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For time is a river rolling into nowhere; we must live while we can, and we’ll drink our cup of laughter. As seen on Uproxx and Dexerto!

Poast Town, OH
Joined May 2022
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@BigMcLrgHuge
BigMcLrgHuge
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fellas never let the time of the month stop you from keeping her happy
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@Spennser
Spencer Agnew
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what if the monster in one of these was 5’4
@gothiccbboi
ms. princess
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Guillermo del Toro understands that women long for the beauty buried inside the monstrous
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@MagnificoIX
El Magnífico
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Not the worst Jim Jones altercation at an airport.
@WorldDarkWeb2
I Post Forbidden Videos
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Jim Jones gets into an altercation with 2 men at the airport
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@CrankyFed
Cranky Federalist
22 hours
We do not speak of the Eternal God-Emperor-President George Herbert Walker Bush in such a manner
@ArtemisConsort
Hunter Ash
2 days
Cannot emphasize enough how totally meaningless this is to anyone under 40. To the extent we think about these people at all, we think about how their leadership led to the mess we’re in now.
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@shitotaur
indefatigable fox cop
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I like how the one chimp is just admiringly thinking “nice”
@TheProjectUnity
Jay Anderson
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I learned something new today
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@brad_polumbo
Brad Polumbo 🇺🇸⚽️
22 hours
lol by "hard work" he means rampant plagiarism and partisan slop
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
1 day
I don’t deserve this life, man. I come from the middle of nowhere. Corn fields, hog farms and trailer parks. I went to community college. But my family taught me about Jesus and hard work and never quitting. And here we are… by the grace of God. I am profoundly grateful. Onward.
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@shitotaur
indefatigable fox cop
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@PollTracker2024
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
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Andrew Cuomo is exploring a congressional campaign for retiring congressman Jerry Nadler’s House seat Source: Jewish Insider
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@SonnyBunch
Sonny Bunch
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Someone please tell this dingus his whole bloodline is spent as a political force.
@PollTracker2024
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
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Andrew Cuomo is exploring a congressional campaign for retiring congressman Jerry Nadler’s House seat Source: Jewish Insider
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@JB_in_IE
JB
16 hours
I hate that we live in a world where Jarvis and Damin determine who gets healthcare
@NancyMace
Nancy Mace
20 hours
The internet works in mysterious ways. Somewhere between trolling and political debates online, a group of strangers with deeply opposing views came together to help a young woman get brain surgery. @damintoell, who is a lover of mayo, regularly mocks one of my superfans
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@shitotaur
indefatigable fox cop
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Well I guess that’s none of my business
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@kayleefabulous
the wreck of duluth’s famous kaylee
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@kayleefabulous
the wreck of duluth’s famous kaylee
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you guys aren’t ready for the insane fitzgerald drip a guy was wearing at the maritime conference yesterday
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@hollowearthterf
RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor)
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If a man has any opinion on this other then a passing I would like to boink either of them, he is for the streets
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@peejesq
the lawyer with the dragon tattoo
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@MathTheBelgian
Math 🇧🇪 🇪🇺
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This is going to eliminate humans*
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@PNACstreetgang
Asuka Cheney-Soryu 🇺🇸
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I got to thinking about this when recalling how much people like Captive Dreamer love to spread the idea that they’re affecting IRL outcomes w/their Haitian cat posting, WAGTFKY, etc., then retreat into “But I’m just a itty bitty poster 🥺” when doxxed; fucking one or the other
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@peejesq
the lawyer with the dragon tattoo
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Me when the Christmas tweets start
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@youwouldntpost
Batman or halo
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Mother! (2017)
@GrulkeLamonte
Lamonte Grulke
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Never stand or sit on countertops. There’s a high chance it’s not supported!
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@damintoell
Damin Toell
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@pulte
Pulte
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Thanks to President Trump, we are indeed working on The 50 year Mortgage - a complete game changer.
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@shitotaur
indefatigable fox cop
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@shitotaur
indefatigable fox cop
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Common 2016 sentiment
@RevivedOziach
Oziach
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This is so funny because I remember 2016 being one of those years where the common motto was that every day was a disaster
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@xwanyex
wanye
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Final victory over woke means restoring the name Providence Plantations
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