indefatigable fox cop
@shitotaur
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For time is a river rolling into nowhere; we must live while we can, and we’ll drink our cup of laughter. As seen on Uproxx and Dexerto!
Poast Town, OH
Joined May 2022
fellas never let the time of the month stop you from keeping her happy
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what if the monster in one of these was 5’4
Guillermo del Toro understands that women long for the beauty buried inside the monstrous
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Not the worst Jim Jones altercation at an airport.
Jim Jones gets into an altercation with 2 men at the airport
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We do not speak of the Eternal God-Emperor-President George Herbert Walker Bush in such a manner
Cannot emphasize enough how totally meaningless this is to anyone under 40. To the extent we think about these people at all, we think about how their leadership led to the mess we’re in now.
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I like how the one chimp is just admiringly thinking “nice”
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lol by "hard work" he means rampant plagiarism and partisan slop
I don’t deserve this life, man. I come from the middle of nowhere. Corn fields, hog farms and trailer parks. I went to community college. But my family taught me about Jesus and hard work and never quitting. And here we are… by the grace of God. I am profoundly grateful. Onward.
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Andrew Cuomo is exploring a congressional campaign for retiring congressman Jerry Nadler’s House seat Source: Jewish Insider
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Someone please tell this dingus his whole bloodline is spent as a political force.
Andrew Cuomo is exploring a congressional campaign for retiring congressman Jerry Nadler’s House seat Source: Jewish Insider
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I hate that we live in a world where Jarvis and Damin determine who gets healthcare
The internet works in mysterious ways. Somewhere between trolling and political debates online, a group of strangers with deeply opposing views came together to help a young woman get brain surgery. @damintoell, who is a lover of mayo, regularly mocks one of my superfans
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you guys aren’t ready for the insane fitzgerald drip a guy was wearing at the maritime conference yesterday
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If a man has any opinion on this other then a passing I would like to boink either of them, he is for the streets
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This is going to eliminate humans*
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I got to thinking about this when recalling how much people like Captive Dreamer love to spread the idea that they’re affecting IRL outcomes w/their Haitian cat posting, WAGTFKY, etc., then retreat into “But I’m just a itty bitty poster 🥺” when doxxed; fucking one or the other
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Mother! (2017)
Never stand or sit on countertops. There’s a high chance it’s not supported!
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Thanks to President Trump, we are indeed working on The 50 year Mortgage - a complete game changer.
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Common 2016 sentiment
This is so funny because I remember 2016 being one of those years where the common motto was that every day was a disaster
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