Hayden Christensen says his Star Wars 'What If' idea is where Anakin Skywalker doesn't fall to the dark side, he gets to raise the twins with Padme, and 'Uncle Obi-Wan is there'
he graduated with honors at cuntington university with a 5.0 SPA (Slay Point Average). graduated with summa slay laude and associates degree in serving cunt
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since we’re discussing tcw anakin rn, i just wanted y’all to know that the guy who voiced him (matt lanter) actually made fun of jake lloyd (when he got arrested) and hayden christensen (implying that he was the guy who ruined star wars) in the past
when your card declines in therapy and they remind you that anakin loved padme since he was 9 and he died at 45, he only got to spend 3 years with her meaning he spent 33 years just yearning for her…
he’s literally a female gaze character because like he’s dreamy asf, he’s got abs, his entire personality is loving his wife, he would literally start committing atrocities for her, he cannot live without her, he spent his whole life being obsessed with her
saw someone on yt complaining that his shoulders look too wide to be anakin from the tcw era like ARE YOU PEOPLE NEVER SATISFIED? HE LOOKS PERFECT, WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER THAN THE GODDAMN CARTOON IDGAF
the way his appearance is blowing tf up everywhere rn just shows that disney’s dumb asf to not give him a vader show, like they make bag and we get the show, it’s WIN WIN