Bereketeab
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Daniel Kibret: የዛሬው ሌሊት ስም "ኦፕራ ዊንፍሬይ" ይባላል። አንተም ትፈታለህ። አንቺም ትፈቻለሽ። ሁልሽም ትፈታላችሁ።
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Of course, እንዋጋለን! Why do you think they call us የአፍሪካ ቀንድ?
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Wait a damn minute, why the hell does the Cape Verde president look like he's related to Debretsion?!
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Why y'all excited for 5G, you tryna be left on seen at high speed?
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Ethiopian Spider-Man waiting until they make taller buildings so he can finally swing
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Ethiopians don't give a damn about mental health
Me: Mom, it think I have multiple personality disorder?
Mom: በሉ ሰብሰብ ብላቹ እቤቱን አፅዱት
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I have no respect for people who date their friend's ex.
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"To unfollow those who don't follow you back is understandable. But unfollowing those who just followed you back, that's a bitch move!"
— አርስቶትል
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Government job titles in Ethiopia be like: ቱ/ፓ/ክ/አ/ል/ሞ/ተ/ም/ምን?/ዮ/ማ/ማ/ጌ ዋና ሀላፊ
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When I'm tryna pray and my mind keeps bringing up inappropriate stuff
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Don't claim you know hip hop if you don't know who this is
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Demeke Mekonnen probably in Abiy's office smiling and playing with the spinning chair.
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People be like "you can't finish a whole series in one night". First of all, ሀይልን በሚሰጠኝ በክርስቶስ ሁሉን እችላለሁ! Second of all, how dare you?!
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Teddy afro said "ሰው በልኬ" then married someone taller than him.
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Call me የታክሲ ረዳት the way I always find space to squeeze her into my busy schedule.
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Small dicks should be named የቀበሌ ሀላፊ because they're always being asked "አሁንም አልገባም?"
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A big shout out to all fathers working hard, guiding, protecting, supporting, loving and making sacrifices for their children.
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Nah this is stupid lmao
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If I ever created a website, on its Amharic version, I would use "እንብላ?" for "Accept cookies?"
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Only 1 shot in 22 minutes, wtf I thought americans were good at mass shooting.
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Credit to
@LinagaSil
for "የተባረከ ይሁን"
If I ever created a website, on its Amharic version, I would use "እንብላ?" for "Accept cookies?"
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I hope he comes to Ethiopia for the holiday wearing this costume so we can call it Spider-Man: Homecoming
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If you don't know your girl's bra size, this is the month to measure it. It's ለካ'ቲት!
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My girl left me because I listen to Charlie Puth too much. Now we don't talk anymore.
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Everything they post is made either by Italians or God.
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I want to host an online football quiz game where the winners get monthly mobile packages just so I could name the award "ባላንድ ወር ሽልማት"
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Thought he was from Nazreth
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EBC: "የኢትዮጵያ ኤሌክትሪክ አገልግሎት እና የውሃና ፍሳሽ ባለስልጣን ግንኙነታቸውን ወደላቀ ደረጃ ላማድረስ ተስማሙ"
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Not a muslim. Not even a religious person but the word "inshallah" is such a vibe.
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Life is like NFT. I don't know what NFT is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
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Captain Ethiopian not being able to block attacks cuz his mom sold his shield to ቁራሌው
Ethiopian Spider-Man waiting until they make taller buildings so he can finally swing
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Billene Seyoum: *challenges 1 million diasporas to come to Ethiopia for Christmas*
Ethiopian Airlines:
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What do you call a girl with syphilis?
You don't. Stay safe.
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If you could totally erase one country from the world, which country would it be and why America?
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If she's Ethiopian, it's a red flag with green on top and yellow in the middle.
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Getachew has a point. Abiy needs to condemned for using modern military equipments in what TPLF thought would be ባህላዊ ጨዋታ, have some shame Abiy!
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"አለው" being a very common response used for greeting in the past decade is lowkey a proof that the bar is too low that not dying is the new being fine.
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No one:
Atheists before they go to sleep: In the name of observation, hypothesis and experiment. Amen.
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Saw your tweet on another platform, searched your account, found your tweet and liked it. A good content should never go unappreciated.
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This tweet had like 10 quotes in 24hrs and then one guy outside Ethiopia quoted and it blew up.
Moral of the story: Habesha twitter ain't it lmao
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Eleni and Berhane after pretending to have a Zoom Meeting while staying in the same house:
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Soren, you ain't a better philosopher than Mike Titan.
“Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good.”
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Time to bring this back
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This nigga will always find a way to mention Abiy's name.
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I'm convinced that the root cause of ugliness ain't genetics but lack of money.
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"Access to the sea is a matter of life and death for Ethiopia."
Access to the sea is a matter of life and death for Ethiopia.
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CNN the type of nigga to say "ይሄው ደርሻለሁ ከታክሲ እየወረድኩ ነው" while taking shower at home.
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Oh, you're a homophobic? What exactly is it about a house that scares you?
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I grew up with 3 brothers. I always wanted to have sister. Kinda always felt like I was missing something. Last friday we adopted a baby. So yeah, I finally got a sister y'all.
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Mainoo is composed. So is Amrabat. One by Beethoven, the other by Gildo.
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Generational wealth is transferred through education not assets.
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Grace: You think I'm a whore?
Thomas Shelby: All I'm saying is your name in Amharic is ፀጋ
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💭
What is the diagnosis ?
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The 🚩 flags on your tl annoying you? Just ignore them same way you do in real life.
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Reminded me of that scene on GoT where Missandei and Davos introduced Khaleesi and Jon Snow.
Singer, billionaire, and beauty and lingerie mogul Rihanna is expecting a baby with her boyfriend rapper A$AP Rocky
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Society: Women should not wear revealing clothes.
Hermen: Hold my panties.
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