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anidala, anakin, n hayden enthusiast | i write a lot n sleep v little | proud advocate of happy endings only | writing: senate fic n social media au !
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˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ - a directory thread to my page !!
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obi-wan: this is a very serious mission, please be on your best behavior
anakin and r2d2:
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how did i pull her? oh easy i just went PELASEPLQAEAESPLEASSSEPLEAEEAAEPLEASEEE PLEASSEEE PLEASSEEEPLEAEASEEE PLEASEEE PLEASSSE PLLELZZZP LEASEE PLAEASE PLZPLZLPZLPZLPZ
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obi-wan saying hi to his good friend padme and looking down to see a 5 month pregnant stomach (anakin has was missing from the temple conveniently around 5 months ago)
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“would you still “why are
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i was a worm” into a worm”
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getting married and making my entire personality about having a hot wife
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i don't have rizz, i have unsettlingly large blue eyes that are haunted by visions
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let’s me honest she was never trying to reject him
this is such an insane thing to wear to dinner with the 19 y/o boy u plan to reject god i adore her
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no rizz. just big eyes and many unsettling things to say.
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this video proves why clone wars anakin saying padmé should “obey him” was out of character that man only wanted to be called a good boy 💀
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so him basically
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directed by george lucas (2002)
(flirting) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
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my clingy king
saying " i Miss my wife" every Time i blink because i Do not have Object permanence
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my husband who went away to war… i keep his picture in my locket and kiss it everyday 😔
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engines and enemies — anidala au
anakin skywalker is the biggest thing that’s ever happened to formula one racing. he’s hot, has no filter, and bad habit of saying whatever he’s thinking aloud. padmé naberrie is a journalist tasked with covering f1 events, and chaos ensues.
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obi-wan: senator amidala, i forgot mention it in our meeting earlier, but-
anakin and padmé:
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he’s (almost) bald and he’s torturing people who have hair 💔
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anakin when padmé literally kisses him and then immediately backtracks to say she shouldn’t have done that (he wonders if he’s THAT bad a kisser)
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save me anakin skywalker save me pls i’ll even beg
That fictional man with the big breasts and a haunting past will save you btw
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dare i say.
i dont have any rizz i just stare at u and hope for the best
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and y’all are trying to convince me this babygirl didn’t want to be called a good boy? please be for real
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in a world of boys he’s a gentleman who makes his own tea and names his daughter after a princess oh hayden the man that you are
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i love them too much
all the best trios have one idiot golden boy, one idiot adjacent pookie, and the most beautiful smartest most successful girl you’ve ever seen.
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i couldn’t help myself and now i’m laughing uncontrollably at the idea of anakin and padmè being twitter users
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“Senator Amidala.”
“Senator Skywalker,” She bowed her head politely. “It’s a pleasure to see you again.” If he noticed the tensing of her jaw while she lied, he didn’t mention it.
eeekk!!! i can’t keep a secret so get ready for senator anidala’s rivalry in my new fic !!
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anakin would be the guy who plays with padme’s hair until she falls asleep and kisses her forehead bc he thinks she just so pretty. he would be the type to always demand they cuddle. he’s just a lover boy who would say i love you all the time and wants to kiss his wife
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would have no problem saying yes sir to general skywalker but would have a serious problem with not biting my lip and staying on my feet afterwards
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giggling thinking of anakin and padmé using social media to completely embarrass their children by acting like facebook parents
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“the extended editions of attack of the clones and revenge of the sith with all the deleted scenes are behind these doors”
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it’s time to be honest with ourselves padmé’s motivations were not focused on rejecting that 19 year old boy
her ass was so real for dressing up like this to meet anakin and then reject him like …
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lord please take all of anakin skywalker’s suffering and give it to sheev palpatine
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🏡family ties - an anidala/skywalker family au
anakin and padmé naberrie-skywalker have a great house, a pair of twins, and a great life. the inner working are a little chaotic but, what house full of teenagers isn’t?
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obi-wan seeing padmé’s pregnant stomach and knowing it was 100% the result of anakin going mia from the temple 6 months ago but he’s determined to win that idgaf war (like he is with all things anakin)
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naur bc to the idiots on tiktok who don’t like dilf hayden… if you have bad taste just say that
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cutie patootie (he’s a grown man but he’s MY cutie patootie)
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i will never shut up about hunter being satine i mean are you serious
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forever spreading my blond anakin agenda
blonde men are a DISEASE unfortunately i am chronically attracted to the sick and twisted
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him
when a beautiful woman asks me for an orange this is what i do. it’s that simple
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i fear i will be playing my own edit on repeat this entire night… who gave suitless vader the right to be so sexy 🫦
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mother knows best bc my mom literally got me 6 different anakin hoodies a poster and writers materials 😭 she ate down this christmas
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fan service ✮ anidala au
senator padmè amidala always knew that general anakin skywalker existed and somewhat popular. however, she didn’t expect when he was put on her protective detail for a few months for them to become the hottest topic of the entire galaxy.
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thinking of an au with pop-star padmé and rockstar anakin having a secret relationship that gets leaked resulting in the biggest most popular music couple ever🙏🏽 imagine them dedicating their songs to each other with violently different aesthetics while fans scream ugh
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i know he starts genuinely tweaking that man is constantly battling the urge to scream she’s mine
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bc it’s hard for me to believe on a literal desert planet that shmi and anakin weren’t brown 💀 (also shoutout gc for sharing this bc no way brown shmi only existed on an obikin acc i will fill the void 🙏🏽)
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in this essay i will be explaining why they are the only couple ever
if ur m/f ship doesnt have the guy being absolutely bonkers on his knees down bad for the girl its just not a good ship idk!
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i need period drama anidala like i need air to breathe. give me all the formalities and the “that’s improper” and the tension every period drama gives. give me longing gazes across the ballroom and stunted interactions. i need period drama anidala so BAD
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secret project is officially titled: a senator’s guide to intercepting senator skywalker, and, you can go read the first chapter right now :)
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i love making pookie lactose intolerant bc it’s funny for me to imagine this huge hulking general to have to take 4 enzyme pills everytime he wants a cheeto
we as a society need to stop giving our favorite characters our mental illnesses. switch it up s little bit. start giving characters your mildly annoying physical ailments
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i have GOT to stop making niche memes abt my own au me snorting in my room at this is a new level of brainrot
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i’m about to become the most insufferable person alive if i cannot control my urges
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rockstar au where anakin, obi-wan, and padmé look like this and share an apartment and they’re broke dirtbags is what i want for my 2024 fic list. btw- padmé plays drums, anakin is their bass/guitar, and obi-wan does all their vocals. i’m obsessed alr
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i know he was doing this and saying i love you all day long to padmé
boys who still kiss your hand or your forehead out of nowhere are ANGELS
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once again i am pushing my surf instructor/vacationer au of anidala and am even going so far as to say i would die if i don’t get this written and make them laugh over snow cones and get sun burns and get tattoos one night and go to beach bonfires and kiss in the water and
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romeo & juliet 1996 party anidala fic. anakin sees her across the room of the party obi-wan directly told him to not go to bc the naberries oppose the skywalkers n he sees padmé and can’t stop staring. the stolen glances, him crossing the room to talk to her UGH i can’t do this
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don’t mind me just battling the urge to write anidala coworker au watching everyone else at the new year’s party have a date and asking each other bc they’re friends until it’s midnight and should they kiss? should they not?? do friends kiss?
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he said “it’s too pretty” bc he knew that i would call him a pretty pretty princess he’s so baby girl
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my entire savings later and i present: hot garbage 🗑️🔥🤭 (also i have a tiktok now!! it’s the same handle 😻)
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didn’t need to be told twice padmé ain’t ever obeyed that man in her life he obeyed HER
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so i was rereading some of my favorite obx fics and i became utterly consumed w surfer instructor anakin teaching vacationer padme how to surf and falling for her during her month long vacation… too many ideas
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anakin when padme asks if he was the one who beat up alkeet in an alleyway for his “that’s my future wife” tweet:
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yall don’t understand my girl padmé like i do and i feel like it needs to be talked about how swtwt especially and star wars dude bros want to make her perfect when she’s a real human with real emotions… padmé way more than just anakin’s wife n i feel i need to say that louder
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no words could ever explain the torture i want for him
"this character deserved better" I don't care. Let's talk about characters that deserved WORSE.
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this edit was inspired by me saying anakin has the hills on a certain playlist for padmé and i never looked back 😻🙌🏽
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but instead of his girlfriend it’s his wife
i think my sweet spot for male characters is somewhere between ‘my girlfriend is mad at me; i hope i die’ and ‘i think i will cause problems on purpose’
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one thing abt anidala lovers is even tho our ship is literally canon we eat scraps in terms of fics ❤️ (i am in physical pain but if i gotta write my own entertainment i will)
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he’s so baby like i wanna plant a garden with him and never leave the house and make him tea and
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don’t mind me… i’m still here… wanting to make another au but knowing my followers might throw rocks at me bc my others aren’t finished but this is just for giggles n vibes…
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honorable mention is anakin despising han and luke finding it the funniest thing alive
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this will push my into a social media au istg if im not careful
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@spaceymaseyy
i know briar was nagging him something fierce that’s the “please stop asking” dad face
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“I think that’s a date thing, maybe.”
“It kind of is but, you don’t need to be dating someone to have a date.”
my anidala new year’s party drabble is up and it’s so sweet and fluffy - i had so much fun writing padmé with a hopeless crush on anakin :)
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i need highschool sweetheart anidala au so bad the budding feelings and nervous notes in class anakin showing up to watch padmé on the student council and him asking her to a school dance with a little bouquet of flowers and notebook paper that only had a box for yes and no
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“You don’t know very much about me, Anakin Skywalker.” He raised his brows, and she grinned a bit.
“I’d love to know more than your favorite pantsuit, Professor.”
“I’m sure those details would bore you.”
“I’m never bored around you.”
- ff: The Professor’s Assistant
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thinking → thinking
bout anidala bout anidala
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thinking ← thinking
bout anidala bout anidala
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my last contribution on my previous words for tonight. goodnight (im clawing at my cage trying not to make this an AU)
just like in this universe where there’s celebrity duos where you’re like “so ik u can’t say y’all did it but you definitely are doing the nasty” anidala twitter has photos of anakin and padme with the caption “????” and make fanedits of them every interaction
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i lied THIS is my last contribution for tonight (alkeet man watch your back)
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🏁 — anakin skywalker’s mains n priv
- pretty boy
- ceo of saying things he shouldn’t say aloud
- a little bit of a casanova but awkward when he really has to flirt
- insanely talented
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me when i’m watching the original trilogy and i see leia kiss her twin brother (i remember being physically nauseous at the age of 8 when i learned they were related)
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he also asks the would you still love me if i didn’t exist question while cuddling
if you were a bunny i’d give you the greenest grass to run around in and the freshest carrots and lettuce to eat. if you even care
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I GOT IN POOKIES 🤩🥳😇🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 15 year old me would be absolutely SHOCKED
submitted to my dream college today so everyone be rooting for ur fav space people writer to get in !!
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🏡 anakin naberrie-skywalker
- saw padmé the first day of college and immediately fell in love
- his wife’s biggest fan
- phil dunphy variant. send tweet
- his fits r terrible but we love him anyway
- does the white man bbq dance unironically
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2018 roman empire events but it’s star wars — a VERY important thread that gets worse as you go along 🧵
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