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oomf just lost their arm 😭😭😭😭
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i thought mexican cartels agreeing to a ceasefire in honor of akira toriyama was a joke but its real 😭
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card declined at subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me
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not me i keep that shit on the corner of the bed
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being pregnant is so crazy everyone knows u were creampied
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situationship but the situation is our souls are forever intertwined and we are destined to find each other in every universe
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unrelated but how long until i go back to normal
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u can just be chillin and ur guy friend will say some shit like “ive always loved you”
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imagine having sex with someone and when they finished they said “gg” and just fucking left
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me at 1 day pregnant: omg the baby is craving a glock in my rari
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dude came into the store, didnt buy anything and then handed me $20 for my time…. have an amazing life sir
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you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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are you actually horny or are you just craving human intimacy and affection
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i said it before imma say it again
‼️WOMEN AINT SHIT‼️🙅🏻♀️
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calling someone a bum gotta be the funniest fucking insult ever
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having anxiety is so embarrassing why am i scared to go out in public
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cute first date idea:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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send me a pic of ur tiddies when you get home so i know ur safe
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If you see League of Legends anywhere online, DO NOT download it !!!!
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Fat Squirrel you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you
Fat Squirrel:
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guys i messed up
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i dont have any rizz i just stare at u and hope for the best
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