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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
11 months
reminder that i have a store with tons of cool stuff on it and you should totally buy things from me
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@wienerwilson
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4 months
Might be important…
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Oh you’re so silly? Okay then name every goose
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
You’re non binary? Have fun being afraid of computers or whatever
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
She bited my peepnis yeeeeeOOOOOOOUCH
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
4 months
Finally received beaver news. Beaver family that was close to my mom’s house when she was growing up is still there and grandfather says they’ve expanded all over and are doing very well and the humans appreciate them too. This is most excellent.
@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
4 months
Might be important…
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Never bite the clit that feeds you
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
5 months
I AM ATTACKING I AM FIGHT THE GIANT BEAST I WILL SLAY THE MONSTER HUGE UGLY!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
My kink is having sex with someone who loves me
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 months
snorking my way to sneep you
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
5 months
goop bye I’m go away now
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Is your pussy hotdog style or hamburger style?
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Sorry for being so sleepy tired and cozy. It will happen again.
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Good morning! Happy Sea Sheep Sunday!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Good morning! Happy Velvet Worm Wednesday!!
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@wienerwilson
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2 months
me on my way to the rotting log restaurant. it’s inside a rotting log.
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
if your butt itches it probaly means you have butt lice
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
*scritches you like this*
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Good morning! Happy Black Rain Frog Friday!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Umm I’m literally eepy
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 year
me and the boys when it’s time for yummy snacks
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
post-nut psychosis
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 year
GOOMNIGHT SLEEPY BEDTIME IM SO COZY NOW GOODBYE
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Good morning! Happy Frilly-mouthed Jellyfish Friday!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
8 months
sentencing you to pink ribbon for laziness 🫵
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@wienerwilson
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1 year
???????
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
what if I was too slepy and went back to seep?
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Me when I see a cool bug but something is in the way
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 year
“you must be a silly hamster with broccoli stuffed cheeks and a party hat if you think we’re fucking” Me:
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@wienerwilson
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2 years
I’m literally so good at cumming
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Good morning! Happy Piglet Squid Sunday!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
She made my dick cry (I peed myself)
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
3 months
the Creatures have acquired the Device
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
What kind of dog is this?
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
11 months
on sale let’s GOOOOO!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
my husband keeps putting legos in my butt hole while I’m sleeping
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Good morning! Happy Taricha Torosa Tuesday!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
*hands you this*
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Good morning! Happy Least Weasel Wednesday!!
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@wienerwilson
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4 months
cumber time ooo yes eating my in the in it the cumber !!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
I lied... I don't like sex. Sit down and let me show you my bug pics.
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
6 months
does anyone want to be hungry hungry snails together?
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
3 months
LEAVE ALONE BE NICE STOP THE BEING MEAN STOP RIGHT NOW
@GorgeousPlanet_
Funny Gorgeous Animals (by Don Purrleone)
3 years
Gorgeous Animals - Part XVIII 🔊🔊🔊 SOUND ON Please 🔊🔊🔊
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
4 months
tried to call back. no answer. clearly taken captive. may they adopt her into their dam family and treat her as any other beaver.
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
6 months
what if they made a boyfriend who was also a wife
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
6 months
STOP tweeting and START peeing!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 year
this dude fr paid $44 Billion for the most toxic app on earth and drove it into the ground within 2 weeks all because he desperately wanted what he could never ever have: to be funny and to be loved
@elonmusk
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Not to mention the sickkk memes lol
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
yelling “PACKAGE DELIVERYYYYYYY” as I put it in her mouth
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@wienerwilson
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2 years
Me and who?
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Pussy from a girl without a pussy or a penis or a butthole
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@wienerwilson
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2 years
me and my followers (I am brush you guys to sleep to bed)
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Is it normal that my wife keeps sharp knives in her pussy?
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
7 months
mine don’t do this actually
@microscopicture
microscopic images.
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two neurons having a chat
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@wienerwilson
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2 years
Good morning! Happy Red and White Giant Flying Squirrel Friday!!
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@wienerwilson
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3 months
I can’t take it anymore. Make it stop.
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
11 months
no way. there’s no fucking way.
@aqualuvsuotd
꒰ daily aquatic lovelies ༚.°
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their fins are trying so hard i love this little guy
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@wienerwilson
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@wienerwilson
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2 years
i decided i don’t like sex anymore. im into dirt and grime and weird critters and growths of the woods instead now.
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 year
I heard you like possums so I put some possums on your possums 🙏
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
what if there was shiny pussy like there’s shiny Pokémon
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 month
me when I’m a bipedal jar and pee and/or vomit lightning
@SumerianHittite
Sumerian and Hittite Language (Hasan Türk)
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Egypt
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@wienerwilson
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11 months
Good morning! Happy Sea Pig Saturday!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Good morning! Happy Banana Slug Sunday!!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 year
IM GONNA GET YOU!!! IN GONNA GET YOU!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 year
STINKY PINKIES!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
*gently pets your butt hole*
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 year
I need you to understand this video. I need you to really internalize it in every way. Let it into your soul.
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
lookiyng at your boobs like literally staring at them with my eyes and seeing thhem
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Good morning! Happy Tiger Quoll Tuesday!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
*hamsnder wheel stops*
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
10 months
SCRITCHES YOU ON YOUR STINKY PEEPEEBUTT HEAD!!!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
7 months
raaaaaa I am a ferocious ice monster raaaaaaaa
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
10 months
those are Julia butterflies (Dryas iulia) and they are drinking his tears
@shouldhaveanima
why you should have an animal
10 months
the cutest video you will see today
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
10 months
Good afternoon! Happy Mountain Weasel Wednesday!!
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@wienerwilson
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1 year
this is defimitely one of my favorite shapes
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
7 months
Found a higher quality version if anyone knows the original source let me know because this is my favorite video now
@wienerwilson
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7 months
okay:.. i Am munching
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Every once in a while I get the temptation to argue with people on here about stuff that probably doesn’t matter. Instead I have chosen to post Gleep Glorp. Observe:
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@wienerwilson
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1 year
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
@glurpo I love tapirs!! They are so friend shaped and should be very protect
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@wienerwilson
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4 months
@vanillabunnys Rodents are some of my favorite kinds of people
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
stop thinking about PUSSY and start thinking about PURCHASING WAR BONDS!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
can i put my proboscis in your nectar pouch
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
7 months
Good afternoon! Happy Velvet Worm Wednesday!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
10 months
Rodents are beautiful actually
@d0unbug
dounbug
10 months
“summer in nyc is sooo beautiful” the beauty in question:
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 year
goomnight everyoneby naptime sleepy time
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
6 months
does anyone want to be jelly beans together
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
3 months
what is he feeling? the world is so big but he is so small, I hope he’s not lonely I hope he is loved
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@wienerwilson
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1 year
gonna try something
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
10 months
this sucks, please stop letting your cats torment your other pets (especially that are “prey”). or wildlife for that matter.
@ShouldHaveCat
Why you should have a cat
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@wienerwilson
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Apple mouse
@simon_dell_tog
George the Mouse in a log pile house - Simon dell
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
8 months
playing frolicking having fun
@microscopicture
microscopic images.
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tardigrade with volvox algae
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 year
Good morning! Happy Sea Angel Sunday!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 year
Peebo (1 yr old) 5 stars!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
have to wake erly tomorrow i slep to bed now so nap time 😴
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 months
imagine you are just a innocent glob in the sea and some giant aliens come and gently snorp you up with a machine
@TUExplorer1
The Unknown Explorer
2 months
Smooth collection of this benthic ctenophore! @SchmidtOcean dive 674 #SalasyGomezRidge
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
Good morning! Happy Sunda Colugo Sunday!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 year
Good morning! Happy Willan’s Chromodoris Wednesday!!
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
1 year
Peanus Woim
@Weird_AnimaIs
Weird Animals
1 year
The deep sea ‘peanut worm’ can shrink to a nut shaped ball to evade predation. These weird creatures can grow to 7 cm long. (Photo Rob Zugaro)
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@wienerwilson
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1 year
depressive pixie nightmare girl
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
10 months
*stares at you with whimsy and wonder*
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@wienerwilson
wiener wilson
2 years
I’m eated my brrakfas
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