me & treats me like their own. That’s kinda a huge deal for me
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Throwing her around instead of asking to switch positions >>>>
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Knowing when to leave is extremely important. The job. The party. The relationship.
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Girls with good hygiene be getting they whole bodies ate fr😂
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
5 months
I wanna get addicted to getting up early, hitting the gym, and eating healthy like y’all, what’s the secret?
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Laughing in the middle of sex is crazy cus why we bonding like this 🥺
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Dating a person who has never been loved properly takes so much patience
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Clear communication so u don't waste each other's time >>>>
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Skin to skin ain’t enough for me...I need soul to soul 😭
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
My "OMW" doesn't start until u text back "Ok" idc😭
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
I cannot afford another bond with the wrong soul
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Next year is your mature year. You have to control your mouth, mind, mood & money
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Uncontrollable laughter together is my favorite type of intimacy
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
August smells like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
For yo own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
6 months
Now that Halloween is over
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
You get in a relationship to LEARN how to love each other, you're not suppose to automatically know. People assume this and are too quick to break up
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
The way somebody fits you into their schedule says a lot about what they think of you
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
If I accidentally like something ... ima unlike it. Idc if you seen it.
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
If we’re dating that means when I’m sleepy you need to be sleepy too, bedtime 😭
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
When you meet somebody you really like, there’s this urge to buy things for them
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
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Addressing where we BOTH went wrong instead of pinning everything on one person >>>>>
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
To be vulnerable with somebody and not feel stupid after >>>
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Dating someone who pushes u to do better is sooo important
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
I suck at being in group chats. As soon as they get to talking too much...DND😭
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Manipulators be so mad when they not able to manipulate u 🤣🤣
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
If we got plans and u don't mention nothing that day... our plans are canceled 😂
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
To avoid disappointment, take ppl as they are, and not what they could be
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Reassurance is a huge thing for me, my mind be everywhere.
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Idk who needs to hear this but, get those tattoos and piercings this year
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Missing somebody who’s not alive is an indescribable type of pain
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
February smells like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
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Dying of laughter together is my favorite type of intimacy
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1 year
I don’t have “trust issues”. I have “I’ve seen this before and I know how this goes” issues
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
I’m dating to marry. I’m young but this generation minds are horrible, it’s a blessing to find somebody worth it all
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
I really b like "lemme not say anything" & still end up saying something😭
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Having sex with one person & getting slutted out is way better than multiple partners 😭
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
When you’re both equally obsessed with each other, the honeymoon phase never dies out >>>>
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
You ever laid next to a mf & went straight to sleep…Like damn you my peace fr 😮‍💨
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Taking pics we can’t post >>>
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Leaving my house with only Apple Pay n my crocs
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
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I love when I notice that I’m handling a situation better than my old self would
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Messages be so funny when Siri read them in yo Airpods 😭
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
I love a drunk text.. like damn I’m on your mind frfr😭
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Normalize breakfast Dates. Let's go get waffles and orange juice and talk..
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Sex is way too personal to be out here havin it with just anybody lmao
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@WhoTFissim
𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
A relationship where the flirting never ends >>>>
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
When you’re both mutually obsessed with each other, the honeymoon phase never dies out >>>>
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
A relationship where u instantly miss each other, right after being together >>>>
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
SKIN on SKIN sleep >>>>
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Idc how busy your day is, if you can't shoot me a lil text. You ain't for me
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
A relationship where the flirting never stops >>>>
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
I pray I marry a person who’ll never get tired of me. Like years in & still obsessed
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Before I cut someone off, I always ask like 3 people if I'm tripping 💀
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Idc how old I am. Ima drink a mf Caprisun 😭😭
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Normalize breakfast Dates. Let's go get waffles and coffee and talk..
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
When you meet a person you really like, there's this urge to buy things for them
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
We grown af, text me however many times you want
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Texting me while u out.. damn u love me frfr😭
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
I really want to experience traveling with somebody I’m in love with
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
I need a therapist that I can text through the day. Like, "fam, guess what tf just happened"
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
I love hearing feelings 😩.. like damn you feel this way about me frfr
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Adding “the fuck” after you finish spazzing be the cherry on top 😂😂
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
"Come over so we can nap" kinda relationship
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Sleeping next to your favorite person is a different kinda sleep😩
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Have you ever LOVED somebody so much, u tried to understand them while they was hurting u
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Flat doggy is highkey the best sex position to ever exist
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
1 year
Having a partner that compliments you is extremely important. Words of affirmation are not to be slept on
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Sharing locations ain't enough I need you to wear a body camera
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
When u hit a spider and it ran behind the bed
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
10 months
I wanna get addicted to working out like y’all, what’s the secret?
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
Traveling with each other is pretty high on my list of love languages. Different level of intimacy
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
If you FaceTime me randomly & I pick up I fwy heavyy 😂
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
9 months
Telling people could jinx your plans
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𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞
2 years
I be wanting to stay in the shower for the rest of my mf life 😭
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